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Started by UserLoser., October 09, 2005, 02:39 PM

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Joe[x86]

Quote from: Mangix on October 10, 2005, 05:11 PM
sweet

Stupid..spammers..

On a side note, we watched a movie about STDs in heath class and we saw a picture of this limp penis with like herpies or something.
Quote from: brew on April 25, 2007, 07:33 PM
that made me feel like a total idiot. this entire thing was useless.

Explicit

Did it resemble your own?
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Mangix

in 7th grade, we got to see what a vagina looks like. after that we watched some cheap porn.

QwertyMonster

Lol Mangix. Was that your first time seeing a vagina. Pfft don't use "VAGINA" that is gay. Use Pussy ;)

And then cheap porn? Lol..  8)

CrAz3D

Quote from: QwertyMonster on October 12, 2005, 02:31 AM
Lol Mangix. Was that your first time seeing a vagina. Pfft don't use "VAGINA" that is gay. Use Pussy ;)

And then cheap porn? Lol..  8)
I'm not allowed to call it that around my girl
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

UserLoser.

Quote from: QwertyMonster on October 12, 2005, 02:31 AM
Lol Mangix. Was that your first time seeing a vagina. Pfft don't use "VAGINA" that is gay. Use Pussy ;)

And then cheap porn? Lol..  8)

Oh please you're 13.  You should worry about hitting puberty first

Mangix

* Mangix agrees with UserLoser

MyndFyre

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

You have to emphasize that his experience was mostly first-hand;)
QuoteEvery generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?

After 3 years, it's on the horizon.  The new JinxBot, and BN#, the managed Battle.net Client library.

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Akamas

Quote from: MyndFyre on October 12, 2005, 05:55 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

You have to emphasize that his experience was mostly first-hand. ;)

Haha..
Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.

hismajesty

Quote from: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 04:33 PM
* Mangix agrees with UserLoser

Uh.

You just turned 13.

Explicit

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on October 12, 2005, 06:32 PM
Quote from: Mangix on October 12, 2005, 04:33 PM
* Mangix agrees with UserLoser

Uh.

You just turned 13.

hismajesty[yL] has a point there, Mangix.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Mangix

uhhh so?

i can masturbate

CrAz3D

Quote from: MyndFyre on October 12, 2005, 05:55 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on October 10, 2005, 03:05 AM
First-hand experience works though, eh CrAz3D? :)

You have to emphasize that his experience was mostly first-hand;)
Hey, watch it, sometimes it's hands.  LOL, Her hand works sometimes too, though
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

Explicit

While you're at it, you might as well include my hand working, and Mangix's hand working, and all other hands working.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

CrAz3D

They might work, but that hypothesis has never been tested.  Her hands have been tested & marked approved.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

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