Valhalla Legends Archive

Quote from: Invert on August 12, 2004, 07:31 PM
You know, some of these newer posts are totally lame, not funny at all.

If you go back to the very beginning and read some of the old posts you will realize that these new ones are not that funny.

Eh.  Humor is in the eye of the beholder.  A couple aren't, particularly funny, but at least from the ones that I've posted, they happened to strike a nerve.  I do think that the one of $t0rm being kicked was particularly humorous, though.

The guy recruiting for Clan TCP was one of the best.

Haha, yea that was classic.

This is still my favorite part though:

Quote[14:01:45] <Total-Assault@Azeroth> WTF IS THIS CLAN A BUNCH OF NERDS?
[14:01:48] <Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> Yes.
[14:01:51] <Grok> Yes.

I like the one where hismajesty. was trying to cyber with Yoni .
http://forum.valhallalegends.com/phpbbs/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=8096;start=180

Quote from: Invert on August 12, 2004, 07:31 PM
You know, some of these newer posts are totally lame, not funny at all.

If you go back to the very beginning and read some of the old posts you will realize that these new ones are not that funny.

Yes, I totally agree.

Many of the recent additions to my quotes.txt aren't from our channel. Plenty are from ICQ/AIM/MSN (Trillian actually), very few IRC, and maybe a few from other channels.

Here are some of the additions (some not so recent) to my quotes.txt that I believe haven't appeared on this thread.

[07:20:38] <Mephisto[zL]> hi Yoni
[07:20:43] <Yoni[vL]> hi
[07:20:49] <Mephisto[zL]> what's going on?
[07:22:50] <Yoni[vL]> eww
[07:24:24] <iago[vL]> Mephisto, you have to know how to talk to Jews
[07:24:26] <iago[vL]> Yoni, sup?
[07:24:29] <Yoni[vL]> The logical complement of down
[07:24:32] <iago[vL]> See?

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(Not sure what channel this one is from)
[11:09:39] <^^ThiS> what kind of drug makes it seem like Skywing is tap dancing on your belly yelling out Packet Logs

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[02:44:23] <Yoni[vL]> you suck a lot
[02:44:27] <i.suck.a.little> i know

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[02:19:16] <Topaz[TE]> can u help me
[02:19:17] <Topaz[TE]> pls.
[02:19:22] <Yoni[vL]> say plz
[02:19:23] <Topaz[TE]> i had the script before
[02:19:24] <Topaz[TE]> plz.
[02:19:26] <Yoni[vL]> k
[02:19:26] <Topaz[TE]> Please.
[02:19:34] <Yoni[vL]> say "i'm a cabbage head"
[02:19:40] <Topaz[TE]> i'm a cabbage head.
[02:19:44] <Yoni[vL]> ok, what do you need?
[02:19:46] <Topaz[TE]> Yoni[vL], ur cruel.

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(After an AIM chat)
[06:23:46] <Yoni[vL]> look out, jigsaw is about to spam something stupid
[06:23:56] wasgij[vL] joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition.
[06:24:04] <wasgij[vL]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.

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[03:05:27] <DarkMinion[vL]> Yoni likes men.
[03:05:35] <DarkMinion[vL]> And moderately hot isreali women.

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(The following is actually from Op W@R but it's good enough)
[04:50:54] <HeRO]sV[> stop sucking on yoni's cock

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The above are mostly kinda lame. So here is a good one, unfortunately from MSN and not Battle.net.
[01:44:27] acidangel: r u naked under there
[01:44:43] Yoni: sure
[01:44:48] acidangel: brb gotta jack off

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Hmm, oh well.

To add onto the Mephisto quotes:

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[22:38:21] <Sargera25[xL]@Lordaeron> Telrin, your ISP may not be letting you receive data, only send

Topic Changed.  

Topic Re-fixed.

