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Joe[x86]

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

QwertyMonster

I'm back. :)

School sarted, year 10.. only 1 year and 6-8months left at school...

Anything changed while i've been gone?

Joe[x86]

Quote from: QwertyMonster on September 10, 2006, 04:17 PM
I'm back. :)

School sarted, year 10.. only 1 year and 6-8months left at school...

Anything changed while i've been gone?

You only have 11 years of school? I wish I were Brittish, we have 12. :)

I'm also a sophomore, year 10, grade 10, 10th grade, sec 4, whatever. I thought you were mega-tiny like Magnix or something. :p
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

shout

UGH I am so bored sitting in school with this three hour break.

But I'm getting my laptop soon, I will be able to play WoW during the breaks :o.

QwertyMonster

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Quote from: QwertyMonster on September 10, 2006, 04:17 PM
I'm back. :)

School sarted, year 10.. only 1 year and 6-8months left at school...

Anything changed while i've been gone?

You only have 11 years of school? I wish I were Brittish, we have 12. :)

I'm also a sophomore, year 10, grade 10, 10th grade, sec 4, whatever. I thought you were mega-tiny like Magnix or something. :p

I'm not mega-tiny, wow. :P

I finally get to do what i want at school, with my options. :)

But err, life is boring.. same old Halo2 on xbox.

PS: Does anyone remember me always talking about 'sally'? :D She got p00ned and i haven't seen or spoke to her for ages. (Which is good!).

CrAz3D

p00ned?

She got knocked up?....
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Warrior

Yes, my member is so large me doing her is commonly described as p00ning which is short for Harpooning.
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

shout

I broke up with my GF.

Joe[x86]

#6413
Yes, I remember. Elaborate, Qwerty?

EDIT -
I'm learning sign language for church stuff. I've learned some specific words such as church and cross (they're both easy), the alphabet (although I've forgotten a good part of it) and a few sentences.

I'm going to the bathroom.
Life is good, eternal life is better.
All around me your creation brings me to my knees in adoration.

We're doing a sign-language drama for church, so the last two are part of a song. Sign language is pretty interesting because the way sentences are made it sounds like a poorly spoken foreign language (actually it doesn't sound like anything, but you know what I mean). For example, "I'm going to the bathroom" is actually "I go toilet". :)
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

CrAz3D

w00t, CrAz3D found a cute lady & is askin her to see Little Miss Sunshine for friday
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Joe[x86]

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 12, 2006, 11:36 PM
w00t, CrAz3D found a cute lady & is askin her to see Little Miss Sunshine for friday

Haha, he thinks the planets are aligning and the worlds going to end. Something about myspace being down.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

SNiFFeR

I got my new sidekick 3 because my old one got stolen.

QwertyMonster


Rule

Quote from: QwertyMonster on September 13, 2006, 10:07 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 12, 2006, 04:44 PM
p00ned?

She got knocked up?....

Haha i dunno, i just like saying 'p00ned'.


So...  you're using a word to describe an event, and you don't even know what it means?

QwertyMonster

Of course i know what it means..

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