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How many vaginas have you seen?

Started by jigsaw, January 09, 2006, 05:42 PM

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hismajesty

Quote from: jigsaw on January 15, 2006, 11:11 AM
This is quite possibly the most non-gay and manly forum ever to grace the vl.com forums...

You can't forget Jigsaw's Joke Forum. :)

Meh

I sadly have seen 0. Im not to bothered. I have plenty of time.

Joe[x86]

Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

hismajesty

Quote from: Joe on January 15, 2006, 04:55 PM
Yes, trust, they did.

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(

Mystical

 Oh my bad guys i didn't realize my post was that nasty, lol it actually made me laugh when i just re-read it lol.. but it is true, and may help in the future. some of these girls like if you get disgusted stop reading now, but some of these girls are just like damn you can have sex, go in them, and they will never clean up and god thats why they get that fucking nasty smell, and rotton look, .. but your all young, (well the mayjority of you) so most likey you'll get a young girl that hasn't been around yet, but when you hit like my age or hittin on chicks in there mid 20's some of these girls have been around more then you could imagine. i've seen some nastyyyyness... im sure jigsaw has to since he seems to be a lil sluty mc slut also. but god what scares me the most is i had one chick i could actually have all 5 fingers in her. *shrugs* i had to boot her...

Joe[x86]

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 15, 2006, 05:08 PM
Quote from: Joe on January 15, 2006, 04:55 PM
Yes, trust, they did.

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(

The latter.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

hismajesty

Quote from: Joe on January 16, 2006, 07:00 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 15, 2006, 05:08 PM
Quote from: Joe on January 15, 2006, 04:55 PM
Yes, trust, they did.

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(

The latter.

Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?

Newby

Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:30 AM
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/
- Newby

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hismajesty

Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 10:57 AM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:30 AM
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/

Dude it doesn't work. I've tried loosening up. :(

Warrior

Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 10:57 AM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:30 AM
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/

Damn, reason to be sad. Seriously that's pathetic. (Kidding)
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

Forged

Not including pron or stripclubs, 6, but 2 where by accident.  If we where to count strip clubs and porn I think the number would be in the 1000's.
QuoteI wish my grass was Goth so it would cut itself

Joe[x86]

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 16, 2006, 07:40 AM
Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?
I haven't always been.

Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 10:57 AM
I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/
Hah.

Quote from: Warrior on January 16, 2006, 11:49 AM
Damn, reason to be sad. Seriously that's pathetic. (Kidding)
You may be kidding, but I'm not! =p
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

Meh

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 16, 2006, 11:36 AM
Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 10:57 AM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:30 AM
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/

Dude it doesn't work. I've tried loosening up. :(
I know your pain man. I have plenty of Girl Friends but no girlfriends.

Yegg

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 16, 2006, 07:40 AM
Quote from: Joe on January 16, 2006, 07:00 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 15, 2006, 05:08 PM
Quote from: Joe on January 15, 2006, 04:55 PM
Yes, trust, they did.

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(

The latter.

Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?

Ehh.. your level of religion matters not.

hismajesty

Quote from: Yegg on January 16, 2006, 05:27 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 16, 2006, 07:40 AM
Quote from: Joe on January 16, 2006, 07:00 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 15, 2006, 05:08 PM
Quote from: Joe on January 15, 2006, 04:55 PM
Yes, trust, they did.

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(

The latter.

Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?

Ehh.. your level of religion matters not.

I'd expect somebody who intends to travel to foreign countries to do missionary work to avoid mortal sins (such as sexual activity before marriage) before I would your every day run of the mill Christian.

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