Random, funny in-class moments

[Joe[x86]]

School, a favorite past time. No. Anyhow, sometimes people (usually me) can do stupid stuff that makes everyone laugh.



Intro to Econ

Mr. Scherk: This will be on the test, so listen carefully.
Joe: Tru dat yo.
Class: LOL.



Computer Literacy

* Joe starts spinning

* Joe starts to get dizzy

* Joe gets really dizzy

* Joe falls down

Class: LOL.
Joe: Mr. Bergs, its time you considered padding this floor.
Mr. Bergs: LOL.

[Trance]

Are you sure this isn't just an extension of your "LOL game"...

Anyway...

Female Student: Why are you so cranky today Mrs. Orcales?
Mrs. Orcales: I'm pregnant you moron!
[The teacher had been pregnant for several months]

[Topaz]

Wow Joe seems to love the attention.

HOE.

[Joe[x86]]

Are you sure this isn't just an extension of your "LOL game"...

YAHLOL.

Actually, no, its not.

Pretty funny..funny thing there. =)

[Yoni]

Me: *passing a note to a hot chick*
Hot chick: *receives the note*
Literature teacher: Give me that!
Literature teacher: *reads the note, sees that it is signed "- Yoni"*
Literature teacher: Yoni! Get out of my class!
The other Yoni in my class: HUH?! What did I do?!
Literature teacher: Now!

Nobody ever found out.

[hismajesty]

What did the note say?

[Yoni]

What did the note say?

I'll tell you on AIM ^^

[Thing [vL]]

What did the note say?

I'll tell you on AIM ^^

OMG cyber me on AIM too!!!111one

[Topaz]

me 2 plz

[shout]

English Teacher: If you were on an island, and you could bring 4 things, what would they be?
Me: A wal-mart, a water distillization(sp?) plant, a power plant, and three veitnamese kids to staff these establishments.
Teacher: That's six things.
Me: Then all that, without the kids, but with a Civic full of Mexicans.
Class: LOL
Teacher. That's inappropriate.
Some kid: That's funny.
Me = kicked out

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Calc Teacher: Sean, your late.
Me: DeLorme, your bald.

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Me (in computer lab): God damn computer keeps crashing! Peice of shit! Argh fuck I lost my paper!
Cop: Thats a disorderly conduct. *Sees a packs of smokes in my pocket* And thats a possestion of tobacco on school grounds.

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I was very close to getting expelled for this one. It was 8^th grade.

Me: Um, how do I do (something that I forgot)
Teacher: I just explained it!
Me: Yeah, a half hour ago. I missed 2 days and need to catch up a little. (my grandfather died)
Teacher: Thats your responsibility to catch up.
Me: I know, I am just asking for help.
Teacher: Don't give me attitude, figure it out.
Me (as she was walking away): Well, if you knew anything about how to teach, I would'nt be in this possition.
Teacher: It's your fault you missed school, maybe if you wern't such a (some word I forgot)
Me: It's your fault your a fat old balding dumb-as-rocks women. Go fuck yourself.
Teacher: Get out of my class room!
Me: No. Fuck you.
Teacher: I'm calling the principal!
Me: Good. Maybe he will fuck you, you ex-husband sure didn't. (she just got divorced).
At this point I get up, throw the notebook and textbook at the back wall of the class room, walked to the door, opened it, and slamed it shut as hard as I could, then left. I got a bunch of tickets but the judge dropped all of them except one. (Disorderly conduct)

[Yoni]

That's not funny, it's terrible.
Come on, some funny ones. You know. Funny ones?

[Trance]

I'm thinking this should be re-named the, "you had to be there" thread...

[hismajesty]

Shout: The only semi-funny one there was the first one. The others were stupid. Try again.

[shout]

The second one was funny. I guess you had to be there. Me and the Calc teacher get along.

Calc teacher: Do this problem: *writes on board*
Me: Lim with a x and a pointer derefrenceing operator to member 0? You can't have a member that starts with a number.
Nerds: *Snicker*
Class: WTF?

[QwertyMonster]

My mate made me see a porno movie of a triple cock penetration, so i start doing the actions of the women getting POONED! in class