Tell us now!

[Adron]

It's a great hoax though, well worth reading.

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

Something good just happened in my life.

Elaborate..

I will for him...

He finally hit puberty

No but I got a hot date to our semiformal.

[UserLoser.]

I need 1 more post to get 1000!

[UserLoser.]

I have 1000 posts!

[Adron]

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Not as well done.

[iago]

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Not as well done.

They put rags in a blender?  That can't be good for it..

[Thing]

No but I got a hot date to our semiformal.

Pic please.

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

I just got my digital camera working...I'll send you pics from it

[K]

Screw you guys, I'm going to be rich.  Mr Bunu Kadir says so.  Shame about Toshio's impotence, though.

Dear Sir,

I am making this contact with you in good faith. I gotyour email address in a
reputable web directory from the Foreign Department in our Ministry of Foreign
Affairs Office. I am working with the Standard Trust Bank Limited, Apapa Branch
Lagos. My purpose of writing you is to ask for your assistance to of $10.5
million (ten million five hundred thousand United States Dollars). For your information, there is one Japanese business merchant based here in Nigeria and
his name is Mr. Toshio Kuzito.

He was the owner of Kuzito Fisheries Nig. Ltd, located at No.125 industrial
zone, Oshodi expressway, Isolo here in Lagos now have been taken over by the
Government of Nigeria because nobody came for this company after the death of
Mr.Toshio.

This man died in a plane crash together with his wife here in Nigeria. He was
banking with my bank and I'm his accounting officer. However, since the death of
Mr. Toshio, I have been trying to contact any of his relative in the city of
Osaka, his home country Japan through his address with me, to let his people
know about his money in our bank but I did not receive any response. I later
remembered that Mr.Toshio came to my country out of shame he
was receiving from his country because he was impotent. This secret he revealed
to me when he was alive because I pestered him to introduce his children to me.

>Now I have decided to link anybody to stand as Mr. Toshio's next of kin in order
>to claim the money he deposited in our bank as Fixed Solid Investment since
nobody knew about it.

Government of my country will pay it to Federal Reserve for ammunition
importation if I should declare to them about this fund. Note that there is no
risk involved in this transaction, as I will give
you all information you may need about Mr. Toshio and his banking
relationship with my branch to enable you stand as his next of kin to receive this money in your account. This transaction will go through
normal banking process only that you have to stand firm as
the next of kin to Mr.Toshio just to claim this money.

>I will direct you on how to apply for the claims of this money. Please if you
>are interested and capable to carry out this deal with me, contact me on phone
>2348023153337. or email me back and I will give you a letter you will have a to
>write to our head office
>for this claim. My alternative email address is, [email protected]. I do not
>know you too well before now only that I contacted you in good faith believing
God that you will not betray the trust by running away with the fund if it
enters your account.

Note that we shall conclude this transaction within 3weeks
upon your compliance in applying for the claims to our Head Office, as I will
direct you. 2.5million US$ shall be your share after we conclude this
transaction. Be duly informed that I will be resigning from this banking work to
come over to your country after the transfer of this fund to your account. I
will then engage myself in international business since I will have enough money
for any kind of business after this transaction. You need not to be afraid
because in as much as I would want my reputation protected, I would protect
yours too.

I'm waiting for your urgent response.
Best regards,
mr. Bunu Kadir.

[Grok]

So all you have to be is Japaenese and impotent to collect?

[warz]

Skol vodka? eww?

[SNiFFeR]

Skol vodka? eww?

whatever gets you drunk.  

[K]

Skol vodka? eww?

That particular picture was taken to show how crappy Skol is.  After leaving it in the freezer, it had frozen solid. (Not apparent from the small picture).

[warz]

skol is horrible. popov is pretty bad too. i dont know why im saying this, though, because ive drank both on occasion. and i regularly drink McCormicks Whiskey ... which is one of the cheapest whiskeys around.

[Yoni]

McCormicks Whiskey

Is that a real brand? Cool!