Funny Clips from Channel Op [vL]

[Invert]

While we are on the subject of people asking stupid questions...

This was whispered to BinaryChat:

[01:49:16] <From: e[c]p_kilaz> u wana join my clan

[Thing]

Grok are you impersonating/ban/unbanning yourself?

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[22:30:19] Grok-vL was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[22:32:58] Grok[vL] was unbanned by [vL].
[22:33:04] Grok[vL]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (level 0, best race random, icon peon).


[Hitmen]

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<FROM: Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> do u know how to work bots


The above was whispered to me while I sat in open tech support.

About an hour later I saw this on the webchannel:

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[01:36:49] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> oh
[01:37:00] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> im downloading one right now
[01:37:09] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u just guide me what to do
[01:37:20] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i need help with the comands
[01:38:12] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> uhhh ok
[01:38:50] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> how do u get my access level up
[01:39:34] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ok
[01:40:55] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> whats the best bot to download
[01:41:21] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> one for clans
[01:41:38] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ok
[01:43:32] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> let me get and see how it is
[01:44:40] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> do u have a bot in this room
[01:45:24] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> this chatroom
[01:45:24] <[vL]Mejal> we are all bots. Mooahhhhhaaaah
[01:45:33] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> uhh
[01:45:39] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> your freaking me out
[01:45:46] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> lol
[01:46:18] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> do yall stay here all day
[01:47:28] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> um
[01:47:34] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i got it downloaded
[01:47:51] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> what do i do now
[01:48:14] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> k
[01:51:52] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> omg this is hard
[01:52:02] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Omg
[01:52:18] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> what
[01:53:00] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> hey binary
[01:53:01] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u there
[01:53:17] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u know the cd key part
[01:53:51] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ?
[01:54:29] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> what type of cd key do i type in
[01:55:01] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> im using b.net
[01:55:14] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> yea
[01:56:02] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i never met someone who talks like u
[01:56:12] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> *you
[01:56:20] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> how old r u
[01:56:46] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u talk like a computer
[01:57:07] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i can type in any cd key
[01:57:20] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ok
[01:59:15] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> if i type in my wacraft 3 cd key
[01:59:35] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> nvm
[02:00:38] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Show it to me, and I'll verify it for you
[02:02:24] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Because, you should always verify your cdkey before trying to use it
[02:02:32] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> And you do'nt have a CDKey verification program, I do
[02:02:42] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> You may whisper it to me for privacy, if you wish

I cleaned up some of the join/leaves.

It may just be me but I find ignorance funny, heh.

Edited to add DarkMinion's comment in

[Soul Taker]

You left out the finale!

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[02:16:42] Crazi-Viet was banned by [vL] (Thanks for the CDKey!).


[mavrick_kr]

 
[02:43:31] A)A)DarkArmy joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[02:43:34] <A)A)DarkArmy> hey
[02:43:46] <A)A)DarkArmy> can someone here help me with web bot?
[02:43:59] <A)A)DarkArmy> anyone.....
[02:44:31] <A)A)DarkArmy>
[02:45:06] <A)A)DarkArmy> can u help me
[02:45:07] <A)A)DarkArmy> ?
[02:45:32] <A)A)DarkArmy> u know about web bot?
[02:46:03] <A)A)DarkArmy> do u know anyting about webot?
[02:46:29] <A)A)DarkArmy> i guess not
[02:46:32] <A)A)DarkArmy> cya
[02:46:35] A)A)DarkArmy left the channel.
[02:48:17] A)A)DarkArmy joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[02:48:23] <A)A)DarkArmy> hey skywing u there
[02:48:32] <A)A)DarkArmy> ??
[02:50:19] DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (level 0, best race random, icon peon, clan vL).
[02:50:34] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Afk
[02:50:34] A)A)DarkArmy was banned by [vL] (idle).


Almost just as funny. Askes so many questions and gets banned in the end without one answered. What a waste of time.  

[UserLoser]

not funny, but it's stupid

[17:22:53] Kickable was banned by [vL].
[17:22:53] Kickable left the channel.
[17:22:53] Bannable was kicked out of the channel by [vL].
[17:22:53] Bannable left the channel.

[Adron]

Join Orbie@Azeroth
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: CupHead, do you take showers daily?
Talk Mr.Raza: uhmm
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: What?
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Got a problem with something Raza?
Talk Mr.Raza: Not really, I just thought that was an out of the blue type of question.
Talk Mr.Raza: It actually made me chuckle
Talk Mr.Raza: Funny, un-related, stupid questions tend to have that very strange affect on me, I must say.
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Do you want to fight or something?
Talk Mr.Raza: Yes. Where do you live, I have a car..
Talk Mr.Raza: You can pay my gas bill!

[iago]

Well, what as the answer?

[Adron]

Unfortunately there was none iirc.

[Crim-Training]

sorry i had to add this

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gabs says:
i got surveyed by blizzard last week
gabs says:
it was a random survey
gabs says:
about sc2
dAniel says:
u mean sc ghost ?
gabs says:
nono
gabs says:
as in sequel to bw
dAniel says:
doubt it
gabs says:
they've nearly finished ghost
gabs says:
no trust me
gabs says:
i know it was blizzard dude
gabs says:
his id was blizzard
*gabs says:*
*when u go /whereis blizzard*
*gabs says:*
*it doesnt even exist*
gabs says:
trust me
gabs says:
man
gabs says:
it was a real survey
dAniel says:
what in a channel ?
gabs says:
no channel
gabs says:
i created game
gabs says:
he joined public games
gabs says:
u cant even msg him
gabs says:
it was on east though
dAniel says:
and his name was "Blizzard" ??
gabs says:
yes
dAniel says:
you ever heard of name spoof ?
gabs says:
man
gabs says:
if he wasnt
gabs says:
y would a dude
gabs says:
just come up to me
gabs says:
and
gabs says:
ask for stuff about sc2
gabs says:
he says he needs to make at 20 million $
gabs says:
so he has to make it good
gabs says:
he didnt sound like any ordinary guy
gabs says:
tryin msgin blizard on east
gabs says:
the account doenst even exist


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[iago]

hahaha, that was always one of my favourite backstab/scams.  The days when nobody knew about the namespoofer were good days

[Eibro]

Join Orbie@Azeroth
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: CupHead, do you take showers daily?
Talk Mr.Raza: uhmm
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: What?
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Got a problem with something Raza?
Talk Mr.Raza: Not really, I just thought that was an out of the blue type of question.
Talk Mr.Raza: It actually made me chuckle
Talk Mr.Raza: Funny, un-related, stupid questions tend to have that very strange affect on me, I must say.
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Do you want to fight or something?
Talk Mr.Raza: Yes. Where do you live, I have a car..
Talk Mr.Raza: You can pay my gas bill!

FYI, Orbie is me.

[hismajesty]

[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES!
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!

[iago]

[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES!
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!

Wow, making fun of Catholic priests; that's new and clever.

[Etheran]

[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES!
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!

hey! the quote is "you're not a preist, let go of me" from Robin Williams... now get it right or.. or.. or ELSE!