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Started by jigsaw, November 27, 2005, 10:02 PM

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Explicit

Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)

Your boss?  Since when did you have a job?
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Topaz


Explicit

Quote from: Topaz on November 28, 2005, 05:56 PM
ROFLOWNED

too bad for jigsaw :(

If he plays his cards right, maybe he'll get lucky?
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Joe[x86]

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)

Your boss? Since when did you have a job?

I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

hismajesty

Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)

Your boss? Since when did you have a job?

I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".

Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.

Yoni

My boss is my desk lamp. It produces worshippy fluorescent light.

Joe[x86]

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)

Your boss? Since when did you have a job?

I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".

Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.

Someone told me they were getting really annoyed at me bringing religion into non-religious topics.

Let me be clear about this: God says no.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

jigsaw

ya, its not going to happen.  I thought about it - and something is fucked up about a guy letting you rail his wife.

QwertyMonster

2 girls on one bloke, yeah baby! I wan't that when im older 100000000000000%!!!

The-FooL

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 10:21 PM
Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.

What do you expect, its joe.

Just have the friend over, bring out some beer, then see what happens.

Explicit

Quote from: Joe on November 29, 2005, 07:05 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)

Your boss? Since when did you have a job?

I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".

Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.

Someone told me they were getting really annoyed at me bringing religion into non-religious topics.

Let me be clear about this: God says no.

When you said, "I asked my boss about this issue," you gave the impression that it was in conversation, keyword being "asked."  If you consider the action immoral, then simply saying so would suffice.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Hitmen

My boss is better than your boss.

Topaz

My boss can beat up your boss.

Mangix

My boss weights 507 lb and is 7 feet tall

Joe[x86]

My boss hurls thunderbolts. G_G.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

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