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Started by Intangir, July 06, 2005, 05:00 PM

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Intangir

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.

In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Left here since creation...
Forgotten in the river of time...

Blaze

Now if this was a real story it would good.
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Mitosis: Haha, Im great arent I!
hismajesty[yL]: No

quasi-modo

rofl, the last line rocks.

but yeah... this is fake.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Topaz

This is pretty old too :-/

Meh

LOL, Made me laugh.

UserLoser.

Ugh, had to read that like 2 or 3 times to get it

Newby

Haha. Old but still good.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

QwertyMonster


Yoni

Quote from: UserLoser on July 09, 2005, 07:46 PM
Ugh, had to read that like 2 or 3 times to get it

Yes. Totally ruined the joke.

CrAz3D

Quote from: UserLoser on July 09, 2005, 07:46 PM
Ugh, had to read that like 2 or 3 times to get it
:-\ 
I thought it was a very swell joke
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
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Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
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hismajesty

I agree, I liked/understood it the first time I read it. I've seen it before but it's been awhile.

Archonist

Haha, I like that a lot.

Archangel

Haha, good joke ;).
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