[12:31:40 AM] -- ChRoNC [156ms] has joined the channel using Starcraft Brood War (0 wins).
[12:31:53 AM] <ChRoNC> Hi MyndFire
[12:31:58 AM] <MyndFyre> hey
[12:32:04 AM] <ChRoNC> You know who I am right?
[12:32:09 AM] <MyndFyre> Chr0nic?
[12:32:21 AM] <ChRoNC> shhh I get banned usually once people find that out in this channel
[12:32:35 AM] <MyndFyre> how stupid do you think they are?!?

Quote from: Grok on August 18, 2004, 07:37 PM
Topic Re-fixed.

Re-fixed? How/Why? Doesn't seem?

Quote from: Adron on August 21, 2004, 03:30 PM

Quote from: Grok on August 18, 2004, 07:37 PM
Topic Re-fixed.

Re-fixed? How/Why? Doesn't seem?

Back to thread for our channel funnies, not general world funnies.

[3:28:03 PM] <UserLoser.> what's HAGER stand for?
[3:28:13 PM] <Hager> I forget
[3:28:24 PM] <Cin0rhc> I'd laugh if KP went .ban Hag* It stands for banned
[3:28:25 PM] <Userloser.> ah, ok HAGER
[3:28:37 PM] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> i wouldn't that makes no sense
[3:35:07 PM] <Spht[vL]> .ban cin* this is funny
[3:35:07 PM] Cin0rhc was banned by [vL] (this is funny).
[3:35:07 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[3:35:07 PM] Joined channel The Void
[3:35:07 PM] This channel does not have chat privileges.

Once again, I feel the wrath of Spht. Not exactly funny

[3:35:01 PM] <Yoni[vL]> it's not funny at all

But, according to Spht it was amusing, so it makes the Funny Clips thread!

Quote from: ChR0NiC on August 22, 2004, 06:34 PM
[3:28:03 PM] <UserLoser.> what's HAGER stand for?
[3:28:13 PM] <Hager> I forget
[3:28:24 PM] <Cin0rhc> I'd laugh if KP went .ban Hag* It stands for banned
[3:28:25 PM] <Userloser.> ah, ok HAGER
[3:28:37 PM] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> i wouldn't that makes no sense
[3:35:07 PM] <Spht[vL]> .ban cin* this is funny
[3:35:07 PM] Cin0rhc was banned by [vL] (this is funny).
[3:35:07 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[3:35:07 PM] Joined channel The Void
[3:35:07 PM] This channel does not have chat privileges.

Once again, I feel the wrath of Spht. Not exactly funny
[3:35:01 PM] <Yoni[vL]> it's not funny at all
But, according to Spht it was amusing, so it makes the Funny Clips thread!

Wow, you removed things / moved things around enough to make that sequence totally incorrect.

Here's what REALLY happened.

[19:29:19] <Cin0rhc> I'd laugh if KP went .ban Hag* It stands for banned
[19:29:19] <UserLoser.> ah, ok HAGER
[19:29:31] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> i wouldn't that makes no sense
[19:29:36] <Hager> Cin,
[19:29:38] <manner_bot2@Azeroth> spht backwards = thps = tony hawks pro skater
[19:29:55] <Hager> manner, we werent supposed to tell anyone
[19:30:03] <manner_bot2@Azeroth> oops.
[19:30:42] manner_bot2@Azeroth left the channel.
[19:31:24] <Hager tries to join vL>
[19:31:29] <Hager> sweet
[19:31:32] <Hager> it worked
[19:32:44] Griff[vL]@Azeroth left the channel.
[19:33:51] Hager left the channel.
[19:34:29] <UserLoser.> http://forum.valhallalegends.com/phpbbs/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=8092;start=210#lastpost
[19:34:33] <UserLoser.> not funny
[19:35:55] <Yoni[vL]> it's not funny at all
[19:36:00] Griff[vL]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (level 0, best race random, icon peon).
[19:36:01] <Spht[vL]> .ban cin* this is funny
[19:36:01] Cin0rhc was banned by [vL] (this is funny).
[19:36:01] Cin0rhc left the channel.