Funny Clips from Channel Op [vL]

[UserLoser.]

[00:35:02] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/19n07n04n0005.jpg - help me with the flooring
[00:35:13] <MACyui[RC]@Azeroth> lol no thanks matt
[00:35:21] <UserLoser.> lol
[00:35:24] <UserLoser.> no thx :p
[00:36:29] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/beebrasen03.jpg - yard work then?
[00:36:42] <MACyui[RC]@Azeroth> lol
[00:36:43] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/24.05.04005beep.jpg - fine you do the weeds.
[00:36:59] <UserLoser.> lol
[00:37:21] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/4n5n04--001.jpg - what way do we go!?
[00:37:46] <UserLoser.> ew jigsaw :(
[00:37:50] <jigsaw[vL]> haha
[00:37:58] <jigsaw[vL]> I wish my wang was that big.

Sorry for no color :(

[hismajesty]

[9:15:39 PM] «Yoni[vL]» I DROPPED A RUBBER BAND
[9:15:47 PM] «Yoni[vL]» NOBODY MOVE

[Spht]

Enjoy.

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[20:03:13] <eF-Rato@USEast> Any programmers in here
[20:03:26] <eF-Rato@USEast> Guess not,
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[20:03:30] <[vL]Kp@USEast> heh
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[20:03:45] <eF-Rato@USEast> So there are?
[20:03:50] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Are what?
[20:03:59] <eF-Rato@USEast> Do you know how can I get a webbot?
[20:04:03] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Yes.
[20:04:07] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...How?
[20:04:15] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Why are you looking for programmers if you just want a webbot?
[20:04:20] <eF-Rato@USEast> No.
[20:04:27] <eF-Rato@USEast> 'Cause
[20:04:31] <eF-Rato@USEast> Programmers here created webbot.
[20:04:37] <[vL]Kp@USEast> So? :p
[20:04:45] <eF-Rato@USEast> Nevermind, any clue how can I get one?
[20:04:51] <[vL]Kp@USEast> yes; download it
[20:04:55] <eF-Rato@USEast> from
[20:05:14] <[vL]Kp@USEast> From the author's site?  Where do you usually get things?
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[20:05:17] <eF-Rato@USEast> ?
[20:05:22] <eF-Rato@USEast> valhallalegends.com is locked.
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[20:05:38] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Duh?  It's been that way for more than a year.  Try using the right domain. :p
[20:05:44] <eF-Rato@USEast> Which domain -.-
[20:05:50] <[vL]Kp@USEast> www.valhallalegends.com ?
[20:05:57] <eF-Rato@USEast> <eF-Rato> valhallalegends.com is locked.
[20:06:01] <[vL]Kp@USEast> yes, so?
[20:06:07] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...omg
[20:06:16] <eF-Rato@USEast> How am I uspposed to get the webbot then.. :/
[20:06:23] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I read your statement the first time; what relevance does it have to my instructions?
[20:06:31] <eF-Rato@USEast> Uhm
[20:06:47] <eF-Rato@USEast> You said, use the right domain, valhalla legends.com, but it's locked, how am I supposed to get it fro mthere -.-
[20:06:59] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I did not say to use valhalla legends.com
[20:07:05] <eF-Rato@USEast>  [01:04:59 a.m.] <[vL]Kp> www.valhallalegends.com ?
[20:07:07] <[vL]Kp@USEast> yes.
[20:07:14] <eF-Rato@USEast> Can you just tell me.
[20:07:18] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I already have?
[20:07:23] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...
[20:07:29] <eF-Rato@USEast> Repeat
[20:07:32] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Perhaps you should just trust me and do what I tell you to do instead of trying to understand.
[20:07:46] <eF-Rato@USEast> What have you told me to do?
[20:07:49] <eF-Rato@USEast> Try using the right domain
[20:08:01] <eF-Rato@USEast> Whats the right domain? You didn't mention it, instead of valhallalegends.com, which is locked
[20:08:05] <[vL]Kp@USEast> hmm, good point; I haven't actually given you any instructions.  I've just told you how to get webbot. :-)
[20:08:11] <eF-Rato@USEast> ......
[20:08:14] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I did mention it, and you even pasted it.
[20:08:15] <eF-Rato@USEast> Are you playing with me?
[20:08:17] <[vL]Kp@USEast> No.
[20:08:28] <eF-Rato@USEast> How can  Iaccquire webbot?
[20:08:29] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I'm waiting for you to do a text compare and realize we're talking about different web sites.
[20:08:44] <eF-Rato@USEast> Can you stop being Einsteain and tell me :/
[20:08:49] <eF-Rato@USEast> Einstein
[20:08:52] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I _have_ told you!
[20:08:58] <eF-Rato@USEast> TELL ME AGAIN OMG
[20:09:04] <[vL]Kp@USEast> www.valhallalegends.com
[20:09:07] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Happy? :p
[20:09:10] <eF-Rato@USEast> It's locked, I can't get it.
[20:09:17] <[vL]Kp@USEast> hmm, works fine for me; let me recheck
[20:09:30] <eF-Rato@USEast> User, Password.. -.-
[20:09:32] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Yep, works perfect.  No authentication or other locking.
[20:09:40] <[vL]Kp@USEast> oh, that's because you're going to valhallalegends.com.
