Confirmation today!

[Mitosis]

Well, it's time for my classmates and I to be Confirmed. Im somewhat nervous, thinking that I am going to screw up when I am asked a question. I have to memorise; The Catholic Beatitudes, The 7 Gifts of the Holy Spirit, The Appostles Creed (That's very easy) and last of all the Nincene Creed (Very hard).

Pretty much what you do for Confirmation, if you don't know is that your saying "Yes I do believe in God the Father the Almighty." God will enter your life, when you were Baptized, you could not take control and say "Yes Baptize me!" Your parents did it for you.

If you dont get Confirmed, you dont have that key into Heaven, so you go to Hell.

[Archonist]

Thanks, Now I'm going to hell.

[Mitosis]

Well, it says that right in the Bible so...I'm just repeating what was written.

2 hours left till Confirmation...

Nervous as shit...

[hismajesty]

Good Luck.

[Thing]

I have found that killing a kitten always calms me down when I'm nervous.

[CrackS]

Wow. You have to say all that when you get confirmed. I don't think I had to memorize anything.

[Archonist]

I have found that killing a kitten always calms me down when I'm nervous.

Pfft!

[warz]

Catholics, psssh. They do some weird shit.

[K]

I find killing a baby when I'm nervous helps to calm me down.

¹ By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept
when we remembered Zion.
² There on the poplars
we hung our harps,
³ for there our captors asked us for songs,
our tormentors demanded songs of joy;
they said, "Sing us one of the songs of Zion!"

⁴ How can we sing the songs of the LORD
while in a foreign land?
⁵ If I forget you, O Jerusalem,
may my right hand forget its skill .
⁶ May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth
if I do not remember you,
if I do not consider Jerusalem
my highest joy.

⁷ Remember, O LORD , what the Edomites did
on the day Jerusalem fell.
"Tear it down," they cried,
"tear it down to its foundations!"

⁸ O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction,
blessed is he who repays you
for what you have done to us --
⁹ he who seizes your infants
and dashes them against the rocks.

[iago]

So what you're saying is that he should masturbate?  That'll get him into heaven fast

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

Bah you Catholics.

[Archonist]

So what you're saying is that he should masturbate?  That'll get him into heaven fast

I suppose I'm taking a bullet train then.

[Newby]

So what you're saying is that he should masturbate?  That'll get him into heaven fast

I suppose I'm taking a bullet train then.

You're sitting next to me!

[j0k3r]

I'm sorry, point out to me where it says "if you don't go to confirmation you are going to hell".

I knew catholics had some strange things, but this is more than I thought...

[Thing]

I'm sorry, point out to me where it says "if you don't go to confirmation you are going to hell".

I knew catholics had some strange things, but this is more than I thought...

There is no hell so don't worry about it.