Funny Clips from Channel Op [vL]

[Sargera]

I try not to get quoted since I tend to say stupid things

Like that.

[Meh]

I try not to get quoted since I tend to say stupid things

Like that.

No hes trying to get posts up  .

[MysT_DooM]

 [4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.

[hismajesty]

[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.

or 13..

[warz]

[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.

or 13..

HahAHahahahahaHA!

[UserLoser.]

[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.

Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned about 30 times

[hismajesty]

[9:25:06 PM] WiNNeRs has joined the channel using Starcraft: Broodwar with a ping of 156 and flags of 0.
[9:25:55 PM] «WiNNeRs» My dad ran over my packet buffer.
[9:26:01 PM] «WiNNeRs» And my bot weont connect now
[9:26:06 PM] «WiNNeRs» How doi i fix it?
[9:26:12 PM] «Yoni[vL]» Did you say your dad ran over your packet buffer?
[9:26:16 PM] «WiNNeRs» Yes
[9:26:20 PM] «WiNNeRs» And it ownt work
[9:26:21 PM] «WiNNeRs» Now
[9:26:27 PM] «Yoni[vL]» Are you sure?
[9:26:30 PM] «WiNNeRs» Yes
[9:26:42 PM] «WiNNeRs» WIth his ford
[9:26:47 PM] «WiNNeRs» I was pissed
[9:27:04 PM] «WiNNeRs» Yoni, can you help me?
[9:27:08 PM] «Yoni[vL]» What is a ford?
[9:27:08 PM] «DarkMinion[vL]» Is it bent or broken?
[9:27:15 PM] «DarkMinion[vL]» Ford = brand of vehicle
[9:27:21 PM] «WiNNeRs» yes.
[9:27:28 PM] «Zorm» sucky brand at that~
[9:27:29 PM] «DarkMinion[vL]» Yes isn't the correct answer.
[9:27:37 PM] «DarkMinion[vL]» I asked if it was bent or broken, not yes or no.
[9:27:55 PM] «WiNNeRs» The insertntstring is broken
[9:28:10 PM] «WiNNeRs» he cut it off and now i tried to glue it on and it ownt stay
[9:28:45 PM] «DarkMinion[vL]» :\ sucks
[9:28:55 PM] «WiNNeRs» What should i do?
[9:33:54 PM] «hismajesty.» SAVE THE PACKETBUFFER!
[9:34:47 PM] «Yoni[vL]» .kick winners not amusing enough
[9:34:47 PM] WiNNeRs was banned by [vL] (idle).
[9:34:47 PM] WiNNeRs has left the channel.
[9:34:52 PM] «Yoni[vL]» NO!
[9:35:04 PM] «Yoni[vL]» .bitchslap [vL]

[Yoni]

Following a silly AIM conversation:

[06:23:46] <Yoni[vL]> look out, jigsaw is about to spam something stupid
[06:23:56] wasgij[vL] joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition.
[06:24:04] <wasgij[vL]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.




Oh, and a minute later:

[06:25:11] <wasgij[vL]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.
[06:25:53] <wasgij[vL] remembers when anti-idles were cool.. just like yoni.>


<3 jigsaw

[Sargera]

Hehe.

[warz]

[22:30:49] <wasgij[vL]> I went to see William Hung today in concert.

[hismajesty]

(filtered stuff that wasn't relevant)

[9:13:48 PM] «Yoni[vL]» DAN
[9:13:55 PM] «Yoni[vL]» COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY PLZ
[9:14:33 PM] «Macyui[RC]@Azeroth» in like 4 years ill be making 100k then ill come
[9:14:35 PM] «Yoni[vL]» will you be here spiritually?
[9:14:46 PM] «Yoni[vL]» the dude:chick ratio is pathetic
[9:14:55 PM] «hismajesty.» 2:1?
[9:15:01 PM] «Yoni[vL]» much worse
[9:15:01 PM] «hismajesty.» Netcooler, Yoni: Yoni's mother?
[9:15:05 PM] «Yoni[vL]» omg
[9:15:10 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you will die
[9:15:15 PM] «Yoni[vL]» it will be painful

[Spht]

[02:46:57] Serjj joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (11 wins).
[02:46:57] <Serjj> hi
[02:47:24] <Serjj> yall are doing a great job at banning spams
[02:47:29] <Serjj> i had alot today
[02:47:31] <Serjj> gj
[02:47:33] <Serjj> thanks
[02:47:39] <Serjj> bye bye now
[02:47:43] <Serjj> mf
[02:47:49] Serjj left the channel.
[03:52:47] Serjj joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (11 wins).
[03:52:47] <Serjj> hi
[03:52:51] <Serjj> do yall own bnet
[03:52:51] Serjj was banned by [vL] (spam).
[03:52:51] Serjj left the channel.

[muert0]

[8:40:43 PM] <Hostile[vL]@USEast> fishy fishy in the brook, poppa catch it on a hook, momma fry it in a pan, hostile eat it like a man ^^

[Hostile]

Maybe its just my sense of humor but I thought this was hilarious.

[20:21:48] <[vL]Rule> bah, I passed the "hardest entrance exam vL has ever given" by choice
[20:22:19] <Hostile[vL]> no way, i had to give grok a full physical
[20:22:23] <[vL]Rule> lol
[20:22:25] <[vL]Rule> k fine you win

Edited out ZeNiK, since hes useless.

