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Started by jigsaw, January 09, 2006, 05:42 PM

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quasi-modo

#60
January 18, 2006, 12:27 AM
Quote from: MyStiCaL on January 17, 2006, 09:59 PM
Quote from: Tazo on January 17, 2006, 05:42 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on January 17, 2006, 04:22 PM
Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
Virgin++;

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]

You know you can just stick your finger right down her panties.. and shove it in, well atleast on any decent non slutty girl, if you get a slutty one that just loves to fuck or somthing there ussally already wet n ready HAHAH, but its all got to start with a tease.. ;)
Nah. You cant just stick them right in. Generally making it with her and kissing her in all of the right places starts the priming process. But the next part involves rubbing and I really do not want to get into the anotomical details... I want to keep this NC-17 rated instead of X.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Explicit

#61
January 18, 2006, 12:34 AM
Just lead her on with gentle, but pleasurable actions like kissing on the neck, ear-nibbling, etc.  She should be ready for you not long after.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

quasi-modo

#62
January 18, 2006, 01:07 AM Last Edit: January 18, 2006, 01:09 AM by quasi-modo
well when the hand goes into the shorts before it can actually go in you might want to target the north end (on the clit) of the vagina with some gentle rubbing to aid the flow.

But also, neck kissing def. is a godsend. Ive never met a girl that wont go nutts if you start doing that. Ear nibbling not quite so much, but when my girlfriend does it to me... well it certainly revs me up.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Meh

#63
January 18, 2006, 04:37 AM
This thread should be renamed to "Lose you virginty 101".

Newby

#64
January 18, 2006, 08:13 AM
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Augural Sentinel

#65
January 18, 2006, 08:56 AM
Does seeing your own mom's count?

Meh

#66
January 18, 2006, 09:13 AM
I guess but why would you se it or want to? :-\

Augural Sentinel

#67
January 18, 2006, 11:08 AM
Who WANTS[/i] to see it?  If you like the idea of that thought, you've got something wrong with you :P

I hope that answers your question indirectly.

quasi-modo

#68
January 18, 2006, 11:23 AM
Quote from: Meh on January 18, 2006, 04:37 AM
This thread should be renamed to "Lose you virginty 101".
Learn to rock the vag 101.


I am the CLIT COMMANDER! Use my advise and you too can become MASTER OF THE CLIT!

:)

Nahh, I'm not into promiscuity... I just like to take good care of my baby, keep her happy.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Newby

#69
January 18, 2006, 04:50 PM
Haha. Jay and Silent Bob RULES.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Mephisto

#70
January 19, 2006, 02:22 PM
For those kiddies who don't quite know what we're talking about here ...

Explicit

#71
January 19, 2006, 02:40 PM
Quote from: Mephisto on January 19, 2006, 02:22 PM
For those kiddies who don't quite know what we're talking about here ...



Is that vagina yours?  ::)
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

jigsaw

#72
January 19, 2006, 02:50 PM
wow an informational education diagram would have been better, not porn lol

quasi-modo

#73
January 19, 2006, 03:57 PM
Yeah, plus that girl is a slut.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

l)ragon

#74
January 19, 2006, 07:00 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 19, 2006, 02:50 PM
wow an informational education diagram would have been better, not porn lol
heh better put an edit in the topic name rated [R] lol.
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