Greetings from the real world

[hismajesty]

Well that's fine. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

Yours just happens to be wrong.

[Akamas]

Aww, the Republician knows I'm right

[Truthiness51]

Well that's fine. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

Yours just happens to be wrong.

DAMN RIGHT! You can learn from this man. He's the real American here. He knows who runs the country and who needs to be chewed up and spit out, or possibly swallowed... maybe just hang out in your mouth for a while...

I killed many minorities on the sidewalk with my American-made 8 cylinder car today. Does that make me a good American?

No, that makes a a demercrat.

[Truthiness51]

Because as told by my black friend, now my black companion, minority means black people, so there for that would make you a massicure, shooting people for no reason. Therefore, you are only semi-american. Making you a demercrat.

[Hero]

George W. Bush

Or a pack of Tic Tacs: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs

Or George W. Bush. But who knows?

I second that.

I do, a box of Tic Tacs is much more qualified.

[Truthiness51]

Well my fellow Americans in training, I believe it is almost time for me to go. But before I do, does anyone have anything they want to say in closing?

[disco]

Well my fellow Americans in training, I believe it is almost time for me to go. But before I do, does anyone have anything they want to say in closing?

Seriously, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Report back at 23 hundred with intel.

[Akamas]

I fuel my furnace with American flags.

[Hero]

Well my fellow Americans in training, I believe it is almost time for me to go. But before I do, does anyone have anything they want to say in closing?

Where are you headed off to, when will you be back (if ever). Please give me a quote from the bible and a nice picture so I can remember you in my dreams.

[Truthiness51]

It takes exactly 3,573 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I know, I tried.

Good job! Your home is powered by the dreams of millions.


Goodbye everybody, I may be back but I cannot tell when. I hope that I influenced your lives more than you influenced mine. And remember, 51 states, keep this one alive. And don't suceed from the union, because then we'll kick your ass. Goodbye!

[Truthiness51]

"Make vows to the Lord your God and fulfill them"
Psalm 76:11

[Truthiness51]

My official American website, Im the guy at the top in the banner:


http://www.colbertnation.com/

[Ersan]

I wouldn't put it past him, though I think Colbert would be better at spelling...

[Akamas]

Good job! Your home is powered by the dreams of millions.

Yep. I'm burning the dreams of millions, makes for better heat.

[Newby]

You all suck. Except for Truthiness51.