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Falcon[anti-yL]

FIRST TIME WE BEAT CINCO RANCH!!!!

l2k-Shadow

Quote from: Falcon[anti-yL] on October 09, 2005, 12:10 AM
FIRST TIME WE BEAT CINCO RANCH!!!!

That calls for a bunny hop dance ;D
Quote from: replaced on November 04, 2006, 11:54 AM
I dunno wat it means, someone tell me whats ix86 and pmac?
Can someone send me a working bot source (with bnls support) to my email?  Then help me copy and paste it to my bot? ;D
Já jsem byl určenej abych tady žil,
Dával si ovar, křen a k tomu pivo pil.
Tam by ses povídaj jak prase v žitě měl,
Já nechci před nikym sednout si na prdel.

Já nejsem z USA, já nejsem z USA, já vážně nejsem z USA... a snad se proto na mě nezloběj.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 08, 2005, 06:24 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on October 08, 2005, 05:26 PM
k, my sis gets me a $113 car wash for my bday. Full detail (wash inside & outside, wax, shampoo of carpets & such).

I get that done today, took them 2.5 hours.

I get my truck back, there is loads of mud still under the truck, bugs on the front, wipe marks all over the windows, wax goop still on it, PLUS they bent my antenna. I'm ticked.

I go back in & ask for a partial refund (cause they had cleaned it some + waxed it). They say no (after i wait to see the manager for 30 minutes*) & I just get another car wash which I'm gonna TRY to do tomorrow, i just hope i can get it in otherwise the next time i can take it in is Nov. something.


*Manager was busy talking to police cause a truck they werent watching after it came out of the automated car wash rolled across the street & into another car. Stupid bastards

Start regulating.
Regulating what?  Their idiocy?
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

Quote from: CrAz3D on October 09, 2005, 03:29 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 08, 2005, 06:24 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on October 08, 2005, 05:26 PM
k, my sis gets me a $113 car wash for my bday. Full detail (wash inside & outside, wax, shampoo of carpets & such).

I get that done today, took them 2.5 hours.

I get my truck back, there is loads of mud still under the truck, bugs on the front, wipe marks all over the windows, wax goop still on it, PLUS they bent my antenna. I'm ticked.

I go back in & ask for a partial refund (cause they had cleaned it some + waxed it). They say no (after i wait to see the manager for 30 minutes*) & I just get another car wash which I'm gonna TRY to do tomorrow, i just hope i can get it in otherwise the next time i can take it in is Nov. something.


*Manager was busy talking to police cause a truck they werent watching after it came out of the automated car wash rolled across the street & into another car. Stupid bastards

Start regulating.
Regulating what? Their idiocy?

Yes! ;D
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

wel, I'm not gonna take it back there today.  It rained hardcore last night & I live down a dirt road so right now BASICALLY I live down a mud road right now.  I'll take it back over some other time


Side note:
I was taking the trash to the dump this mornin around noon & decided to txt my girl & see how she is doing (she is visiting her parents in the next town over [1 hr away] doing laundry & unpacking stuff [her parents just moved there {airorce}]).  Then out of nowhere she says her mom knows we've had sex.

I was PRAYING it was a practical joke, but that wouldn't be somethiing to joke about.  Turns out they were talking about something, her mom asked if she is practicing safe sex, she said yes.  She said her mom wasn't mad...I'm about to pass out, but its all good.  I just cant look @ her mom in the eye for a while.

You know that line from Friday "You got knocked the FUCK OUT!"?...yeah, "I passed the FUCK OUT!", almost.

Its all good though, just so her mom doesn't hate me(much) or something fun
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

Her mom understands because she probably had pre-marital sex too, and understands the emotion. If not, then I don't know, :P
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

hmm, wow, I guess everyone just has different views on this than I do.  Wow, didnt realize people were so open about this.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

I've practiced pre-marital sex (and still am), :) No doubt, the atmosphere will be awkward when you and her mom are around each other, but hey, at least she knows.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

hismajesty

Sailing today, two races at Hampton Yacht Club in Hampton, VA. Those are the hardcore racers of the area, and we didn't even expect to get first like we usually do at home. To put it the way Harry did, "we got our asses kicked." We don't know what place we finished in, I think we get that info tommorow.

