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Started by Thing, November 22, 2003, 05:39 PM

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Warrior

I think I have just read the funniest post ever ^
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

CrAz3D

Tears, TEARS are running out of my eyes.

Is Yoni drunk or something?...
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

hismajesty

Yoni, cite that please. Hm.

CrAz3D: It was OK.

Newby

Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Lmfao.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

#4174
OOOH!  This should be GOOOD!
(I just read his PM to Yoni)

EDIT:
That could've been funny as hell, oh well.

EDIT#2:
My best offer for the leather seat covers was accepted, yay!
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

SNiFFeR


dx

And this is where everyone raises their post count..

Falcon[anti-yL]


CrAz3D

My post used to have a purpose, but someone deleted their previous post & it now appears as though I am talking about what Newby said to Yoni in a PM...

It wasn't Newby though
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

shout

I'm thinking about making another Posting and You thread.

CrAz3D

"Posting and You Thread"
...?
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Newby

What did the PM say? Lmfao!
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Newby on December 07, 2005, 06:39 PM
What did the PM say? Lmfao!
Cause whoever posted it was so worked up, the content was priceless.  I laughed (sorry, no offense to you if you read this post)...it was FUNNY
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

hismajesty

#4183
So, we have a meet tommorow. On the night before a meet we have a pasta party for carbs and whatnot. Todays was pretty interesting. When I got there (5:15ish) there wasn't too many people there (and actually not many showed up period.) Anyway it started off pretty slow. Kristen didn't come because she went home sick today and she didnt go to practice either. Man, that sucks. I played ping pong with these two girls and ate pasta and listened to conversation and stuff.

Then somehow a few people were sitting in the family room so I went in and there was a discussion (like 4 girls and 3 guys) about who the hottest people on the team were. We had to say who we thought and stuff, so the first round I just followed the people in front of me and said the same thing. (See, Kristen was my obvious choice but two of her friends were in there) So the second time around I tried getting out of it (and did) and started to leave but this girl pushed me back into the rocking chair and sat on me. Then she started rocking and people I guess laughed and she said "Come on it's a rocking chair." or something. So I said it can't really rock because it's too close to the wall. Everyone took that sexually. "LOL" So then she got off of me a few minutes later and then I was sort of under fire for not telling my hot-girl picks, so she came back over to me, and did that stripper-esque hip shake thing over my right lake and leaned forward and kissed me on the cheek. Ehh. So I said Kristen and someone just said "I knew she'd come up." or something.

Anyway then we played Truth or Dare. I only got called once (because I'm boring and chose "Promise to repeat" where I had to say "I have red pubic hair" out loud.) But Truth or Dare involved some kissing and sex questions. For instance, I saw two girls kiss for like 5-10 seconds (one of them being the one who kissed me.) And uhhh, I found out how many times this girl Natalie (imho hottest girl there, since there was no Kristen) had been fingered - four. And stuff like that. Oh, and this one guy was asked how many times he masturbates - after a long pause and all the girls saying he didn't have to answer, he said "Well, I don't do it too often - two times a week." I was like wtf? I would have said a huge number or like "I don't need too, I gots mad hoes" or something. Whateva.

Then stuff went into prank calling and stuff so I left at 8:37. This was the farthest I've driven alone before too, so that was cool, and I got to drive on pretty major roads too.

That's probably tame for a lot of you, but yeah that stuff isn't too common in my life so it was rather "exciting." Though I wish I had been more open and not worried as now I see everyone took it all lightly and in a fun way. I'm going to try harder next week.

Joe[x86]

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EDIT -
Remove linebreaks before converting. I was raping the tables, so eh?
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

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