Tell us now!

[hismajesty]

Yeah. That's a good idea.

I'm not too concerned about it though, I barely even score points for the team (I do relays and my lane is usually last...except last meet we were 2nd because I was put into the fast lane.)

[CrAz3D]

Hmm, off to work.  Yay.

Played psychiatrist & Octpus 8 last night w/friends.  Won at psychiatrist on the first one they gave me rather quickly so I had to do another & I guessed the right answer pretty quick but they told me I was wrong so we kept at it until I guess the same freakin thing again & they said I was right.
I was like "WTF!".

Also, the fact that some people didn't understand how to play (in regards to this specific riddle) REALLY confused me so it hurt for a while.

[hismajesty]

Sounds like a fun game.


Today was Kristen's 17th birthday. I wanted to make it a point to say Happy Birthday to her today. But, of course, I didn't. I only saw her at swim practice/sitting in her car this morning. I wasn't going to go up to her car and say "OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and she left swim practice early (and I got there late.)

Ehhhh. Now I have to go get my haircut. The lady that cuts my hair said my hair is 'mildewing' do to the chlorine.

[CrAz3D]

eww, wtf, wash your hair more often or something then.
It turnin green yet?

I remember during the summer blond kids' hair would go green from the chlorine

[hismajesty]

I have red hair. It's not going to turn green.

It's just that my rinse off after practice isn't getting all of the chlorine out. Apparently I smell strongly of chlorine too at like...all times. I just can't smell it though, I guess I'm used to it.

[CrAz3D]

Do you not shower later on in the evening/next morning?

[hismajesty]

Yes I shower everyday. I have really thick hair though so I guess it retains the chlorine better? That's what the lady said, she said it wasn't my fault. All I have to do is just get swimmers conditioner made for stripping chlorine.

[CrAz3D]

Oh, k.
You might be able to cut off/pluck out every other hair & you'd have thinner hair

[hismajesty]

My hair cut sucks now. I hate it. My hair grows uber fast so it's not TOTALLY bad. But it still will suck for like a week. Ehhh

[Explicit]

My hair cut sucks now. I hate it. My hair grows uber fast so it's not TOTALLY bad. But it still will suck for like a week. Ehhh

Grow an afro, and breed lice there.

[shout]

I have thick + uber fast growing hair as well. To keep my haircut above my eyes but more than two inches long requires a cut every other week.

[CrAz3D]

 Random dude just walked into the office again.

Dude: "uh, hi"
Secretary: "hi"
Dude: "is there uh.......someone here"
Secretary: "excuse me?"
Dude: "is there someone here I can talk to?"
Secretary: "Not really"
Dude: "You're not just saying that...?"
Secretary: "No, there's not really anyone here that you could talk to"
Dude: *leaves*

Dude is dressed in women's exercise clothing stuff w/long hair.  He was way thin, probably on meth, I hear that my city is a big meth trafficing place.

[shout]

Hawt.

[CrAz3D]

Saw that on the MySpace Libertarians' profile.

I don't agree with their extremity (closing the IRS, FEA, ATF, DEA, etc) but I do agree with some of their less extreme ideals, gun control, marijuana legalization.

[shout]

I don't agree with their extremity (closing the IRS, FEA, ATF, DEA, etc) ...

Closing these completely nessary institutions would result in a mass libertarian takeover! Oh noes! The libertarians! Run for the hills! Wait! There on the hill! Run to the nearest corporate office!