[hismajesty]

[11:04:14 PM] Yoni[vL] has joined the channel using Starcraft: Broodwar with a ping of 172 and flags of 0.
[11:04:27 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you know what i need, a cat
[11:04:55 PM] «hismajesty.» I'll be your cat.
[11:05:46 PM] «Yoni[vL]» leave me alone trust </3
[11:05:59 PM] «hismajesty.»
[11:06:14 PM] «hismajesty.» One of my goals in life is to cyber you, I won't give up!
[11:06:41 PM] «Yoni[vL]» wanna cyber?
[11:06:46 PM] «Yoni[vL]» but one time only
[11:06:52 PM] «Yoni[vL]» we do it and that's it
[11:06:53 PM] «Yoni[vL]» it's over
[11:06:54 PM] «Yoni[vL]» done
[11:06:56 PM] «hismajesty.»
[11:06:56 PM] «Yoni[vL]» no more
[11:07:00 PM] «hismajesty.» I can't ask for anymore?
[11:07:02 PM] «[vL]Grok» no strings?
[11:07:03 PM] «Yoni[vL]» no.
[11:07:09 PM] «hismajesty.» What if I use a different alias?
[11:07:12 PM] «hismajesty.» Can we then?
[11:07:24 PM] «Yoni[vL]» not if i know it's you
[11:07:50 PM] «Yoni[vL]» agreed?
[11:07:55 PM] «[vL]Grok» hm is going to get cyber pregnant.  yoni will have to paypal support monthly.
[11:08:10 PM] «Yoni[vL]» paypal doesn't support israel for outgoing money
[11:08:10 PM] * hismajesty. unstraps Yonis bra *
[11:08:14 PM] «Yoni[vL]» only incoming
[11:08:21 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you didn't answer whether you agree with my terms
[11:08:28 PM] «Yoni[vL]» i won't participate until you agree
[11:08:30 PM] «hismajesty.» I'll rape you instead
[11:08:37 PM] «Yoni[vL]» eRape?
[11:08:39 PM] «hismajesty.» Yes.
[11:08:45 PM] «Yoni[vL]» go ahead
[11:09:21 PM] «hismajesty.» Can my friend help eRape you?
[11:10:41 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you're not being rational
[11:10:54 PM] «hismajesty.» Mmm, that feels goo
[11:11:00 PM] «Yoni[vL]» sigh
[11:11:02 PM] «hismajesty.» We haven't started yet!
[11:11:04 PM] «hismajesty.» damn
[11:11:20 PM] «hismajesty.» I've never raped a woman before, this is a new experience.
[11:12:25 PM] «Yoni[vL]» dude
[11:12:27 PM] «hismajesty.» Can't you just agree to have a sexual relationship with me? I get laid so much  I'm sure I'll perfrom ok in eSex
[11:12:28 PM] «Yoni[vL]» i'm a guy
[11:12:36 PM] «hismajesty.» Shh we're role playing!
[11:12:44 PM] «Yoni[vL]» that's semi-disgusting
[11:12:57 PM] «hismajesty.» I'm a robber, you're a maid in a mansion. Just go with it
[11:13:15 PM] «Yoni[vL]» i'm not roleplaying with you since you haven't agreed to my terms
[11:13:16 PM] «hismajesty.» ok?
[11:13:20 PM] «hismajesty.» ugh
[11:13:32 PM] «hismajesty.» This means I can't ask anymore?
[11:13:35 PM] «hismajesty.» Not even on AIM?
[11:13:39 PM] «Yoni[vL]» right
[11:13:43 PM] «hismajesty.» what about MSN?
[11:13:49 PM] «Yoni[vL]» neither
[11:13:56 PM] «hismajesty.» what about PMs on the forums?
[11:14:29 PM] «UserLoser.» hmm
[11:14:30 PM] «hismajesty.» Or do you mean no form of asking may be conducted? Including passenger pigeon, snail mail, email, telephone?
[11:14:37 PM] «Yoni[vL]» correct
[11:14:45 PM] «hismajesty.» Your terms suck.
[11:14:52 PM] «hismajesty.» If I eRape you, do I still have to agree?
[11:14:55 PM] «Yoni[vL]» at least something here sucks
[11:15:02 PM] «Yoni[vL]» wait
[11:15:08 PM] «Yoni[vL]» yes
[11:15:22 PM] «hismajesty.» What if I just fondle you, but don't actually penetrate you?
[11:15:31 PM] «hismajesty.» or vice versa
[11:15:50 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you are gay
[11:16:06 PM] «hismajesty.» What if I pull out just before ejaculation? Does that count?
[11:16:18 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you are really gay
[11:16:44 PM] «hismajesty.» You're right, I'm a recovering sexaholic, you're my nurse.
[11:17:00 PM] «hismajesty.» A sexy nurse at that...
[11:17:37 PM] «hismajesty.» now it's time for sex
[11:17:38 PM] * hismajesty. strips *
[11:18:17 PM] * hismajesty. unstraps yonis bra and removes his/her/its thong. *
[11:18:29 PM] «hismajesty.» hrm, it takes two to tango..participate!
[11:18:57 PM] hismajesty. was kicked out of the channel by [vL].
[11:20:06 PM] «hismajesty.» Ah, so you like it rough Yoni?!
[11:20:13 PM] * hismajesty. gets a whip *
[11:20:21 PM] hismajesty. was banned by [vL].