[20:09:41] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Don't do that.
[20:09:51] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...
[20:10:04] <eF-Rato@USEast> Whats the right side.. Sigh.
[20:10:05] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Go to www.valhallalegends.com
[20:10:12] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I've told you that twice already.  Don't you read?
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[20:10:27] <eF-Rato@USEast> What?
[20:10:32] <eF-Rato@USEast> How come now it isnt locked
[20:10:33] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...
[20:10:35] <SandraMatsumoto@USEast @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ LOOKING4 WAR3 CD KEY MSG ME IF U GOT ONE I got D2CDKEYS/SC CD KEYS/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@>
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[20:10:38] <[vL]Kp@USEast> .ban sandra*
[20:10:38] SandraMatsumoto was banned by [vL].
[20:10:43] <[vL]Kp@USEast> It's never been locked.
[20:10:48] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Why did you expect it to be locked?
[20:10:48] <eF-Rato@USEast> oh jesus.
[20:11:03] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Actually, I'm Jeff.
[20:11:15] <eF-Rato@USEast> ?
[20:11:17] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I do know a Jesus though; nice guy, but his English could use a little work
[20:11:27] <eF-Rato@USEast> Way to talk, man.
[20:11:32] <[vL]Kp@USEast> ?
[20:11:39] <eF-Rato@USEast> Don't show off ><
[20:11:53] <[vL]Kp@USEast> He's only been in the states a few weeks, give him some time :p
[20:12:47] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...
[20:12:54] <eF-Rato@USEast> I need an account.. Right?
[20:13:07] <[vL]Kp@USEast> For what?
[20:13:21] <eF-Rato@USEast> WebBot.
[20:13:32] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I suppose so
[20:13:43] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Strictly speaking, no, you don't need an account to use webbot.
[20:13:47] <eF-Rato@USEast> Nope, I cannot download WebBot, just: SphtBotv3, EternalChat, DMBot, StealthBot.
[20:13:58] <[vL]Kp@USEast> oh?  Why can't you download webbot?
[20:14:16] <eF-Rato@USEast> there's no option as to download webbot.
[20:14:20] <[vL]Kp@USEast> ah
[20:14:27] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I suppose that could be a problem.  You should ask the author.
[20:14:45] <eF-Rato@USEast> ...
[20:14:50] <[vL]Kp@USEast> What?
[20:15:00] <eF-Rato@USEast> Omg nothing :/
[20:16:10] <[vL]Kp@USEast> hmm
[20:16:19] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Download works ok for me :p
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[20:16:59] (BotNet) <[vL]Kp> Hi Grok.
[20:17:02] (BotNet) <Grok> Hi Kp
[20:17:04] <eF-Rato@USEast> No.
[20:17:07] <[vL]Grok@USEast> Hi
[20:17:07] (BotNet) <[vL]Kp> Playing with our visitor :p
[20:17:13] <eF-Rato@USEast> WebBot isn't in downloads.
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[20:17:14] (BotNet) <Grok> ok
[20:17:15] <eF-Rato@USEast> Hello.
[20:17:16] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Yes, it does work for me.
[20:17:16] <[vL]Grok@USEast> afk
[20:17:32] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Are you looking at the author's site or the main vL downloads?
[20:17:36] <eF-Rato@USEast> But there's no "WebBot" i nthe downloads.
[20:17:37] (BotNet) <[vL]Kp> Really afk or just hiding from bnet? :p
[20:17:42] (BotNet) <Grok> i'll be back in ~30-~45 .. gotta zip to office and check on a process.
[20:17:45] (BotNet) <[vL]Kp> ah
[20:17:53] <most-hated@USEast> [vL] should have the ability to set a channel topic, similar to IRC.
[20:17:59] <eF-Rato@USEast> Battle.net Bots
[20:18:10] <[vL]Grok@USEast> topic:  random
[20:18:12] <[vL]Grok@USEast> afk again
[20:18:17] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Try looking under the section 'Battle.net', subsection 'Webbot'
[20:18:29] <[vL]Kp@USEast> It's right here on screen in front of me :p
[20:18:48] <eF-Rato@USEast> There's no "Battle.Net"
[20:18:58] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Right, the n is lowercase
[20:19:07] <most-hated@USEast> "Battle.net"
[20:19:10] <eF-Rato@USEast> Ok
[20:19:19] <eF-Rato@USEast> Who cares about that...
[20:19:30] <most-hated@USEast> wind0ws kiddie, hehe
[20:19:31] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Well, presumably you should since you're the one trying to find a webbot.
[20:19:42] <eF-Rato@USEast> About a caps N? :/
[20:19:54] <eF-Rato@USEast> Where's the WebBot link?
[20:19:59] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Well, you said "Battle.Net" wasn't on the page, which is right; the N is lowercase in the link
[20:20:12] <eF-Rato@USEast> Battle.net isn't on the pag.
[20:20:14] <eF-Rato@USEast> Page.
[20:20:18] <most-hated@USEast> [vL]Kp - you have an excessive amount of patience.
[20:20:20] <[vL]Kp@USEast> You must be looking at the wrong page
[20:20:26] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Are you on the author's site?
[20:20:32] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Yes, I do. :p
