Looking for a job..

[Joe[x86]]

Yup. My parents are officially tired of giving me money. Me = entering work force.

So basically, I'm looking for a job that I can get with no experience (except in programming, but where can a teenager get a job like that?) that will make decent money. So far I'm considering a job at Wendy's (after school) or at Walmart (night shift over the summer). Anyone have any other suggestions?

[Explicit]

Yup. My parents are officially tired of giving me money. Me = entering work force.

So basically, I'm looking for a job that I can get with no experience (except in programming, but where can a teenager get a job like that?) that will make decent money. So far I'm considering a job at Wendy's (after school) or at Walmart (night shift over the summer). Anyone have any other suggestions?

Fast food places are nice to start off with, and after a few months, you could apply elsewhere because of your prior work experience with customers/money-handling/etc.

[LordNevar]

You could always join a branch of the service. It's not as hard as people think, and you get great work experience out of it and good money. You get to travel, and learn new thing's, and meet all sorts of different people of different ethenticities. I would suggest anything but the marines, not that I have anything against them personally, but everyone I know is branched washed in a bad way. I would lean towards the Airforce or the ARMY if you want to go into computers, than when you get out you have good experience, and they pay to send you to college. What's 2-3yrs for the rest of your life?

[MyndFyre]

When I was 16 (until I was 18) I worked for my local library.

[Eric]

will make decent money

or at Walmart (night shift over the summer)

hah.  Good luck.

[Forged]

You do realize you have to be over 18 to work the night shift at wal-mart?

Fast Food places suck so much dick it isn't even funny, go for a job as an 'Adult Entertainment Telemarketer'

[topaz]

Yup. My parents are officially tired of giving me money. Me = entering work force.

So basically, I'm looking for a job that I can get with no experience (except in programming, but where can a teenager get a job like that?) that will make decent money. So far I'm considering a job at Wendy's (after school) or at Walmart (night shift over the summer). Anyone have any other suggestions?

Two hundred mexicans will get to that job before you do.

[warz]

The mall at clothing stores, car rental places or a restraunt (not fast food). I did all three of those in high school. Car rental was the best because I made the most money and it was th easier/most laid back.

[CrAz3D]

How old are you?

Most places won't let you work there unless you are 16.  Our mall won't let you work there til you're 17.  Some resaurants here you can't work til you're 18 + have your liquor license

[jigsaw]

Work at a gym, as front desk. You get people skills, being the face of the gym. Money handling skills, and SALES as in membership, all desirable skills. You meet hot chicks, you can be healthy, and lots of MILFS. I went from front desk --> to trainer --> to floor manager --> General Manager of 33 parttime and fulltime employees. Great experience@!

[MysT_DooM]

(Assuming your in high school)

WHile i was in high school I used to make Fake Report Cards and then sell them.

i used to charge $20 per marking period meaning
Ex)
Joe comes to me for a report card for the first marking period.
It costs $20
Second marking period comes around i charge him $40,
Third.............$60
4th.........80
get it?
i basically charged for the printing of each marking period
and yes people actually paid.

Need the right paper?
I went into the Guidance office of my school, at around 7am when hardly any1 is in the school except few teacher and janitors.  The report card paper was just sittin there in thier wooden fileing cabinents, so i jsut helped myself to a few stacks

Also you can charge $5 extra for changing thier attendace, cuz a lot of kids are afraid of showing thier parents that they've been out x numbers of days. 

I made the report card so genuine, that one clients mother who was a teacher, didnt even know the difference.   

The program i used making the report cards was something by microsoft, i forgot the actual name, but if i remember i'll tell you.  Actaully, just rememberd it was Visio. 

Good money, real good money this made me.

Then another thing to make me in high school is sell some drugs
Taking a little bit of my money from the report card biz, i bought a oz for i believe $120.
then i just sold grams 20$ each and only grams from that oz.
made me some extra cash.

Oh, another thing i did while in high school was sell Napalm.  Really cool, interesting stuff.  Basically, you can get the recipe for it in that anarchist cookbook.  I font remember how much i sold it for, but the demand wasnt that big for it anywayz, but its still fun to play around with. 

