99 Bottles of beer on the wall!

[Joe[x86]]

Lets see how quick we can do this. I start.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Then you decrement it, like so..

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Your turn, starting with 97. Gogo!

[Warrior]

96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91 .... 0

Good now stop.

[Joe[x86]]

1) You missed 97.
2) You forgot a few words.

Here, let me help.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of be.... wait, this is retarded.

[iago]

Haha, when I saw the title of this thread, I thought, "This sounds like a dumb game.  I bet Joe posted it!"

[Hitmen]

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
1 bottles of beer on the wall, 1 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

NONE. THERE ARE NONE LEFT ASSHOLE.

[FrOzeN]

lol, Last week I made in script in my Clan channel that counted down from 1000 bottles of bear on the wall and spammed the fuck out of them for about 3 hours before I decided to delete it.

[shout]

This has happened before.

[Warrior]

LOL HITMEN.

[Networks]

Here douche bag:

Code Select Expand


Dim i as integer

for i = 99 to 0 step -1
If (i = 0) then debug.print "There are no bottles of beer on the wall and joe is a fucking moron. -.-": Exit For
debug.print i & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & i & " bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?"
Next i


[Explicit]

Rofl, nice.

[Joe[x86]]

Go Hitmen!

Code Select Expand

public class BeerBottles {
  public static void main(String args[]) {
    for(int i = 99; i > 1; i--;) {
      System.out.println(i + " bottles of beer on the wall! " + i + " bottles of beer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?");
    }
    System.out.println("None!");
  }
}

[CrAz3D]

Lets see how quick we can do this. I start.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Then you decrement it, like so..

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Your turn, starting with 97. Gogo!

HAPPEN TO FALL!?  WHAT FUCKING IDIOT LET THE BEER FALL!?  TELL ME NOW!  I DEMAND TO KNOW!
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heh

[Topaz]

joe is such a postwhore.

[QwertyMonster]

Um.... WTF?!