Looking for a job..

[topaz]

(Assuming your in high school)

WHile i was in high school I used to make Fake Report Cards and then sell them.

i used to charge $20 per marking period meaning
Ex)
Joe comes to me for a report card for the first marking period.
It costs $20
Second marking period comes around i charge him $40,
Third.............$60
4th.........80
get it?
i basically charged for the printing of each marking period
and yes people actually paid.

Need the right paper?
I went into the Guidance office of my school, at around 7am when hardly any1 is in the school except few teacher and janitors. The report card paper was just sittin there in thier wooden fileing cabinents, so i jsut helped myself to a few stacks

Also you can charge $5 extra for changing thier attendace, cuz a lot of kids are afraid of showing thier parents that they've been out x numbers of days.

I made the report card so genuine, that one clients mother who was a teacher, didnt even know the difference.

The program i used making the report cards was something by microsoft, i forgot the actual name, but if i remember i'll tell you. Actaully, just rememberd it was Visio.

Good money, real good money this made me.

Then another thing to make me in high school is sell some drugs
Taking a little bit of my money from the report card biz, i bought a oz for i believe $120.
then i just sold grams 20$ each and only grams from that oz.
made me some extra cash.

Oh, another thing i did while in high school was sell Napalm. Really cool, interesting stuff. Basically, you can get the recipe for it in that anarchist cookbook. I font remember how much i sold it for, but the demand wasnt that big for it anywayz, but its still fun to play around with.

Another thing, you could do is during your town elections, that Mayor's campaign team usually hires high schoolers, to go door to door and ask to vote for that mayor, i think they pay you maybe $70.

well theres somethings you can do

While your intent was obviously to brag, now I feel sorry for you. You need
help -- you're not mentally well.

He's fine, he's just got a bit of a liar / attention whore streak. He'll grow out of it when he goes to high school.

[MysT_DooM]

While your intent was obviously to brag, now I feel sorry for you.  You need
help -- you're not mentally well.

hmhmhm, everything has been misconstrued, nothing to brag about, was merely telling him what I used to do for money in High school.

Mixed with it being an obvious lie.

A teacher wouldn't need to see her kids reportcard.  She could easily look anything she wanted to know up on the computer, and if the kid was doing bad the teacher would be notified anyway...

You couldn't sell something you spent $120 on for $20 a gram.  A $120oz would be terrible pot.

Napalm is easy to make, why would anyone ever buy it?

There is no lieing involved for there is no need to lie...
I should have explained the teacher part more, the kids mother is a middle school teacher, i.e meaning she is not a teacher in the high school the son goes to, but the point was it fooled a teacher.
Regarding the drugs you can sell $20 a gram and make the profit since there is around 26 grams in a oz.  For the pricing, in diffrent towns there are different prices of things, and for a town where pot is easiely available prices tend to be down...
Regarding napalm... i told you the demand for it wasnt good.

He's fine, he's just got a bit of a liar / attention whore streak. He'll grow out of it when he goes to high school.

But im alrdy done with high school ....
and once again there is nothing to lie about and wat kind of attention would i possible want to seek online? hmm...
jealous you weren't as thrifty as me in high school

No point in firing back at me for i dont care enuff to reply
sry for you guys taking everything out of context and for my ill bitted suggestion

[rabbit]

You obviously didn't do very well in English, then.

[MysT_DooM]

did 3n0ugh 70 gr4du473

[CrAz3D]

yay for America's public schools

[Forged]

Regarding the drugs you can sell $20 a gram and make the profit since there is around 26 grams in a oz.  For the pricing, in diffrent towns there are different prices of things, and for a town where pot is easiely available prices tend to be down...

Last I checked there were 28 grams in an ounce, but what I am telling you is that the pot you could get for $120 an ounce would not be good enough to warrant spending $20 a gram, I don't even know if you could get by selling it for $10 a gram.

[MysT_DooM]

Well it wasnt the best weed, it was considered "regular"
but kids did buy them, so im not complaing.
everything in my town is like written in stone when it comes to weed.
basically if you have a gram, it cost $20, dimes 10
even if the shit is low grade still cost $20.
however, if you have something like some different kind of haze, i.e mango haze, which not many people readiely get, you bump the prices up double, grams $40 , dimes $20

thas just how it is over where i live...

[Forged]

A dime bag is ~5grams.  It is also a completelly diffrent type of pot then the kind you sell for $20 a gram...

[MysT_DooM]

A dime is not 5 grams......
a dime is half of a gram...
where are you from, cause maybe a dime in your area is diffrent then mine, but im pretty sure that the Universal dime is half of a gram...
It's all about your location.

[PaiD]

Wow. This topic went from Joe looking for a job to weed and drugs. Nice...

[Joe[x86]]

I guess I forgot to mention that I'm 15. =p

[disco]

Bag Boy.

[Joe[x86]]

Thanks man.. =p

[MysT_DooM]

Mow lawns.
Shovel snow.
Babysit.
Telemarketer.

[MrRaza]

I work at starbucks, thanks to the admin that deleted my preivous post about the actual cost of marijuana. lol