5 reasons why men are scum and women let us get away with it!

[BaDDBLooD]

1: We only want one thing, no exceptions.
2: We fall in love with them before we have it and fall out after we've got it. Where as women fall in love after.
3: We will lie, cheat, steal and kill in order to get that thing.
4: We freely admit #s 1-3 and women don't care.
5: They can't live without us.

[CrAz3D]

Dane Cook suggests otherwise that men only want 1 thing.  There are 2 things that are wanted more than sex, to be in a heist & have a trained monkey.