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Thing

#15
March 24, 2005, 03:16 PM
When my daughter was dating, I found it useful to maintain a high level of fear in her boyfriends.  I would let them take long looks at my tats while I told them stories of ass-raping young boys, just like them, when I was in prison.  When the boy pissed his pants, I knew that my daughter would never be a minute late.
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

Meh

#16
March 24, 2005, 05:55 PM
The scary thing is they probably believed you. I havnt dated in a while cos of busyness, but tyhe last girls parents keep asking me to go round even though we have finished. It scares me more than them not liking me.

iago

#17
March 24, 2005, 06:14 PM
Quote from: Meh - (S-1-0-0) on March 24, 2005, 05:55 PM
The scary thing is they probably believed you.

You don't?
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Meh

#18
March 24, 2005, 06:24 PM
lol, of course i do ::)

DeTaiLs

#19
March 24, 2005, 09:56 PM
showing your gun collection always straightens a kid up


CrAz3D

#20
March 25, 2005, 12:22 AM
You got that ticket next month???!!!  That takes skills

I was on the way home from a town about 226 miles north of here doing 100+ some of the way in a 75 zone (all speeds are in miles per hour).
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

shout

#21
March 27, 2005, 12:06 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on March 25, 2005, 12:22 AM
You got that ticket next month???!!! That takes skills

That is the apperence date in court...

CrAz3D

#22
March 27, 2005, 12:20 AM
OH....anyways, you have more than 30 days to go in?
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

rawG

#23
March 28, 2005, 12:10 AM
102 is cheap.. Hell in Florida i got a ticket for 150$ for loud music...
Ill rip your face off and slap your skull.

shout

#24
March 28, 2005, 06:51 AM
Do you want to pay it for me? And yay my insurance :'(

CrAz3D

#25
March 28, 2005, 11:25 AM
Quote from: rawG on March 28, 2005, 12:10 AM
102 is cheap.. Hell in Florida i got a ticket for 150$ for loud music...
That is ULTRA ghetto.  We blare music & engine noise around here, cops don't care...I don't even know if we have laws that could prevent it.  I know JUST recently they started crackin down on LOUD parties.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

iago

#26
March 28, 2005, 11:41 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on March 28, 2005, 11:25 AM
Quote from: rawG on March 28, 2005, 12:10 AM
102 is cheap.. Hell in Florida i got a ticket for 150$ for loud music...
That is ULTRA ghetto.  We blare music & engine noise around here, cops don't care...I don't even know if we have laws that could prevent it.  I know JUST recently they started crackin down on LOUD parties.

I can't even express how much it pissed me off when I used to work at 6am and people were playing loud music nearby (or revving their car engines or stupid shit like that).  I wish people would show SOME respect.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

CrAz3D

#27
March 28, 2005, 11:54 AM
They turned it off eventually didn't they? ::)
I just bought a new muffler that should be obnoxious & loud, I hope it is anyway.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

DeTaiLs

#28
March 28, 2005, 09:02 PM
The most annoying thing is these people who think they cool with the little rice burners there car is all muffler the car has like 102 hp and to boot it off they got a good system but they jamming out to techno


CrAz3D

#29
March 28, 2005, 09:07 PM
Techno can be QUITE amusing though ...
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...
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