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Started by Invert, December 27, 2002, 07:45 PM

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hismajesty



Grok

[20:33:19] <Yoni[vL]> jigsaw, i want a divorce
[20:33:22] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> no
[20:33:25] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> why
[20:33:28] <
Yoni[vL]> i have a feeling there's someone else
[20:33:45] <
Yoni[vL]> tell me the truth jigsaw
[20:33:46] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> yoni
[20:33:49] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> there is
[20:33:49] <
hismajesty.> Yes Yoni, it sucks not being Jewish. :(
[20:33:53] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> his name is earle
[20:33:59] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> he works on carbureters
[20:34:12] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> and he cooks a mean stove-top stuffing
[20:34:15] <
Yoni[vL]> and just how long have you been doing math with him?
[20:34:19] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> and he can fill my void...
[20:34:23] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> ...in myheart.
[20:34:40] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> ive been calculating anyltic geometry with him for years
[20:34:45] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> secretly in his lair.
[20:34:49] <
Yoni[vL]> omg you never told me
[20:34:53] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> with a TI-24 plus
[20:35:07] <
Yoni[vL]> you should have been open about it, you know how open minded i am
[20:35:11] <
Yoni[vL]> we could have had a threesome
[20:35:12] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> yes
[20:35:28] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> i pondered throwing in a little bit of advanced linear algebra, but i thought it wads too risly
[20:35:33] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> i didnt wnat you to know
[20:36:05] <
Yoni[vL]> my emotions are deeply hurt
[20:36:10] <
JIGSAW[vL]#2> your emotions a re hurt

hismajesty


Grok

[21:45:11] <BNET.ReP> is it possible to still make a mineral hack for sc
[21:45:25]
<[vL]Grok> Still? yes, for single player.
[21:45:31] <BNET.ReP> i know that
[21:45:40]
<[vL]Grok> or possible for multiplayer if all players are running same hack.
[21:45:40] <MacBinaryBot> Then why ask?
[21:45:41] <
BNET.ReP> i ahve made one for that
[21:45:56]
<[vL]Grok> But to my knowledge, nobody has implemented the multiplayer version.
[21:46:00] <BNET.ReP> but there must be a way for multiplayer
[21:46:07]
<[vL]Grok> Yes, I just said how.
[21:46:20] <BNET.ReP> but other than that
[21:46:39]
<[vL]Grok> It has also been explained on Blizzard forums repeatedly.  As well as every other fansite forum.
[21:46:42] <BNET.ReP> there must be hole somewhere in the value checks
[21:47:17] <
MacBinaryBot> Why don't you try and find that hole?
[21:47:35] <
BNET.ReP> im not to good
[21:47:37] <
BNET.ReP> lol
[21:47:41]
<[vL]Grok> I'm not comfortable discussing hacking with a bnet.rep.
[21:47:47] <BNET.ReP> lol
[21:48:18] <
BNET.ReP> this name is for tricking lamers like myself
[21:48:21] <
BNET.ReP> see
[21:48:25] <
BNET.ReP We have been currently having porblems with people stealing CD-KEYS. So to protect your cd key you must register it by type /m BNET-REP register (cdkey in here). Thank you and safe playing.>
[21:48:27]
<[vL]Grok> damn I fell for it.
[21:48:48] <BNET.ReP> dont laugh to hard at me
[21:48:51]
<[vL]Grok> so basically, they will whisper to wrong person.
[21:48:57] <[vL]Grok> and you get no key.
[21:49:05] <BNET.ReP> lol i spelt it wrong
[21:49:07] <
BNET.ReP> omg
[21:49:08]
<[vL]Grok> very clever.
[21:49:11] <BNET.ReP> wow im lame
[21:49:18] <
BNET.ReP> you can ban me
[21:49:27]
<[vL]Grok> i have more evil plans.

Mephisto


UserLoser.

#141
[17:40:42] (BotNet) <User-who-shall-rename-nameless[vL]%1131> I'll remove your autoban when cuphead gets arrested

MyndFyre


[23:30:00] <MyndFyre> ooh it's the 1337 n3wb from the message boards
[23:30:13] <l]ante> how can you be a 1337 newb?
[23:30:20] <l]ante> thats a oxy moron
QuoteEvery generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?

After 3 years, it's on the horizon.  The new JinxBot, and BN#, the managed Battle.net Client library.

Quote from: chyea on January 16, 2009, 05:05 PM
You've just located global warming.

Dante


iago

Quote from: UserLoser. on March 13, 2004, 09:53 PM
[17:40:42] (BotNet) <User-who-shall-rename-nameless[vL]%1131> I'll remove your autoban when cuphead gets arrested

haha, I may have said that at some point, but not on botnet :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Archonist

<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too

MrRaza

Quote from: Archonist on March 21, 2004, 09:20 PM
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too


Not funny.

iago

Quote from: MrRaza on March 23, 2004, 11:22 PM
Quote from: Archonist on March 21, 2004, 09:20 PM
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too


Not funny.

Even less funny.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


MyndFyre

Quote from: iago on March 24, 2004, 06:35 AM
Quote from: MrRaza on March 23, 2004, 11:22 PM
Quote from: Archonist on March 21, 2004, 09:20 PM
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too


Not funny.

Even less funny.

Even... well, you get the idea...
QuoteEvery generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?

After 3 years, it's on the horizon.  The new JinxBot, and BN#, the managed Battle.net Client library.

Quote from: chyea on January 16, 2009, 05:05 PM
You've just located global warming.

Adron

Quote from: Myndfyre on March 24, 2004, 02:12 PM
Quote from: iago on March 24, 2004, 06:35 AM
Quote from: MrRaza on March 23, 2004, 11:22 PM
Quote from: Archonist on March 21, 2004, 09:20 PM
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too


Not funny.

Even less funny.

Even... well, you get the idea...

Slightly more funny in some kind of way... Not truly funny yet though...

Hmmm....

Perhaps a smiley to cheer things up a bit? :P


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