[20:20:35] <eF-Rato@USEast> He doesn't he just doesn't explains right, :/
[20:20:49] <eF-Rato@USEast> http://www.valhallalegends.com/
[20:20:55] <[vL]Kp@USEast> If I didn't have such great patience, I'd have ignored you or banned you in frustration long ago. :-)
[20:21:01] <most-hated@USEast> He is explaining perfectly. You are the one with a lack of simple english skills.
[20:21:02] <[vL]Kp@USEast> That's the main vL site, not webbot author's site :p
[20:21:40] <eF-Rato@USEast>  [01:08:12 a.m.] <[vL]Kp> www.valhallalegends.com
[20:21:43] <[vL]Kp@USEast> He just stores it in his home directory, off the vL main site
[20:21:55] <[vL]Kp@USEast> yes, it's taken you 12 minutes just to find the vL main site.  Disgraceful.
[20:21:56] <eF-Rato@USEast> What's his home directory?
[20:22:09] <[vL]Kp@USEast> It's customary just to name home directories after their owners :p
[20:22:12] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Mine's /kp/, for instance
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[20:22:46] <eF-Rato@USEast> Skywing's the creator?
[20:23:10] <[vL]Kp@USEast> *shrug* You're the one that wants webbot; presumably you know who made it :p
[20:23:13] <eF-Rato@USEast> www.valhallalegends.com/skywing/
[20:23:21] <eF-Rato@USEast> Can't you just give me the URL? :/
[20:23:27] <eF-Rato@USEast> I've been here 15+ minutes
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[20:23:43] <[vL]Kp@USEast> yes, you have
[20:23:48] <eF-Rato@USEast> Can you?
[20:23:50] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Most people don't take nearly so much time.
[20:24:13] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Whoa, new software from Sky
[20:24:15] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Neat ~
[20:24:24] <eF-Rato@USEast> Oh my god
[20:24:30] <[vL]Kp@USEast> What?
[20:24:31] <Zorm@USEast> Kp is wrong, its not on the webbot authors site! Well I suppose the link counts so never mind :p
[20:24:59] <eF-Rato@USEast> www.valhallalegends.com/skywing/   < Not there.
[20:25:10] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Well, no.
[20:25:13] <eF-Rato@USEast> ........
[20:25:23] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Therefore, I think you can safely conclude Skywing is not the author of webbot. :p
[20:25:49] <eF-Rato@USEast> Can you tell me who it is? Who am I supposed to know what's the author, if I can't even get the bot
[20:26:08] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Presumably whoever told you about webbot had the decency to also tell you who wrote it
[20:26:16] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Otherwise how can you be sure you should trust it?
[20:26:24] <eF-Rato@USEast> No..
[20:26:29] <eF-Rato@USEast> I've seen it in many websites.
[20:26:33] <eF-Rato@USEast> Could you just tell me
[20:26:42] <[vL]Kp@USEast> You really shouldn't trust third party websites
[20:26:53] <eF-Rato@USEast> Dont give me speeches, come on
[20:26:58] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I haven't talked Spht into cryptographically signing the bot yet, so there's no protection if you get a redistributed copy.
[20:27:18] <eF-Rato@USEast> cryptographically?
[20:27:22] <[vL]Kp@USEast> yes
[20:27:27] <eF-Rato@USEast> BRB
[20:27:37] <[vL]Kp@USEast> gpg -s file
[20:27:39] <[vL]Kp@USEast> :p
[20:27:49] <eF-Rato@USEast> oops
[20:27:57] <eF-Rato@USEast> No definitions found for "cryptographically."
[20:28:07] <[vL]Kp@USEast> You'll get over it. :-)
[20:28:25] <Zorm@USEast> 'gpg' is not recognized as an internal or external command
[20:28:35] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Zorm should install GNU Privacy Guard
[20:28:51] <eF-Rato@USEast> Oh my god, finally found it, jesus christ.
[20:29:11] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Jesus isn't available right now; if you'd like, I can forward a message
[20:29:15] <[vL]Kp@USEast> but you should probably leave it in Spanish
[20:29:25] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I don't translate well, and, like I said earlier, his English isn't that good yet.
[20:29:34] <eF-Rato@USEast> Jesús, gracias, mentira, alfin encontré el programa :/
[20:29:41] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Thanks; will pass it on.
[20:29:44] <eF-Rato@USEast> ok
[20:29:46] <Zorm@USEast notes it helps to be root>
[20:32:27] <eF-Rato@USEast> Oh well
[20:32:30] <[vL]Kp@USEast> ?
[20:32:32] <eF-Rato@USEast> 30 min here.. Should be good ><
[20:32:41] <eF-Rato@USEast> See you.
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[20:32:48] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Wow, I think that's a personal best.
[20:32:57] <[vL]Kp@USEast> I've never managed to string someone on that long before, afaik
[20:33:11] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Probably could've kept it going a lot longer if I'd found a good way not to mention Spht's name
[20:33:28] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Well, that was fun :-)
[20:34:20] <Zorm@USEast> think he even noticed Spht's name or did he finally surf around vl.com enough?
[20:34:31] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Probably noticed it