Another thing, you could do is during your town elections, that Mayor's campaign team usually hires high schoolers, to go door to door and ask to vote for that mayor, i think they pay you maybe $70.

well theres somethings you can do

[CrAz3D]

(Assuming your in high school)

WHile i was in high school I used to make Fake Report Cards and then sell them.

i used to charge $20 per marking period meaning
Ex)
Joe comes to me for a report card for the first marking period.
It costs $20
Second marking period comes around i charge him $40,
Third.............$60
4th.........80
get it?
i basically charged for the printing of each marking period
and yes people actually paid.

Need the right paper?
I went into the Guidance office of my school, at around 7am when hardly any1 is in the school except few teacher and janitors.  The report card paper was just sittin there in thier wooden fileing cabinents, so i jsut helped myself to a few stacks

Also you can charge $5 extra for changing thier attendace, cuz a lot of kids are afraid of showing thier parents that they've been out x numbers of days. 

I made the report card so genuine, that one clients mother who was a teacher, didnt even know the difference.   

The program i used making the report cards was something by microsoft, i forgot the actual name, but if i remember i'll tell you.  Actaully, just rememberd it was Visio. 

Good money, real good money this made me.

Then another thing to make me in high school is sell some drugs
Taking a little bit of my money from the report card biz, i bought a oz for i believe $120.
then i just sold grams 20$ each and only grams from that oz.
made me some extra cash.

Oh, another thing i did while in high school was sell Napalm.  Really cool, interesting stuff.  Basically, you can get the recipe for it in that anarchist cookbook.  I font remember how much i sold it for, but the demand wasnt that big for it anywayz, but its still fun to play around with. 

Another thing, you could do is during your town elections, that Mayor's campaign team usually hires high schoolers, to go door to door and ask to vote for that mayor, i think they pay you maybe $70.

well theres somethings you can do

Isn't that a felony?

You're stealing & then using the stolen property to forge a fake report card.  Nice.
Nice for the kids too, they're receiving stolen property, I assume they know its stolen, thats a crime too.
Way to go, tell Joe to become a criminal by profession, you're an awesome influence on people

Not to mention being a drug/explosives dealer

[Rule]

(Assuming your in high school)

WHile i was in high school I used to make Fake Report Cards and then sell them.

i used to charge $20 per marking period meaning
Ex)
Joe comes to me for a report card for the first marking period.
It costs $20
Second marking period comes around i charge him $40,
Third.............$60
4th.........80
get it?
i basically charged for the printing of each marking period
and yes people actually paid.

Need the right paper?
I went into the Guidance office of my school, at around 7am when hardly any1 is in the school except few teacher and janitors.  The report card paper was just sittin there in thier wooden fileing cabinents, so i jsut helped myself to a few stacks

Also you can charge $5 extra for changing thier attendace, cuz a lot of kids are afraid of showing thier parents that they've been out x numbers of days. 

I made the report card so genuine, that one clients mother who was a teacher, didnt even know the difference.   

The program i used making the report cards was something by microsoft, i forgot the actual name, but if i remember i'll tell you.  Actaully, just rememberd it was Visio. 

Good money, real good money this made me.

Then another thing to make me in high school is sell some drugs
Taking a little bit of my money from the report card biz, i bought a oz for i believe $120.
then i just sold grams 20$ each and only grams from that oz.
made me some extra cash.

Oh, another thing i did while in high school was sell Napalm.  Really cool, interesting stuff.  Basically, you can get the recipe for it in that anarchist cookbook.  I font remember how much i sold it for, but the demand wasnt that big for it anywayz, but its still fun to play around with. 

Another thing, you could do is during your town elections, that Mayor's campaign team usually hires high schoolers, to go door to door and ask to vote for that mayor, i think they pay you maybe $70.

well theres somethings you can do

While your intent was obviously to brag, now I feel sorry for you.  You need
help -- you're not mentally well.

[Meh]

Dont work for a fast food joint. I have been stuck at McD for 1.5 years as I couldnt be bothered to find another one. Go for walmart man.

[Forged]

Mixed with it being an obvious lie.


A teacher wouldn't need to see her kids reportcard.  She could easily look anything she wanted to know up on the computer, and if the kid was doing bad the teacher would be notified anyway...

You couldn't sell something you spent $120 on for $20 a gram.  A $120oz would be terrible pot.

Napalm is easy to make, why would anyone ever buy it?