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How many vaginas have you seen?

Started by jigsaw, January 09, 2006, 05:42 PM

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quasi-modo

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okay... vaginas are not the prettiest things in the world. Especially if the hedges are not trimmed.... Personally I like it when the lawn is just completely mowed. If the girl does not keep it clean then it is just a miserable thing to behold, I certainly wouldnt want to go near a dirty one.

A better question would be who has engaged in foreplay or who here is a virgin.

I would have to answer yes I have done the first and no I am not a virgin. Still though, just one vagina.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle


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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.


UserLoser


// This function returns UserLoser's data into type Person
Person *GetData(void)
{
    Person *UserLoser;

    // Set our values
    UserLoser->Foreplay = true;
    UserLoser->Virgin = false;
    UserLoser->DidItTwiceToday = true; // 01-16-06

    return UserLoser;
}



I am perhaps the sexiest nerd alive.

Explicit

Quote from: UserLoser on January 17, 2006, 03:06 AM

// This function returns UserLoser's data into type Person
Person *GetData(void)
{
    Person *UserLoser;

    // Set our values
    UserLoser->Foreplay = true;
    UserLoser->Virgin = false;
    UserLoser->DidItTwiceToday = true; // 01-16-06

    return UserLoser;
}



I am perhaps the sexiest nerd alive.

Stop kidding yourself.  :P
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Yoni

NOT A FUCKING FUNNY POST, MOVE TO TRASH CAN

Joe[x86]

Quote from: UserLoser on January 17, 2006, 03:06 AM

// This function returns UserLoser's data into type Person
Person *GetData(void)
{
    Person *UserLoser;

    // Set our values
    UserLoser->Foreplay = true;
    UserLoser->Virgin = false;
    UserLoser->DidItTwiceToday = true; // 01-16-06

    return UserLoser;
}



I am perhaps the sexiest nerd alive.

Well, that links to a myspace picture, so...
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.


Hdx

Dammen you UL, Thats what I was thinkning of doing 1/2 throught the dammen topic. Oh well. VB Version!
Private Function GetData() as Person
    Dim Hdx as Person
    While (1=1)
         Hdx.Seen = Hdx.Seen + 1
    Loop
    Hdx.Foreplay = False
    Hdx.Virgin = True
    Hdx.Dated = True
    Hdx.Exes = 3
    Hdx.TotalSpent = 786.50 '//Dammen carnivals/movies/resteraunts.
    GetData = Hdx
End Function

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Meh

Quote from: Yoni on January 17, 2006, 06:06 AM
NOT A FUCKING FUNNY POST, MOVE TO TRASH CAN
Obviousley a Virgin or gay :P

Virgin :(.

Fr0z3N

Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
Virgin++;

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.

Tazo

Quote from: Fr0z3N on January 17, 2006, 04:22 PM
Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
Virgin++;

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]

quasi-modo

Quote from: Tazo on January 17, 2006, 05:42 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on January 17, 2006, 04:22 PM
Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
Virgin++;

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]
you must not have been doing it right. Did you go in dry or something?
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Mystical

Quote from: Tazo on January 17, 2006, 05:42 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on January 17, 2006, 04:22 PM
Quote from: Newby on January 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
Virgin++;

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]

You know you can just stick your finger right down her panties.. and shove it in, well atleast on any decent non slutty girl, if you get a slutty one that just loves to fuck or somthing there ussally already wet n ready HAHAH, but its all got to start with a tease.. ;)

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