Random, funny in-class moments

[shout]

My mate made me see a porno movie of a triple cock penetration, so i start doing the actions of the women getting POONED! in class

Uh...

[Joe[x86]]

Mr. Bergs: Joe, stop playing pinball and get to work.

[Yoni]

The second one was funny. I guess you had to be there. Me and the Calc teacher get along.

Calc teacher: Do this problem: *writes on board*
Me: Lim with a x and a pointer derefrenceing operator to member 0? You can't have a member that starts with a number.
Nerds: *Snicker*
Class: WTF?

DUDE. I hope you don't have any girls in your calc class.

[shout]

The second one was funny. I guess you had to be there. Me and the Calc teacher get along.

Calc teacher: Do this problem: *writes on board*
Me: Lim with a x and a pointer derefrenceing operator to member 0? You can't have a member that starts with a number.
Nerds: *Snicker*
Class: WTF?

DUDE. I hope you don't have any girls in your calc class.

There is one. She is a "Windows suX0rz linux rulz0rs" kind of person.

[Warrior]

I'd hit it.

[Joe[x86]]

You'd hit a hole in the wall.

EDIT -
Omg! I Just finally understood what that meant. Newby's daddy knows he masturbates!

[shout]

You'd hit a hole in the wall.

Who wouldn't?

[Joe[x86]]

You'd hit a hole in the wall.

Who wouldn't?

DAMN that was fast.

I don't think Jesus ever hit a hole in a wall.

[shout]

DAMN that was fast.

That's what she said.

Anyway, a hole in a wall could mean a very very fat chick.