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Newby

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 15, 2005, 04:44 PM
Quote from: Newby on November 15, 2005, 04:36 PM
Quote from: QwertyMonster on November 15, 2005, 01:22 PM
I have my eye on a new fit girl. (Oh yeah, i got rid of sally like.. 2 weeks ago).

This new one is called Susie. She does "things", and she asked my brother if i had condoms on me, and he said "dunno might do" and she was like "ooo naughty boy!", and then her friend handed me 4 and i was like "huh? why u giving me these?", and he replied "susie said have them, she will tell u why later". I then got told she isn't going to shag me or anything, but who knows? She wanted me to have condoms, i am confused on WHY!

This susie is always hugging me and playing with my hair aswell. Are they hints she "like likes" me?

EDIT: Fixed grammar and spellings.

She gave you the condoms because she wants you to practice shoving as many up your butthole as you can.

Stop trying to get him to fulfill one of your fantasies.

Why? :'(
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Explicit

Quote from: Newby on November 15, 2005, 05:25 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 15, 2005, 04:44 PM
Quote from: Newby on November 15, 2005, 04:36 PM
Quote from: QwertyMonster on November 15, 2005, 01:22 PM
I have my eye on a new fit girl. (Oh yeah, i got rid of sally like.. 2 weeks ago).

This new one is called Susie. She does "things", and she asked my brother if i had condoms on me, and he said "dunno might do" and she was like "ooo naughty boy!", and then her friend handed me 4 and i was like "huh? why u giving me these?", and he replied "susie said have them, she will tell u why later". I then got told she isn't going to shag me or anything, but who knows? She wanted me to have condoms, i am confused on WHY!

This susie is always hugging me and playing with my hair aswell. Are they hints she "like likes" me?

EDIT: Fixed grammar and spellings.

She gave you the condoms because she wants you to practice shoving as many up your butthole as you can.

Stop trying to get him to fulfill one of your fantasies.

Why? :'(

Because I can do it for you.  ;)
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Newby

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 15, 2005, 05:27 PM
Quote from: Newby on November 15, 2005, 05:25 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 15, 2005, 04:44 PM
Quote from: Newby on November 15, 2005, 04:36 PM
Quote from: QwertyMonster on November 15, 2005, 01:22 PM
I have my eye on a new fit girl. (Oh yeah, i got rid of sally like.. 2 weeks ago).

This new one is called Susie. She does "things", and she asked my brother if i had condoms on me, and he said "dunno might do" and she was like "ooo naughty boy!", and then her friend handed me 4 and i was like "huh? why u giving me these?", and he replied "susie said have them, she will tell u why later". I then got told she isn't going to shag me or anything, but who knows? She wanted me to have condoms, i am confused on WHY!

This susie is always hugging me and playing with my hair aswell. Are they hints she "like likes" me?

EDIT: Fixed grammar and spellings.

She gave you the condoms because she wants you to practice shoving as many up your butthole as you can.

Stop trying to get him to fulfill one of your fantasies.

Why? :'(

Because I can do it for you.  ;)

^^.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Hitmen


shout


Explicit

You're lucky!  I wish it would snow here in Seattle.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

shout

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 15, 2005, 08:36 PM
You're lucky! I wish it would snow here in Seattle.

Driving absolutly sucks in the snow.

Explicit

Quote from: Shout on November 15, 2005, 08:50 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 15, 2005, 08:36 PM
You're lucky! I wish it would snow here in Seattle.

Driving absolutly sucks in the snow.

That it does.  Snow shoes?
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

I want it to snow, I want to drive in snow. I Love my truck!  1 year anniversary next tuesday!

Uhm, qwerty, 13yr old sex is bad, member?  ew.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Warrior

Dude you got a condom and asked "what are these for"? Sex ed plz kthx.
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

Explicit

Quote from: Warrior on November 16, 2005, 06:33 AM
Dude you got a condom and asked "what are these for"? Sex ed plz kthx.

LOL
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

hismajesty


CrAz3D

Well, I spose I won't be spending any money for my truck this week, at least not much more than gas.

I just got my Eagle Award stuff, I think I'm may join the National Eagle Scout Association instead of exhaust tips, sounds like a better idea to join.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

hismajesty

Yeah. I just dropped $95 on a pair of gloves.

http://image53.webshots.com/53/6/57/59/477565759TqakiT_ph.jpg
http://image53.webshots.com/153/6/62/44/477566244PFMjXa_ph.jpg

I'm hurtin. But I've wanted them for a long time, and I got them from a guy who only tried them on and didn't even practice in them. (He got team gloves so he didn't need them.) That saved me $40.

CrAz3D

$95 DOES hurt.  I'm about to spend $180 for a lifetime membership in an organization
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

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