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Quote from: Mangix on March 22, 2005, 03:03 AM
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CrAz3D

#5341
Such suspense, I cannot wait until monday afternoon/evening for the next addition of this thriller story.

In other news...
Going camping tomorrow night.  Have to pack tomorrow morning & find wood to take, oye.  Coming back tuesday morning so I can go to work at 1:pm, maybe a bit later :(
Jacque is working, I think, as she said :( 
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

shout

I dropped at $2,000 50 pound meat slicer off the counter onto the floor at work today. :( The only thing that broke was the sharpening stone, and a useless pin thing broke off.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Shout on March 19, 2006, 09:00 PM
I dropped at $2,000 50 pound meat slicer off the counter onto the floor at work today. :( The only thing that broke was the sharpening stone, and a useless pin thing broke off.
Useless pins are generally the most important parts in my experiene
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

SNiFFeR


CrAz3D

I like the "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice"
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Joe[x86]

#5346
That one sucks. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

EDIT -
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendants are now known as giraffes.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

CrAz3D

I thought of one & submitted it last night, "Chuck Norris had me BEFORE hello"
;)!
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

hismajesty

Quote from: CrAz3D on March 20, 2006, 09:47 AM
I thought of one & submitted it last night, "Chuck Norris had me BEFORE hello"
;)!

Hoe, Chuck Norris kicks you in the face then says hello.

dx


K

The best one I have heard is Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer; too bad he never cries.

SNiFFeR

Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

and the one K said are my favorites.

Newby

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door made me chuckle.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Newby on March 21, 2006, 08:28 AM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door made me chuckle.
loltastical


last 24+ hrs have been hectic & fun!
yesterday morning woke up & started getting camping stuff ready, cut alot of wood too.  Went to work (1-5).  God home from work 520 & started loading wood into my truck.  Friends showed up around 615, we packed & left.  Got to City of Rocks around 8pm.

Hung out, started the "s" game (just saying wordsd that start with an s sound), named our genitals (that was disturbing) burn the wood, went to sleep.

There was a rolling party while in the tent, it was rather interesting.

Woke up 730 and adventured throughout the little area. Found the rabbit's head from other friends of ours that got there before us (they threw a rock, hit a rabbit & brokes its leg.  They chased it, killed it, and ate it, that's campning if ive ever seen it)
loaded truck @ 1030, home at 1230, shower.

Work at 105
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Trance

City of Rocks doesn't exactly sound very fun.

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