[hismajesty]

So, what was wrong with automoderation again...

[hismajesty]

[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_520» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_519» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_433» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_419» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_371» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_518» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_517» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_516» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_515» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!

[MyndFyre]

So, what was wrong with automoderation again...

That it lets you in?  

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_520» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_519» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_433» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] «Pimp[RInce_419» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_371» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_518» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_517» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_516» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] «Pimp[RInce_515» VL  AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!

Best. Post. Evar.

[Grok]

Best. Post. Evar.

$t0rm reads usenet?

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

i've been known to go on usenet various times.

[Spht]

Define irony.

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[22:17:25] <Registration@USEast> u gys
[22:17:26] <Registration@USEast> suck
[22:17:30] <Registration@USEast> at c++
[22:17:32] <Registration@USEast> and vb
[22:17:35] <Registration@USEast> ur all fat nerds
[22:17:40] <Registration@USEast> who
[22:17:45] <Registration@USEast> sit on there pc all day
[22:17:46] <Registration@USEast> fags
[22:18:09] <Registration@USEast> lol
[22:18:10] <Registration@USEast> o well
[22:18:12] <Registration@USEast> all afk
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[MyndFyre]

Wow Spht.  Beat me to it!  

[6:34:14 PM] <Yoni[vL]> <dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process

[Grok]

Heh, Spht, I was on the way here to post that too.  Definite irony.  I was out with friends having a good time while that guy was at his PC talking to himself.

[Yoni]

Wow Spht.  Beat me to it!  

[6:34:14 PM] <Yoni[vL]> <dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process

That comes from bash.org.

[MyndFyre]

OK, this isn't from Op [vL], but it's funny enough.  From an AIM chat.  Edited out the gajillion lines he types.

BaDD OwNs JoO: I am trying to rip off some software
BaDD OwNs JoO: -.-
DarkTemplar AoA: lol
DarkTemplar AoA: lame
BaDD OwNs JoO: how is it lame
BaDD OwNs JoO: =\
DarkTemplar AoA: People make a living by selling that software
BaDD OwNs JoO: yes
BaDD OwNs JoO: and they get 20x more money than they should for one piece of software
DarkTemplar AoA: in your opinion.
BaDD OwNs JoO: People can do 30x the work and make 30x less than "SOME" people who make software
DarkTemplar AoA: ahh yes, but there are a lot FEWER people who can make software than there are who can build a road
BaDD OwNs JoO: And again we need more roads than software
DarkTemplar AoA: then why are you downloading software instead of writing your congressman to build you roads?
BaDD OwNs JoO: cause i don't want roads.  i want software
DarkTemplar AoA: then pay the people for the software.

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

That is wrong for so many reasons.