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Started by Hazard, August 31, 2003, 09:46 AM

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Hazard

THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE U.S. NAVY AND CANADIAN AUTHORITIES OFF THE COAST OF NEWFOUNDLAND:

U.S. Navy: Canadian vessel, alter your course 15 degrees north to avoid a colission.

Canadian Authorities: Negative, alter your course 15 degrees south.

U.S. Navy: I say again, alter your course 15 degrees north to avoid a colission.

Canadian Authorities: No, you alter your course.

U.S. Navy: This is the U.S.S. Linclon, the second largest ship in the US Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by 3 destoyers, 2 cruisers, a Sea Wolf class nuclear attack submarine, and numerous other support vessels. Now, I say again alter your course 15 that is one - five degrees north to avoid a colission or countermeasures will be taken to ensure the safety of this battle group.

Canadian Authorities: We are a light house. It's your call.

!~!HaZaRD!~!

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

iago

Seen it before, but it's still funny :)
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DeviL

Finnaly, a joke that doesn't bash on us canadians  :-X

Hazard

Don't worry I'll find some that make fun of you damn canucks.

!~!HaZaRD!~!

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

CrAz3D

Quote from: DeviL on August 31, 2003, 10:32 AM
Finnaly, a joke that doesn't bash on us canadians  :-X

Poor sad Canadians, y'all must feel left out now.
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j0k3r

FINALLY! A joke that makes Canadians look smart (LOL)... I was expecting to to end in "and the canadian fisher boat was smashed by the americans".
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