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I want to go to jail...almost

Started by CrAz3D, November 08, 2005, 08:42 PM

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CrAz3D

rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
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quasi-modo

I'm there! Well, off to steal a car in washington and maybe run some people down.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Explicit

What the hell are the people in my state thinking? ..
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Fr0z3N

#3
I had to email the people at that email he provided, how pathetic. OMFG GUYS!@! Lets reward the people sent to jail to be punished with a LATTE STAND!!

EDIT:

Reply from Gov....

Dear Jared R:

As reported by KOMO 4 News, the Department of Corrections is considering the
creation of a program at McNeil Island Corrections Center to train offenders
in the preparation of bakery products, lunches and espresso drinks.

This training would be provided in collaboration with the Department's
Correctional Industries program, which creates offender work programs that
teach marketable skills, instill a work ethic, and serve to reduce the tax
burden of corrections.

Although details of the McNeil Island training program are still being
developed, its purpose is not to provide lattes and other treats to prison
inmates. In fact, the snacks, coffee drinks and other items that would be
produced as part of the employment training would be sold only to McNeil
Island Corrections Center staff, island residents, and visitors.

We believe this program has the potential to create significant employment
opportunities for offenders upon their release from prison. By doing so, it
will advance the Department's goals of reducing recidivism and making the
public safer.

Sincerely,

Department of Corrections
Correspondence Unit