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#3195
September 11, 2005, 09:13 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on September 11, 2005, 09:10 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 11, 2005, 08:58 PM
Probably?...what, did you just go straight to sleep when she slept over?
Yes. I had the house to myself with my girlfriend sleeping over and we went right to sleep like good little children that would never ever even think about doing anything like have sex.

Good. I know you'd never do a thing like have sex!

If you did, I'd have to hate you. ::)
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

#3196
September 11, 2005, 09:18 PM
I thought your mom was there?...

You dirty little pre-vert ;)
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Newby

#3197
September 11, 2005, 09:21 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 11, 2005, 09:18 PM
I thought your mom was there?...

You dirty little pre-vert ;)

His mom was watching. Duh.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

#3198
September 11, 2005, 09:33 PM
oh that is weird, hot, but weird ;)

dude, potentially funny stuff

Walked g/f up to her dorm with when droppin her off from this mornin.  It was me, her & a friend of mine.  The friend of mine was totally checkin out pictures of girls that my g/f's room mate had up.  He picked out the one he wants & I totally am gonna ask the room mate for a # or something...ha?  I have to pay this guy back somehow, he's pulled out for me quite a few times.

Odd thing:
I was last in g/f's room sat morning & saw her room mate's bed in 1 way.  Her room mate left on friday & hadn't come back & still hadnt been back when i dropped g/f today.  friday-sunday & not home, that's crazy, I hope she is alright.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Hitmen

#3199
September 11, 2005, 09:54 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 11, 2005, 09:18 PM
I thought your mom was there?...

You dirty little pre-vert ;)
My mom left shortly after we got home for a night of partying and then sleeping at her boyfriends house. Like I said, my mom is cool.

CrAz3D

#3200
September 11, 2005, 09:56 PM
oh dang, hope you had fun with that then ;)

I wish my parents went out of town sometimes...with my sister
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

shout

#3201
September 11, 2005, 10:12 PM
Fucking condom broke. $75 morning after pill. God damn. Now I have absolutly NO money until the friday after next.

Newby

#3202
September 11, 2005, 10:22 PM
Quote from: Shout on September 11, 2005, 10:12 PM
Fucking condom broke. $75 morning after pill. God damn. Now I have absolutly NO money until the friday after next.

Poor you.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

#3203
September 11, 2005, 10:45 PM
Maybe you shouldn't be having sex?...;)

Convince her to start on "the pill"
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

shout

#3204
September 11, 2005, 10:48 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 11, 2005, 10:45 PM
Maybe you shouldn't be having sex?...;)

Convince her to start on "the pill"

I've been trying.

CrAz3D

#3205
September 11, 2005, 10:51 PM
maybe one of y'all should get 'fixed'
or married & have a kid & then fixed
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Topaz

#3206
September 12, 2005, 12:24 AM
Forget using protection, just abort!

K

#3207
September 12, 2005, 12:26 AM
Quote from: daRktYpE on September 12, 2005, 12:24 AM
Forget using protection, just abort!

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All my friends, they tell me.... "Oh dave, having kids, it's so hard.  So hard, dave."

Bullshit.  Let me tell you what's hard: talking your girlfriend into her third...consecutive...abortion."
--David Cross

shout

#3208
September 12, 2005, 02:41 PM
Quote from: daRktYpE on September 12, 2005, 12:24 AM
Forget using protection, just abort!

Yesterday I made an emergency abortion kit at work. It was a bottle of bleach with a coat hanger taped to it.

Blaze

#3209
September 12, 2005, 02:55 PM
Quote from: Newby on September 11, 2005, 08:49 PM
I am SO flying to Canada.
All the cool kids are doing it...

Quote from: Shout on September 12, 2005, 02:41 PM
Yesterday I made an emergency abortion kit at work. It was a bottle of bleach with a coat hanger taped to it.
Quote from: Shout on September 11, 2005, 10:12 PM
Fucking condom broke. $75 morning after pill. God damn. Now I have absolutly NO money until the friday after next.
:-\ * 2
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Mitosis: Haha, Im great arent I!
hismajesty[yL]: No
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