Post what yours is here

[Denial]

http://random.battlecenter.net/~Denial/name.txt

I am

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES

[23:07:53] <Click@Azeroth> I murdered a yellow paperclip
[23:08:07] <DarkMinion> I raped a piece of chewed gum
RaVeNx42o (11:09:34 PM): i murdered A STOP SIGN
[23:11:16] <Fire> I DEEP FRIED ORANGE JUICE
[23:12:16] <Kyle> I Pushed A Pair Of Granny Panties
[23:13:41] <Burnout> I'd love to lick a stop sign
[23:14:30] <XyriD> I got in a fight with a random girl
[23:17:28] iKoN: I JUST GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A GAY HOBO
[23:18:39] {][)K}LeVaRiS:  I RAPED  A HIPPOPOTAMUS

23:22:42 [wishtribe2] I pushed a spork

23:22:36 [drop_dead] thanks alot random apparently i got in a fight with a pair of grannie panties

23:22:14 [DW] I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH A RANDOM GIRL

jerbear: i got in a fight with a piece of chewed gum

[23:34] <warz> i cheated on my lover with orange juice?

[Talora]

I got in a fight with a bird..... 

[UserLoser.]

I got in a fight with a pair of granny panties...

[WoOdTroll]

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM


I don't know what to think of this.

[Explicit]

I molested a gay hobo.

[CrAz3D]

I JUST KILLED A CURLY FRY
hmm, ok...interesting, wonder if there is any truth to this matter

[Explicit]

If you ate it, you killed it; the end.

[CrAz3D]

I don't eat curly fries

[WoOdTroll]

But their so good. 

[Explicit]

They're more than good; they're orgasmic.

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

i like men

[Explicit]

i like men

What a coincidence.

[UserLoser.]

If you ate it, you killed it; the end.

You always use semicolons where they don't belong

[Explicit]

Semicolons;are;my;favorite;punctuation;mark. I use them freely, and I'm sure others don't mind.

[Newby]

Semicolons;are;my;favorite;punctuation;mark. I use them freely, and I'm sure others don't mind.

UserLoser does. You nerd. ;(

I got in a fight with a spork.

I used to play warcraft 3 with a kid named YourHeadOnSpork. Damnit, he was fucking good.