• Welcome to Valhalla Legends Archive.
 

Sharing your girlfriend

Started by jigsaw, November 27, 2005, 10:02 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Master_Nabo

While on the topic of bosses, my bosses head comes up to crotch level and sucks.

Anyways, back to the topic of Sharing your gf, are you sure you can please two girls at the same time?  I not attacking your masculinaty, but it is a lot harder, and I wouldn't be able please +2 girls, especially if I just met her.  Plus it can be less fun than 1.

shout

What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

Newby

Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

Have one cook, have the other pleasure.

It's foolproof.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Tazo

Joe ask your boss if its your time to die yet

hismajesty

Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

I think it's time you watched some porn.


shout

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

I think it's time you watched some porn.

Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?

hismajesty

Quote from: Shout on December 01, 2005, 09:40 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

I think it's time you watched some porn.

Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?

So you can know what to do with two girls.

Joe[x86]

Quote from: Shout on December 01, 2005, 09:40 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

I think it's time you watched some porn.

Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?

Because, if what I hear is true, shes already pregnant. I don't know about you, and I can't really say I've done this, but having sex with a pregnant woman doesn't sound fun.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

Topaz


QwertyMonster


Explicit

Quote from: Joe on December 02, 2005, 04:37 PM
Quote from: Shout on December 01, 2005, 09:40 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?

I think it's time you watched some porn.

Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?

Because, if what I hear is true, shes already pregnant. I don't know about you, and I can't really say I've done this, but having sex with a pregnant woman doesn't sound fun.

It's a turn-on for some men.  It does not harm the baby, though, just as long as the position is reasonable and not something that contorts the body.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

jigsaw

if you get a soon-to-be-milf, fucking a pregnant woman is fucking hot.

cefx-

I want pictures of your girlfriend, jigsaw.
cefx
Technodev.org (future project) / UnixPartisan.org
Future dictator

jigsaw

ok she needs to send me the new ones, shes got a perfecy rack, great ass, oh ya and some sweet tats.

|