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Started by shout, March 23, 2005, 11:01 PM

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shout

Hurrah! I got the funnest thing ever!

A speeding ticket!

I don't have a scanner, so here is the info:

Appearance Required: No
Appearance Date: 4/26/05
Appearance Place: Municipal - Monona Community Center 1011 Nichols Rd., Monona, WI 53716
Appearance Time: 4:00 PM
Name: Warniaha, Sean L.
Plaintiff: City of Monona
Ordinace Voilated: 10-1-11
Description of Violation: Speeding
MPH Actual: 46
MPH Legal: 30
MPH Over: 16
Fine Amount: $102.00
Points for Citation: 4

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iago

16mph is a lot :P

I get nervous when I go more than 10km/s (6mph).
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


dxoigmn

Quote from: iago on March 23, 2005, 11:51 PM
16mph is a lot :P

I get nervous when I go more than 10km/s (6mph).

That is a lot for a 30 mph zone. For a freeway, 16 mph over 55 mph is nothing :P

shout

my gf had to be home at 10 and it was 9:55...

Meh

I generally do at least 15 over, i tend to stick to 30 in a 20. As soon as I hit open road I let loose, as my scooter can do up to 80mph.

UserLoser.

You get points for speeding?  What is that, some kind of game?

Adron

Quote from: UserLoser on March 24, 2005, 06:45 AM
You get points for speeding?  What is that, some kind of game?

Haha, that's what I said!

Apparently in addition to the fines, they also accumulate negative karma, which causes them to receive worse prices from trade NPCs (insurance companies), and eventually makes the city guards become hostile to them (police officers).

Thing

In Texas, you can get a Warlock (Lawyer) to cast Banish (Deferred Adjudication) and keep your profile clean.  You will need to cough up some gold though so grinding (working) extra hours is a good idea.
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

Hazard

Quote from: Shout on March 24, 2005, 03:17 AM
my gf had to be home at 10 and it was 9:55...

I'm sure her father would be happy to know that instead of being 5 or 10 minutes late, you were doing 45mph in a 30mph zone, endangering the life of his daughter and possibly the lives of the people in the neighborhood where he lives.

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

Hazard

Quote from: Adron on March 24, 2005, 06:52 AM
Quote from: UserLoser on March 24, 2005, 06:45 AM
You get points for speeding?  What is that, some kind of game?

Haha, that's what I said!

Apparently in addition to the fines, they also accumulate negative karma, which causes them to receive worse prices from trade NPCs (insurance companies), and eventually makes the city guards become hostile to them (police officers).

Would you rather they be called demerits, would that be more comfortable for you? The idea is when you accumulate so many points on your liscence it is suspened and you are barred from driving, just trying to keep our roads a little more safe.

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

iago

Quote from: Hazard on March 24, 2005, 12:10 PM
Quote from: Shout on March 24, 2005, 03:17 AM
my gf had to be home at 10 and it was 9:55...

I'm sure her father would be happy to know that instead of being 5 or 10 minutes late, you were doing 45mph in a 30mph zone, endangering the life of his daughter and possibly the lives of the people in the neighborhood where he lives.

Haha,  very good point
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Newby

Quote from: Hazard on March 24, 2005, 12:10 PM
Quote from: Shout on March 24, 2005, 03:17 AM
my gf had to be home at 10 and it was 9:55...

I'm sure her father would be happy to know that instead of being 5 or 10 minutes late, you were doing 45mph in a 30mph zone, endangering the life of his daughter and possibly the lives of the people in the neighborhood where he lives.
She was probably late anyways.
- Newby

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K

Quote from: iago on March 24, 2005, 12:49 PM
Quote from: Hazard on March 24, 2005, 12:10 PM
Quote from: Shout on March 24, 2005, 03:17 AM
my gf had to be home at 10 and it was 9:55...

I'm sure her father would be happy to know that instead of being 5 or 10 minutes late, you were doing 45mph in a 30mph zone, endangering the life of his daughter and possibly the lives of the people in the neighborhood where he lives.

Haha, very good point

Because we all know how receptive girlfriend's fathers are to excuses.  And teenage kids usually have a great relationship with girlfriend's fathers, so it wouldn't be intimidating at all to talk to him and explain the situation.

iago

Then he shouldn't have been late in the first place, duh :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*