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Joe[x86]

#3540
October 09, 2005, 09:42 PM
Baraboo Thunderbirds sent the Mt. Horeb Vikings back to Valhalla, fourteen to ten.

EDIT -
Leet, pagebreak.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

CrAz3D

#3541
October 10, 2005, 02:04 AM
Quote from: Joe on October 09, 2005, 09:42 PM
Baraboo Thunderbirds sent the Mt. Horeb Vikings back to Valhalla, fourteen to ten.

EDIT -
Leet, pagebreak.
yay for highschool football?  k
2 of our local highschools used to hold then #3 spot in the country for highschool football rivalries.  Too bad we haven't had that since like '00.


Yeah, anyways, her mom later on in the day asked if my girl was serious that she had had sex.
Girl: yes mom, I did
Mom: no you didn't, did you?
Girl: yes
Mom: *disappointed & such* tsk tsk & so on.
Mom: get on birth control!

I feel bad, sort of, but not really.  I have to visit them over thanksgiving break, for like a day, but still!.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

QwertyMonster

#3542
October 10, 2005, 02:05 AM Last Edit: October 10, 2005, 02:09 AM by QwertyMonster
Wow im so happy, because me and sally are doing GREAT!. Oooh happyyy.

Ugh, i've got school in 20 minutes. I've got a really bad cold and i don't feel like going. Oh well. :P

Crazed, hahahah at parents when they find out you had sex. Funny ;)

Oh well, your like 18 aren't you? And so is she? Whats wrong with some shagging ;)

Explicit

#3543
October 10, 2005, 02:08 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on October 10, 2005, 02:04 AM
Yeah, anyways, her mom later on in the day asked if my girl was serious that she had had sex.
Girl: yes mom, I did
Mom: no you didn't, did you?
Girl: yes
Mom: *disappointed & such* tsk tsk & so on.
Mom: get on birth control!

I feel bad, sort of, but not really. I have to visit them over thanksgiving break, for like a day, but still!.

Like I said; she's disappointed, but understands. :)
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

#3544
October 10, 2005, 02:25 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 02:08 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on October 10, 2005, 02:04 AM
Yeah, anyways, her mom later on in the day asked if my girl was serious that she had had sex.
Girl: yes mom, I did
Mom: no you didn't, did you?
Girl: yes
Mom: *disappointed & such* tsk tsk & so on.
Mom: get on birth control!

I feel bad, sort of, but not really. I have to visit them over thanksgiving break, for like a day, but still!.

Like I said; she's disappointed, but understands. :)
yeah, very true.  I hope she doesnt hate me :(


Qwerty, what would you're parents say if they found out you were getting laid @ 19
?
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

#3545
October 10, 2005, 03:03 AM
She doesn't hate you. It's not like you raped her daughter, and because it was mutual between you and your girlfriend, her mom can't really think anything of you.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

hismajesty

#3546
October 10, 2005, 06:38 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 08:52 PM
Actually, some people may find such gestures arousing. By "some people," I'm referring to the sex freaks who enjoy dirty, dirty sex.

Like those who enjoy people taking "dumps on their stomach."

Haha@Not Another Teen Movie :)

Hitmen

#3547
October 10, 2005, 08:14 AM
My girlfriend's dad is a cop.

He is scary.

CrAz3D

#3548
October 10, 2005, 09:24 AM
How big is he?

My girlfriend's dad is a Chief in the Air Force (I need to ask her what he does).  He is like 6'10" & maybe near 285 lbs.?
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

#3549
October 10, 2005, 09:53 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on October 10, 2005, 06:38 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 08:52 PM
Actually, some people may find such gestures arousing. By "some people," I'm referring to the sex freaks who enjoy dirty, dirty sex.

Like those who enjoy people taking "dumps on their stomach."

Haha@Not Another Teen Movie :)

Exactly! :P
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

hismajesty

#3550
October 10, 2005, 02:28 PM
Parent-Teacher Conference today. Apparently, I'm brilliant, and according to my AP Bio teacher, I know it.

Really? I had no idea my floundering GPA and mediocre PSAT scores were a sign of brilliance!

Explicit

#3551
October 10, 2005, 03:14 PM
So what now then?
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

#3552
October 10, 2005, 08:09 PM
Talked to Jacque's mom on the phone today, that was fun.  Probably WAS fun for her, laughing @ how nervous she could tell I was.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

#3553
October 10, 2005, 08:35 PM
Did the conversation carry on like normal though?
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

#3554
October 11, 2005, 12:09 AM
Pretty much went like this:

Mom: You're in trouble (in ajoking voice) *laughter in background*
Me: Heh
Mom: no, you're ok with me
.....
Mom: Jacque has a few secrets from her dad, this will be one of them.  Just be careful, I don't want to be a grandma
Me: yes ma'am

Girl to me: are you freakin out
Me to her: a bit

Girl to mom & me (her mom heard her over the phone cause she said it into the mic): are you flipping out cause we had sex & you're talking yo my mom
Me: *passes out, almost*
Girl: tell tyler you're not mad at him
Mom I'm not mad @ him
</convo>

I almost passed out, sort of.


Just got a call from 3 different people saying to go to "The Castle" (a dude's house from band) to smoke hookah, pot, & eat pizza.  They were saying that they knew I wanted to come cause they remember me talking about "the good times" I had with other friends.  I guess I mentioned that while I was drunk on the lowbrass campout, w/e though.  11pm, cant leave the house that late :(
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...
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