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CrAz3D

Quote from: warz on September 17, 2006, 06:25 PM
You're still writing about you being rejected by girls, crazed? Damn, I haven't looked at this thread in a month or so, and you're still at it!
...its been a while since i asked someone out...so, meh, maybe you just came in at the right time ;)
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Hero

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=3771.msg158318#msg158318 date=1158537761]
I asked around 20 girls to homecoming with me. All said no.
Quote

I love you.

Joe[x86]

For some reason (boredom) I was looking up translations of the Lord's Prayer and found one in Hawaiian.

Quote[6:9] God, you our Fadda. You stay in da sky.
We like all da peopo knowfo shua how you stay,
an dat you good an spesho inside,
an we like demgive you plenny respeck.
[6:10] We like you come king ova hea now.
We like everybody make jalikeyou like, ova hea inside da world,
jalike da angel guys up inside da skymake jalike you like.
[6:11] Give us da food we need fo every day.
[6:12] Let us go, an throw out our shame fo all da kine bad stuff we doto you,
jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
an we no stay huhuwit dem fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
[6:13] No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea,so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
[Cuz you our king, you get da real power, an you stay awesome fo eva.]
Dass it!
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

RealityRipple

Wow... My sister's friend Lava (yes, that's her real name) lives in hawaii. One of her friend got a bunch of M40 firecracker sticks, and was throwing em at cars as they passed by. A cop came up to him and said "Don Be Trowin da Fiah Krakkas!" and walked away.

SNiFFeR

Surf in the gulf today.

disco

Say it with me:


Hero

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=3771.msg158504#msg158504 date=1158753409]
For some reason (boredom) I was looking up translations of the Lord's Prayer and found one in Hawaiian.

Quote[6:9] God, you our Fadda. You stay in da sky.
We like all da peopo knowfo shua how you stay,
an dat you good an spesho inside,
an we like demgive you plenny respeck.
[6:10] We like you come king ova hea now.
We like everybody make jalikeyou like, ova hea inside da world,
jalike da angel guys up inside da skymake jalike you like.
[6:11] Give us da food we need fo every day.
[6:12] Let us go, an throw out our shame fo all da kine bad stuff we doto you,
jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
an we no stay huhuwit dem fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
[6:13] No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea,so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
[Cuz you our king, you get da real power, an you stay awesome fo eva.]
Dass it!
Again I say, I love you.

Ersan


SNiFFeR


Warrior

My gf broke up with me, over a text message.

I
feel
like
shit.
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

shout

Quote from: Warrior on September 23, 2006, 03:08 PM
My gf broke up with me, over a text message.

I
feel
like
shit.

That sucks.

If she did something like that, shes probably not worth it :P

Mystical

Quote from: RealityRipple on September 20, 2006, 07:39 AM
Wow... My sister's friend Lava (yes, that's her real name) lives in hawaii. One of her friend got a bunch of M40 firecracker sticks, and was throwing em at cars as they passed by. A cop came up to him and said "Don Be Trowin da Fiah Krakkas!" and walked away.

lava girl and ur sharkboy huh?

RealityRipple

No, but her name is Lava. Her brother's name is Zane. Her father is Bingo Farmer. they have a weird family.

disco

Quote from: RealityRipple on September 23, 2006, 04:20 PM
No, but her name is Lava. Her brother's name is Zane. Her father is Bingo Farmer. they have a weird family.
Any sisters named "Moon Unit" ?
Say it with me:


RealityRipple

Nah... but zappa does own.

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