Valhalla Legends Archive

Quote from: crashtestdummy on November 22, 2003, 08:31 PM
the sun hurts my eyes.

Looking at the sun makes me sneeze.

"This guy looked at the sun so long, it fried his brain and now he's an idiot.  Of course, he would have to be pretty stupid to do that to begin with.  It's the chicken and egg all over again"

I think that was King of the Hill.

Why did you put the water truck on the roof?

Quote from: kamakazie on November 26, 2003, 12:11 AM

Quote from: crashtestdummy on November 22, 2003, 08:31 PM
the sun hurts my eyes.

Looking at the sun makes me sneeze.

'Once when I was little, my mother told me never to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did.'

I was at a party last Friday and a guy broke a beer bottle over my head. I now have one hell of a gash in my cheek, and many smaller ones on my forehead. The only positive thing that came from that was my natural reaction was to hit him over the head with my bottle and he has 10 stiches and I have none.  Luckily I was drunk enough I didn't feel it.

I hope this was random enough.

My pet rat has a strange anal itch that I've been helping him scratch!

uh

Quote from: St0rm.iD on November 30, 2003, 01:11 PM
uh

haha.  exactly what I said.

I just recieved two Ebooks from iago. Now I got to print them.

Hmm

Quote from: Thing on November 22, 2003, 05:39 PM
Tell us about some of you random real life stuff.  Do it now.

I don't understand the question.

Tell stuff that happens to you in your life.

I like to piss outside in my back yard.  It makes my wife mad.

How old are you?

Quote from: Mitosis on November 30, 2003, 01:38 PM
I just recieved two Ebooks from iago. Now I got to print them.

~1500 pages.. But, good luck!