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Started by jigsaw, January 21, 2006, 02:45 PM

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Warrior

#1
January 21, 2006, 02:59 PM
I'll slap my penis on the screen nextime I get a woody.
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

PaiD

#2
January 21, 2006, 03:11 PM
LoL @ Warrior

What he said.

CrAz3D

#3
January 21, 2006, 04:12 PM
High Average.

Thanks, now I need to wipe my screen
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

#4
January 21, 2006, 05:38 PM
High average.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Warrior

#6
January 21, 2006, 09:46 PM
Extraordinarily large of course....ahem..





Slightly larger than average but not as large as High Average. Medium Average.
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

disco

#7
January 21, 2006, 11:34 PM
Let's just say this post is in no way compensating for something.
Say it with me:

Explicit

#8
January 22, 2006, 02:00 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 21, 2006, 09:36 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 21, 2006, 05:38 PM
High average.

Lies. You're asian!

Stop stereotyping against me to what you see in porno videos.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Newby

#9
January 22, 2006, 10:12 AM
A bit above average.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

jigsaw

#10
January 22, 2006, 01:38 PM
I just like how the chart says: "Penis start line" lol its a race! What you do is get a couple of friends, put your penis at the start line, first one to get hard by not touching your penis wins!

111787

#11
January 22, 2006, 05:34 PM
Larger than High Average.

quasi-modo

#12
January 22, 2006, 08:38 PM
Well you have to remember, it's not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean... etc etc.




mid average, nothing monsterous... but hey, get's the job done right? Also, its about the gerth, not the length, right?
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Warrior

#13
January 22, 2006, 09:25 PM
AKA UR PENIS IS SMALL..

Actually monsterous is a bit scary..
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

quasi-modo

#14
January 22, 2006, 10:16 PM Last Edit: January 22, 2006, 10:19 PM by quasi-modo
WELL IT GETS THE JOB DONE, DAMN IT. GIRLS LIKE A SMALL ONE, THEY DON'T WANT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO MAKE THEM SORE, THEY WANT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO FEEL NICE, SOMETHING RELAXING. SO STFU.


My girlfriend and I agree that my penis is very nice.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle
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