First Georgia banned evolution

[Grok]

A couple months ago we talked about Georgia banning "evolution" from schools.  Here's something else from Georgia.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html

[muert0]

I think they may need to unban some kind of evolution. I think they may be going downhill.

[Yoni]

Mmm... $1 million bill. That is SO Leisure Suit Larry 2.

[CrAz3D]

Psh, $1 million is hardly enough to buy Rhode Island, chump change for some of us.

Too bad I'm excluded from us, lol

[j0k3r]

Ah nice, I heard that on the news this morning wanted to check it out. They also mentioned the pictured explains alot   Are all chicks from Georgia that hot?

Is she retarded? Why not counterfeit something REAL and that stores might actually ACCEPT. There is no way the store clerk could have made change for $1 million.

[CrAz3D]

Unless they are the single busiest store on the face of the Earth, pulling in over $1 billion a day.

Hmm...she could've run to the Wally-World Cashier help desk, cuz WalMart probably makes somewhere close to $1 billion.

[Grok]

Is she retarded? Why not counterfeit something REAL and that stores might actually ACCEPT. There is no way the store clerk could have made change for $1 million.

Apparently banning the word "evolution" was the final step for Georgia, as it halted actual evolution a century earlier.

[iago]

Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?  I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.

[Hitmen]

Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?  I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.

Nuh uh, Castro took it.

[iago]

Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?  I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.

Nuh uh, Castro took it.

That's what a guy at work said, I argued that there is no evidence that that has already happened, the Simpsons obviously occur within the span of a year, but nobody knows *which* year.  It might be 2005!

[Hitmen]

Well it's bound to happen before 2008 then, that's when Castro is going to be assassinated. At least according to Island Thunder. (I think it was 2008 )

[iago]

Actually, it has to be before 2004 because GWB is in it and he won't be running the country after this election

[CrAz3D]

Actually, it has to be before 2004 because GWB is in it and he won't be running the country after this election

Poor Shrubby, everyone picks on him, maybe we could make a $1.3 bill with his face on it.

[j0k3r]

Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill?

No.

[Soul Taker]

The highest bill produced by the US mint that was in circulation was a $10,000 denomination.  $100,000 bills were actually used, but only between banks for transferring large amounts of money.  They obviously don't need that now since they can do it electronically.