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Started by jigsaw, September 18, 2004, 10:22 PM

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jigsaw

September 18, 2004, 10:22 PM
What reading materials do you have on the shitter?

jigsaw

#1
September 18, 2004, 10:23 PM
Introduction to Space Dynamics, Popular Mechanics, Playboy June 2003.

SNiFFeR

#2
September 18, 2004, 10:27 PM
Some PC mag. I don't enjoy sitting on the shitter though, I like to take my shits and then get done.

Thing

#3
September 18, 2004, 10:52 PM
I have conditioned my body to minimize the amount of time needed to defecate.  I can usually accomplish the task in less than 1 minute (including paperwork).  This reduces the amount of time I must spend away from my computers.
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

quasi-modo

#4
September 18, 2004, 11:26 PM
Quote from: Thing on September 18, 2004, 10:52 PMI can usually accomplish the task in less than 1 minute (including paperwork).
I hope you are doing all the necessary paper work and not cutting corners with it.

I generally just grunt a few turds out, but I have been known to take a snack in there with me. Like if we have some teddy grams, or cookies laying around ill grab a few, or if I am in the middle of eating some pizza or something (not dinner), Ill take my plate with me.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

muert0

#5
September 19, 2004, 02:28 AM
Eating in the bathroom is wrong...
I have Invitation to a beheading, the great gatsby, Teach Yourself  TCP/IP in 24 hours and 3-4 issues of buttman.
To lazy for slackware.

j0k3r

#6
September 19, 2004, 06:21 AM
I don't read on the can, I tend to get in and get out, however I think more clearly when I'm emptying my bowels.
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

quasi-modo

#7
September 19, 2004, 11:41 AM
Quote from: muert0 on September 19, 2004, 02:28 AM
Eating in the bathroom is wrong...
A lot of people thing it is nasty. but I don't think it is so bad. I mean I just sit down and eat, I mean I am not nibbling after the paper work until my hands are washed. Boiled peanuts are good when you are on the pot.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Meh

#8
September 19, 2004, 02:18 PM
I read my brothers Beano anuals and Ruper the bear books :P occasionally Computer Active and Web active. Depends what I can find. I also do my homnewoprk there aswell as I can have peace :p

MyndFyre

#9
September 19, 2004, 02:41 PM
I have my latest issues of Game Informer and The Limbaugh Letter, as well as Complete Flash MX Remoting and The New Mormon Challenge.  I also cycle in some textbooks now and then.
QuoteEvery generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?

After 3 years, it's on the horizon.  The new JinxBot, and BN#, the managed Battle.net Client library.

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jigsaw

#10
September 19, 2004, 02:58 PM
What is the average time spent on the can? I like to enjoy my shits, i only go once a day, so it's normally great. about 10-15 minutes.

Meh

#11
September 19, 2004, 03:00 PM
10 Minutes, once a day but I have spent over 40 minutes before.

j0k3r

#12
September 19, 2004, 03:01 PM
2 - 4 minutes.
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

Tuberload

#13
September 19, 2004, 03:19 PM
I go once a day for 25-30 minutes and my hand is usually sore when I am done. I am to poor for reading material so I just close my eyes and hope I see something good looking.
Quote"Pray not for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs." -- Teddy Roosevelt
"Your forefathers have given you freedom, so good luck, see you around, hope you make it" -- Unknown

Stealth

#14
September 19, 2004, 03:27 PM
2-15 minutes. Usually depends on the quality available reading material and what awaits me after I'm done.

Reading material ranges from English class books to Clancy novels to PC Gamer or PC World.
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