Best car in midwest

[CrAz3D]

I was wondering what happened to Shout's truck.

Most guys around here actually use their trucks for work.

[quasi-modo]

...?

i flew my truck into a tree. I hydroplaned and went off the road and hit the curb which made me bounce up into the air and there was a tree on the side of the road.

[CrAz3D]

How big was this tree?  Did it total your truck?

[Grok]

I'll explain: guys who have trucks and drive like jerks tend to have small penises, so they get a large vehicle to try and make up for the size down south.  Understand?

Quote your source?  Or did you conduct primary research?

[quasi-modo]

How big was this tree?  Did it total your truck?

Well first we must realize the truck was worth about 2 grand. I did about 2 grand worth of damage. So yes the truck was totaled. The tree was rather large. We were able to sell the truck for about a grand (I owed a grand to my dad after that) and the guy who bought it was able to completely restore for cheap because he owns a body shop. He resold the truck for 2500 or so.

[UserLoser.]

I'll explain: guys who have trucks and drive like jerks tend to have small penises, so they get a large vehicle to try and make up for the size down south.  Understand?

Quote your source?  Or did you conduct primary research?

Only research I've done is: take your thumb and pointer finger, separate the tips of your fingers by an inch or so, let the guy in truck see it then watch him get angry.

Penis too small?  Buy a big truck
Study Links Vehicle Size To Penis Size
Some other article

This is very much like "little man syndrome".  You know, where short guys try to boss around everyone else and think they're all that.  Some do this because they're small, and they want to be big so they use their mouth to try and cover up their [body] size

[hismajesty]

Like Napoleon!

[CrAz3D]

but for him he tried to take over the world instead....truck !=world

I drive a truck cause I like it.  I like driving over & through things

[quasi-modo]

yar... driving a truck is more fun than anything else. Trucks have no blind spots, you can do a lot with them, and yes you can go over things. I loved my truck to death... I just wish it had an extended cab. I had a tool box to throw my backpack in and all. I was gonna put an amp and subs below the seats cos I had no other place to put them. Now I drive a buick and I dont even have an amp and subs because I am cheap / poor.

[powered by nissan]

If you think thats the best your in the midwest then your stupid.

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

If you think that you can just, like, reply with shitty grammar to a year and a half old thread and add absolutely nothing constructive and/or funny, then you're stupid.

[powered by nissan]

If you think that you can just, like, reply with shitty grammar to a year and a half old thread and add absolutely nothing constructive and/or funny, then you're stupid.

blah blah blah I know the cars here in Illnois and thats not even close to the best one.



kthxbye

[Explicit]

If you think that you can just, like, reply with shitty grammar to a year and a half old thread and add absolutely nothing constructive and/or funny, then you're stupid.

blah blah blah I know the cars here in Illnois and thats not even close to the best one.



kthxbye

Banana's statement still stands.

[UserLoser]

If you think that you can just, like, reply with shitty grammar to a year and a half old thread and add absolutely nothing constructive and/or funny, then you're stupid.

blah blah blah I know the cars here in Illnois and thats not even close to the best one.



kthxbye

What is nick?

[powered by nissan]

What is nick?

Opps I didnt realize you started this thread, didnt mean to call you stupid

check out this guys garage in our own state, illnois!

hold on im trying to find the thread, ive been looking for the last 40 mintues and its annoying the hell out of me.