Fried sperm?

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=55300952&tid=5978

[Newby]

That's the last time I put a laptop on my lap.

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

lol newby can't have children

[DeTaiLs]

That's the last time I put a laptop on my lap.

yeah i have to agree with that one

[Meh]

lol newby can't have children

the chances are most perople here cant

[iago]

That story was big a couple days ago, but it seems pretty stupid.  I just assumed it was common sense -- if you wear tight shorts, or spend a lot of time in the heat, then you'll naturally be less fertile.  It seems stupid that a "new study" "discovered" that by heating yourself up WITH A LAPTOP can ALSO make you infertile!  Next they'll be like, "If you lean against the stove a lot, you'll ALSO be infertile! Give us more research grants!"

[dxoigmn]

That story was big a couple days ago, but it seems pretty stupid.  I just assumed it was common sense -- if you wear tight shorts, or spend a lot of time in the heat, then you'll naturally be less fertile.  It seems stupid that a "new study" "discovered" that by heating yourself up WITH A LAPTOP can ALSO make you infertile!  Next they'll be like, "If you lean against the stove a lot, you'll ALSO be infertile! Give us more research grants!"

It's only temporary though, I think.  I remember watching this show about this experiment where these guys placed their testes in warm water.  They tested their sperm count and it was low making thme infertile.  However, their fertlity returned after a few hours (maybe days?).

[iago]

That story was big a couple days ago, but it seems pretty stupid. I just assumed it was common sense -- if you wear tight shorts, or spend a lot of time in the heat, then you'll naturally be less fertile. It seems stupid that a "new study" "discovered" that by heating yourself up WITH A LAPTOP can ALSO make you infertile! Next they'll be like, "If you lean against the stove a lot, you'll ALSO be infertile! Give us more research grants!"

It's only temporary though, I think. I remember watching this show about this experiment where these guys placed their testes in warm water. They tested their sperm count and it was low making thme infertile. However, their fertlity returned after a few hours (maybe days?).

you make it sound like a porno or something

[Adron]

Sounds like a preventive method... Sauna?

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

I think I lost alot of sperm today, I put a box of pizza on my lap in the car.

[UserLoser.]

I think I lost alot of sperm today, I put a box of pizza on my lap in the car.

IIRC, your body regenerates a couple thousand, if not, hundred thousand sperm every 24 hours.  *shrug*

[hismajesty]

I think I lost alot of sperm today, I put a box of pizza on my lap in the car.

IIRC, your body regenerates a couple thousand, if not, hundred thousand sperm every 24 hours. *shrug*

I thought it was like 1,000 sperm/minute (second?)

[DeTaiLs]

yeah when i took sex ed class they said like each drop of semen had like 1 million sperm cells

[Blaze]

Sounds like a new type of birth control for nerds. Too bad most nerds will ever need it.

[DeTaiLs]

Sounds like a new type of birth control for nerds. Too bad most nerds will ever need it.

harsh but yet so true