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How many vaginas have you seen?

Started by jigsaw, January 09, 2006, 05:42 PM

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Mystical

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  I have a list which includes

   1. photo picture, ussally taken from my cell along with me and the girl
   2. Name
   3. phone number
   4. citie
   5. on the side it would say "Fucked" / " Not Fucked"

<3 Cali

  I need to get tested again.

QwertyMonster

One. Well... kinda. Seen half of it. But i'll go with Zero just incase. :D

Explicit

Quote from: Saphire on January 13, 2006, 05:49 PM
One. Well... kinda. Seen half of it. But i'll go with Zero just incase. :D

But you're 13!  Sorry, this comes as a shock.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

QwertyMonster

So? :P But like i said, only HALF. :( Some people in my year have lost their virginity already.

Joe[x86]

Quote from: Saphire on January 13, 2006, 05:51 PM
So? :P But like i said, only HALF. :( Some people in my year have lost their virginity already.

I'm basically the only virgin in my grade =(.




Felt two, seen zero.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

jigsaw

Thats not such a bad thing. Who the hell cares? If the reason you havent seen any yet is becasue its against your morals.. then dont worry be proud.. if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.

Mystical


I somtimes wish i could be a virgin again... but gah... oh well..

Hopefully when you see your first its not all nasty and beating up LOL, it might ruin you. so i suggest make sure you find your self a nice skinny girl, not slutty, and shaved, and that does clean her self up good down there, like i know some girls after having sex, they kinda lay there and don't clean themselfs up, but like my x-wife would get up go to the bathroom and clean it up, and push w/e i left in her out... haha so it wont stinky later ;)

jigsaw

Wow, too much information - but good advice none-the-less.
As long as your first cooter doesn't look like a bulldog eating mayonaise, you're good to go. It should look like a beautiful unopened rose.

Tazo

Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:25 PM
Wow, too much information - but good advice none-the-less.
As long as your first cooter doesn't look like a bulldog eating mayonaise, you're good to go. It should look like a beautiful unopened rose.
lol!! whats that from

Warrior

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Meh

Quote from: Saphire on January 13, 2006, 05:51 PM
So? :P But like i said, only HALF. :( Some people in my year have lost their virginity already.
The chances are theyre all virgins.

hismajesty


disco

Well thanks to some sets of deadlocked juries, I haven't legally seen any!

HAHAHAHAHA (j/k [except not really]).
Say it with me:


jigsaw

This is quite possibly the most non-gay and manly forum ever to grace the vl.com forums...

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