Tell us now!

[Warrior]

word.

[shout]

I'm bored. And thirsty. But I am too damn lazy to go to the kitchen. Where's my canadian slave?

[Newby]

iago? He's sleeping.

I'm thirsty too. I should go to bed. Man, I've been sleeping so much as of lately.

[shout]

My girlfriend (Wait, im not QwertyMonster! Don't get mad!) played a very mean joke on me today. She has her friend call me (at work) and here is the coversation:

[Me] Hello?
[Steph] Hello?
[Me] Yeah...?
[Steph] Yeah, I need to talk to you.
[Me] Can it wait? I'm at work.
[Steph] Tamara is a little pregnant!
[Me] Oh really?
[Steph] Yeah...
[Me] Is this some sort of joke?
[Steph] No! She really is!
[Me] I'm hanging up now.

I pretty much knew that it was a joke, the 'little' thing gave it away. She called me later that night, so I decided to play along.

[Me] Hello?
[Hotness] Yeah... it's me.
[Me] Yeah, your friend called earlier, she was being kinda dumb.
[Tamara] Oh, so you did'nt belive her?
[Me] No... Should have I?
[Tamara] Yeah... We just got back from the doctor... I told her to call because I could'nt.
[Me] Oh. (Pause)
[Tamara] Are you there?
[Me] Yeah.
[Tamara] I don't know what I'm going to do...
[Me]
[Tamara] You still there?
[Me] (Like I'm crying) Yeah..
[Tamara] My parents are going to kill me...
[Me] (Jibbish not for your ears, but it sounded like I was crying)
[Tamara] Are you crying!?
[Me] (Crying) No..
[Tamara] Sean I'm just fucking with you!
[Me] (Cheery) I know! Steph gave it away.
[Tamara] Steph you bitch! You gave it away!
[Steph in background] No I didn't!
[Tamara] You asshole! I thought you were crying!
[Me] I know. That was a mean joke.
(Other stuff)

Yeah. So that happened.

[Newby]

Haha, schooled.

On a side note, I really really really hate ignorant 17 year olds (mostly arabic or african), who think it is necessary to listen to very shitty music (rap) as loud as their car can play it (and since they can't afford a decent car, they don't have it very loud) (but it's loud enough that you can hear it from outside the car) driving 60 mph up a street full of houses at 2:45 am in the morning.

I am going to go sit outside tomorrow around this time with a rifle. If they drive by, I am going to unload every bullet in the rifle's clip into their car and preferably, them.

[hismajesty]

...
LOL SHOUT IS PREGNANT!

LOL NEWBY IS KRAZY!

[Warrior]

Haha, schooled.

On a side note, I really really really hate ignorant 17 year olds (mostly arabic or african), who think it is necessary to listen to very shitty music (rap) as loud as their car can play it (and since they can't afford a decent car, they don't have it very loud) (but it's loud enough that you can hear it from outside the car) driving 60 mph up a street full of houses at 2:45 am in the morning.

I am going to go sit outside tomorrow around this time with a rifle. If they drive by, I am going to unload every bullet in the rifle's clip into their car and preferably, them.

I hate loser goths who put on death metal or emo or whatever the fuck satanic music they listen to like anyone cares that they hate everyone or themselves, this is why I tell goths to suicide.

[CrAz3D]

a little pregnant, hmm, did you only bang her a little then I guess?  Does that mean you'll have a midget for a kid?

[Blaze]

I miss talking to people on teamspeak..

[CrAz3D]

ok, so I'm changing out my pad & rotors on the POS accord so that it is drivable. I get everything off fine & dandy & then it comes time to slide the new stuff on & I notice that it won't fit because of that little cylinder...I suppose I should've tried to push it in before I took the pads & caliper off, but too late for that now.

So, I can't push that cylinder in for the life of me. I've tried a Grip Tight thing (some odd clap with a handle you squeeze to compress). I tried turning the car on so that maybe the power breaks would kick in & it would be easier for me to compress the cylinder...no go there either.

Anyone have any suggestions on how I ought to go about this? I honestly can think of nothing else...I'm drawing a blank & would like to get it done before my dad gets home so he doesn't have to help me clean up my lovely mess (he's got work to do when he gets home already)

Mucho thankedness! (that is only if you can help though)

[Topaz]

Sure wish I had a Canadian slave.

[shout]

I just took a shower.


...For the first time.

[CrAz3D]

This stupid cul is still screwing with me, eeks.

I may have to do something rash soon

[hismajesty]

I just took a shower.


...For the first time.

Why wasn't I invited?

[Topaz]

First time that day? Or something more drastic?