What do you read on the can?

[jigsaw]

What reading materials do you have on the shitter?

[jigsaw]

Introduction to Space Dynamics, Popular Mechanics, Playboy June 2003.

[SNiFFeR]

Some PC mag. I don't enjoy sitting on the shitter though, I like to take my shits and then get done.

[Thing]

I have conditioned my body to minimize the amount of time needed to defecate.  I can usually accomplish the task in less than 1 minute (including paperwork).  This reduces the amount of time I must spend away from my computers.

[quasi-modo]

I can usually accomplish the task in less than 1 minute (including paperwork).

I hope you are doing all the necessary paper work and not cutting corners with it.

I generally just grunt a few turds out, but I have been known to take a snack in there with me. Like if we have some teddy grams, or cookies laying around ill grab a few, or if I am in the middle of eating some pizza or something (not dinner), Ill take my plate with me.

[muert0]

Eating in the bathroom is wrong...
I have Invitation to a beheading, the great gatsby, Teach Yourself  TCP/IP in 24 hours and 3-4 issues of buttman.

[j0k3r]

I don't read on the can, I tend to get in and get out, however I think more clearly when I'm emptying my bowels.

[quasi-modo]

Eating in the bathroom is wrong...

A lot of people thing it is nasty. but I don't think it is so bad. I mean I just sit down and eat, I mean I am not nibbling after the paper work until my hands are washed. Boiled peanuts are good when you are on the pot.

[Meh]

I read my brothers Beano anuals and Ruper the bear books occasionally Computer Active and Web active. Depends what I can find. I also do my homnewoprk there aswell as I can have peace :p

[MyndFyre]

I have my latest issues of Game Informer and The Limbaugh Letter, as well as Complete Flash MX Remoting and The New Mormon Challenge.  I also cycle in some textbooks now and then.

[jigsaw]

What is the average time spent on the can? I like to enjoy my shits, i only go once a day, so it's normally great. about 10-15 minutes.

[Meh]

10 Minutes, once a day but I have spent over 40 minutes before.

[j0k3r]

2 - 4 minutes.

[Tuberload]

I go once a day for 25-30 minutes and my hand is usually sore when I am done. I am to poor for reading material so I just close my eyes and hope I see something good looking.

[Stealth]

2-15 minutes. Usually depends on the quality available reading material and what awaits me after I'm done.

Reading material ranges from English class books to Clancy novels to PC Gamer or PC World.