Tell us now!

[CrAz3D]

Haha ok.

Good news. Girlfriend back, and she got me a new top. Chelsea, yeah i don't support them but the top rocks! She been bearin git, so her tits been on it, Yum! But yeah, i love the top. And she wrote me a love letter.

Nearly had a fight just now, me and gf ran outside of the place, and my "badass" mate took care of them and blamed it on this shit we hate.

yeah! Fun life for me!!

so, sally isw back & she got you a shirt?  you dont support chelsea (clinton?) you your shirt is good? 

also, you blamed what on who?



AS FOR ME:
Mayfield vs. Clovis game tonight, should be fun.  I hate Mayfield football players generally so I don't care, but w/e.  Hot date
She has asked me some odd things, like WAY outside my comfort zone.  I answered truthfully, ut it was shocking @ first

[hismajesty]

Are you still a virgin?! THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!

[shout]

Are you still a virgin?! THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!

If you don't tell, I will start rumors.

I heard he lost his viginity to a 40 year old man.

[Newby]

I heard he lost his viginity to a 40 year old man.

I heard he lost his virginity to a 40 year old man in a dark alley behind his house. While his girlfriend watched!

[shout]

I heard he lost his viginity to a 40 year old man.

I heard he lost his virginity to a 40 year old man in a dark alley behind his house. While his girlfriend watched!

I heard he lost his viginity to a 40 year old man in a dark alley behind his house while his girlfriend watched and did his mom with a strap-on while blasting Duran Duran!

[K]

I heard he lost his viginity to a 40 year old man in a dark alley behind his house while his girlfriend watched and did his mom with a strap-on while blasting Duran Duran!

Hungry like the wolf.

[Hitmen]

She has asked me some odd things, like WAY outside my comfort zone.  I answered truthfully, ut it was shocking @ first

Haha, that happened to me too. My girlfriend is a kinky bitch and it took a bit of getting used to.

[hismajesty]

HITMEN PIERECED HIS NIPPLES AND GOT CHAINED UP BY THEM.

[shout]

Trust got his a tattoo of a vagina on his penis!

[hismajesty]

No vagina is that big.

LOL

[shout]

No vagina is that big.

LOL

I assume you mean all vaginas, and that includes whale vaginas. So that means your penis is aprox. 13 ft. long and 2 ft. around. Have fun with that.

[CrAz3D]

She has asked me some odd things, like WAY outside my comfort zone.  I answered truthfully, ut it was shocking @ first

Haha, that happened to me too. My girlfriend is a kinky bitch and it took a bit of getting used to.

jokingly she asked how often I masturbated (not sure how we got to that subject)...then she ASKED.

& yes, I am a virgin & so is she

I don't know, man, she is beautiful.  Tonight we went to the Mayfield vs. Clovis game (Mayfield won, ) then to a friend's bday party where we drank some (I drank little cause I knew I'd have to drive her home).  We drove out to the desert to meet friends but she had to use the facilities (& didn't want a bush) so we went back to her room.  hung out & she fell asleep while we were laying on her bed....she was so cute...ok, i stop my incesant rambling now

Anyways, tonight (saturday) I'd like to take her out to the desert @ sunset & eat a little picnic.  What do y'all think?  What to eat?  I think she likes deli, but she is allergic to tomatoes so I was maybe thinking fried chicken or something (pre-cooked from Albertsons cause I'm lazy).
Sound good?

[hismajesty]

Look up some aphrodisiacs.

[CrAz3D]

Look up some aphrodisiacs.

Why?...I don't want to have sex with her.  Well, I do, but not yet.  Maybe for my birthday on Labor Day

[hismajesty]

Just hope Labor Day doesn't lead to her being in labor.