Weather was pretty crappy at first, but it turned out OK. We had a straight downpoor all day yesterday, but luckily today it was only drizzling this morning but by the time the race started it had stopped. It was chilly though, and windy. I drove the boat over to Hampton, and when I got there I could barely put on my sailing gloves my hands were so numb.

On the way back we got pulled over by the coast guard because we got too close to an aircraft carrier. There was a helicopter over us and they were shouting at us. That was fun, we all laughed when we saw them come towards us..we knew it was going to happen. They told us to go around the stern of the aircraft carrier and not in front of it. We went in front of it for two reasons 1) Harry didn't hear him and 2) We're a sailboat, us manuvering and tacking to get BEHIND the boat we were almost perpendicular with would have put us literally yards from the ship it self. I guess they realized we weren't listening and just escorted us in front of the ship. It was pretty neat.

Explicit

That's awesome! I wish I had my own boat to ride in. :'(
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

hismajesty

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 04:16 PM
That's awesome! I wish I had my own boat to ride in. :'(

Me too.

shout

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Quote from: CrAz3D on October 09, 2005, 02:02 PM
I was taking the trash to the dump this mornin around noon & decided to txt my girl & see how she is doing (she is visiting her parents in the next town over [1 hr away] doing laundry & unpacking stuff [her parents just moved there {airorce}]). Then out of nowhere she says her mom knows we've had sex.

I was PRAYING it was a practical joke, but that wouldn't be somethiing to joke about. Turns out they were talking about something, her mom asked if she is practicing safe sex, she said yes. She said her mom wasn't mad...I'm about to pass out, but its all good. I just cant look @ her mom in the eye for a while.

You know that line from Friday "You got knocked the FUCK OUT!"?...yeah, "I passed the FUCK OUT!", almost.

Its all good though, just so her mom doesn't hate me(much) or something fun

The same thing happend to me too, except my girlfriend's mother is INSANE. She asked me I farted while having sex.




Lyrics for a song I made up today:


Once I breathed pandas,
but Katrina said no,
Gilbert has a certain shade of irresponsbilty,
He will be fired for that and more.

My nine inch nails protrude from my shoes,
I can cut onions with them on the floor,
Your tedious work is nothing much,
You will one day die and merlin will say,

Chorus:

Code red, Code red,
Don't rent from Orton Johnson,
He will kick you out if he doesn't have his way,
Code red, Code red,
Reward for lost kitten,
Reward for lost kitten,
I found a lost kitten,
Reward for lost kitten.

Jesus is like Merlin, They both cast spells,
Grab the attention of the stupid swells,
Make them think that you are god,
Make them think that you know better,
Make them think that you are god,
Make them think that you know better,

*Chorus*

Once in a lifetime, once you're right,
Five mistakes until you die,
Once forgiveness, once repent,
Think all of them are work a cent?
I can't belive, I can't fly,
Why do you tell me I'm gonna die?
I can't belive, I can't fly,
Why do you tell me I'm gonna die?

*chorus*

Six years later, you're in hell,
I wasn't there to catch you when you fell,
Two kids and no job,
How are you better?
You're a cheatin' bitch,
You're a theivin' whore,
I'm not gonna give you any more

*chorus*

[Gradual Fadeout]

I can't belive, I can't fly,
Why do you tell me I'm gonna die?
I can't belive, I can't fly,
Why do you tell me I'm gonna die?
I can't belive, I can't fly,
Why do you tell me I'm gonna die?
I can't belive, I can't fly,
Why do you tell me I'm gonna die?


Everything except the first verse is mine :/. My friend insisted that I include it in the song, even though it does not fit right.

Explicit

Ewww, sex! haha, farting during sex is...a major turn off.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

shout

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 09, 2005, 08:31 PM
Ewww, sex! haha, farting during sex is...a major turn off.

Really? I couldn't of guessed.

Explicit

Actually, some people may find such gestures arousing. By "some people," I'm referring to the sex freaks who enjoy dirty, dirty sex.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

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