Tell us now!

[Explicit]

I got a girlfriend! Woo!

I already told you this: talking with a little girl for a while and then inviting her to church only works with priests and little boys.

Ouch, burn.

So Joe, when do we all get to see a picture of her?

[Warrior]

ROFL.

Explicit: Maybe if he talks to her over MSN again he'll SS her on webcam (if he gets that far)

[Explicit]

ROFL.

Explicit: Maybe if he talks to her over MSN again he'll SS her on webcam (if he gets that far)

Hot cybersex!

[SNiFFeR]

I got a girlfriend! Woo!

Dude, lying wont make you have more friends.

[Joe[x86]]

I got a girlfriend! Woo!

I already told you this: talking with a little girl for a while and then inviting her to church only works with priests and little boys.

Ouch, burn.

So Joe, when do we all get to see a picture of her?

To tell you the truth, I haven't seen her yet either (unless you count January 2005. =p)

As for Newby, yes, it does. You will think that she's really desperate, but she really likes me, perhaps too much?

[Explicit]

I got a girlfriend! Woo!

I already told you this: talking with a little girl for a while and then inviting her to church only works with priests and little boys.

Ouch, burn.

So Joe, when do we all get to see a picture of her?

To tell you the truth, I haven't seen her yet either (unless you count January 2005. =p)

As for Newby, yes, it does. You will think that she's really desperate, but she really likes me, perhaps too much?

She only "really likes you" because you sent her a picture of me, and thinks I'm you. 

[CrAz3D]

I got a girlfriend! Woo!

I already told you this: talking with a little girl for a while and then inviting her to church only works with priests and little boys.

Ouch, burn.

So Joe, when do we all get to see a picture of her?

To tell you the truth, I haven't seen her yet either (unless you count January 2005. =p)

As for Newby, yes, it does. You will think that she's really desperate, but she really likes me, perhaps too much?

dude, IM dating doesnt count

[hismajesty]

hahahahahahaha@Joe

We had a practice w/ Maury today, omg it's so different. I usually kill everyone when I play at my school, but there I SUCKED (like I kept missing passes and stuff.) I don't know if it was just that I was intimidated or what...but I hope tommorow is better than it was today.

(For example, I got in the line during a line drill (after I moved over to the Maury line from my schools line for people that suck, and two of the kids from my school were like "Show em' how it's done Matt" and I freakin missed the pass.)



Then I went to the girls district swim meet (same place, lacrosse field was right next to pool) and watched and cheered and sat with the other guy swimmers there. We got 2nd...

But on the Eastern District Swimming Competition T-Shirt, my name is the 1st one under my school. Yay.

[topaz]

Dating speds isn't cool, Joe.

[Newby]

To tell you the truth, I haven't seen her yet either (unless you count January 2005. =p)

As for Newby, yes, it does. You will think that she's really desperate, but she really likes me, perhaps too much?

... for all you know, she could be some 400 lb mammoth from Africa...

[Warrior]

ROFL.

[CrAz3D]

yeah,k,wtf.
Had McDonald's for dinner.  It is usually ok this once a week right before bball games.
Tonight we got into the arena? & it was hot, I felt I could deal though.

After while I had gas (not unusual from McDonalds).
After long I felt worse so I went & took a dump....still hot inside, sorta feeling hotter.
Game ends (we won)...I feel way bad & just sit there...decided to get up & leave.

Get to truck & DRIVE...I made it home in 20 minutes...that is from walking out of the arena to parking @ my house (includes MAD traffic leaving area).

Nearing home felt WAY sick, couldnt control myself.  I was crying (I didnt know why)...eventually I crapped my pants.
WTF.
I hate you McDonald's.

[Explicit]

yeah,k,wtf.
Had McDonald's for dinner. It is usually ok this once a week right before bball games.
Tonight we got into the arena? & it was hot, I felt I could deal though.

After while I had gas (not unusual from McDonalds).
After long I felt worse so I went & took a dump....still hot inside, sorta feeling hotter.
Game ends (we won)...I feel way bad & just sit there...decided to get up & leave.

Get to truck & DRIVE...I made it home in 20 minutes...that is from walking out of the arena to parking @ my house (includes MAD traffic leaving area).

Nearing home felt WAY sick, couldnt control myself. I was crying (I didnt know why)...eventually I crapped my pants.
WTF.
I hate you McDonald's.

That second-to-last line is pretty disgusting.  Although I'm stating the obvious, I'll do so anyway:  Avoid fast food franchises.  It's detrimental to your health, and we don't want that.

[CrAz3D]

I think I'm gonna pack my own EVERYTHING from now on.

[Explicit]

I think I'm gonna pack my own EVERYTHING from now on.

You could start eating Subway.  I think I might also, because my tv dinner diet is just as bad as fast food, if not more.