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[17:08:12] <Lord`Bacca`[vL]> Skywing thinks in ASM / so does Adron / it sucks / makes me feel stuck with English.

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[00:14:24] <Acid~Angel[vL]> i am now an ordained minister
[00:14:32] <Acid~Angel[vL]> would anyone like to get married?
[00:14:59] <jigsaw[vL]> yes
[00:15:04] <jigsaw[vL]> I want to marry Cuphead
[00:15:46] <CupHead> Sorry, jigsaw, only virgins need apply.
[00:20:58] <Acid~Angel[vL]> i can only marry you if both of you agree
[00:21:00] <Acid~Angel[vL]> sorry

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[16:29:47] <[vL]Grok> acid~angel what are you working on lately?
[16:29:54] <Acid~Angel[vL]> masturbation techniques

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[21:30:24] <Lurker[iK]> Why does the webbot im using, keep freezing?
[21:30:42] <[vL]Grok> because its late december.

Hehe nice. Is this going to be updated as they roll in Invert?

hahaha I was there for the first two, but the last one is new and funny! :-D

Yes, i guess i'll post them here if i find some more funny stuff in clan [vL]

^^ two & three are good ones

we normaly get people with the quick entrance and leave
with commwnts like.

[01:20:11] {SI-I}~^DadDy^ joined the channel with a ping of 204 using Starcraft Brood War: 132 normal game wins..
[01:20:15] <{SI-I}~^DadDy^> if u woke up in the woods and u didnt remember anything and u had a condom in your ass would u tell anyone>?
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Here's another, perhaps Invert would like to move it to the top

Quote[06:07:00] <Gen0_> Any one know why the new vl bot says it's missing files?
[06:07:09] <[vL]Kp> Elaborate.
[06:07:22] <Gen0_> did u just call me a lab rat?
[06:07:32] <Arta[vL]> Probably hashfiles
[06:07:38] <Arta[vL]> Wow, was that a joke?
[06:07:47] <[vL]Kp> No, I think he's really that dumb. ;-)
[06:08:13] <Gen0_> looks spanish..
[06:08:18] <Arta[vL]> Good lord, that's like, a whole new level of dumbness
[06:08:21] <Gen0_> El Labor Rate
[06:08:36] <Gen0_> sigh..
[06:08:38] <Arta[vL]> except there's only one L, and you're a freakishly stupid person
[06:08:41] <[vL]Kp> Elucidate your problem.
[06:09:01] <Gen0_> did u just say u date some guy named cid?
[06:09:09] <Arta[vL]> Yes; Please shed some light on your predicament
[06:09:11] Gen0_ was banned by [vL] (terminal stupidity).

priceless lol

Quote[16:20:33] <Group> I have a question, What clan is Cupboard in?
[16:20:45] <BinaryChat> cupboard?
[16:20:50] <Group> I know ive seen a cupboard before
[16:20:51] <Group> :/
[16:20:56] <BinaryChat> you mean cuphead?
[16:21:00] <Group> lol
[16:21:03] <Group> Accident*
[16:21:06] <BinaryChat> heh

Quote[23:22:43] <Invert[vL]> EnteRpRisE_1: who are you?
[23:22:58] <EnteRpRisE_1> Invert[vL]: A user of B.net
[23:23:15] <Invert[vL]> .ban EnteRpRisE_1 You will now go where no man has gone before!
[23:23:15] EnteRpRisE_1 was banned by [vL] (You will now go where no man has gone before!).
[23:23:15] EnteRpRisE_1 left the channel.
[23:23:52] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> oh dear
[23:23:56] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> i was banned from a channel!
[23:23:57] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> OMG!
[23:24:24] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> i'm glad you are so observant
[23:24:27] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Hi i am Invert[vL], I like to ban ppl from channels, cus Enterprise owns him
[23:24:48] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> I thought vL, was a clan for L337's, apparently not lol
[23:24:51] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> Enterprise of the Star Fleet Federation owns me!
[23:25:10] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Im glad you know and speak the truth
[23:25:42] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Oh, and by the way, change your name, its faggish
[23:25:45] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> Why do you whisper me if you do not care that you were banned?
[23:26:09] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> since you banned me for no reason, i thought i had a reason to to whiseper you
[23:26:15] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> ok i'll make my name InVeRt[vL] so i can be as leet as you
[23:26:28] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> until i get an explanation why i was banned from Clan [vL], i will not stop talking to you invert
[23:26:56] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> you have a reason to whisper me? I just think you are sexually attracted to me
[23:27:17] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> oh yes that's it, i am cyberly, sexually attracted to you invert
[23:27:17] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> here is why...
[23:27:33] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> i banned you because...
[23:27:47] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> all i wanted to do is make some friends, but mr. let's abuse ops, happens to ban me
[23:27:47] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> NO I CANT SAY IT, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
[23:28:06] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> By the way, i know GheTTo[vL] i was looking for him
[23:28:12] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> you know why i'm still talking to you?
[23:28:39] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Because you are sexually attracted to me, like I am to you?
[23:28:54] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> Yeah GheTTo[vL] is our leader, but do you know NeGRo[vL]?
[23:29:34] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> hmm Maybe? maybe not?
[23:29:52] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> yes i am sexually attracted to you, i hope your a man, because i only like man ^^
[23:30:11] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> are YOU NeGRo[vL]?
[23:30:16] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> you must be him
[23:30:19] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> well what can I say, your in luck, i happen to be a man
[23:30:42] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> great i love big black guys
[23:30:58] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> my friend Cuphead also likes big black guys!
[23:31:11] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Wonderful! I love Transparent white kids too
[23:31:14] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> he made a friend with one named Bob in Jail
[23:31:18] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> We must have something in commoN!
[23:31:59] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> anyway, i must go post this on our forum now.

[23:30:58] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> my friend Cuphead also likes big black guys!

LOL!

hahahahahahaha cuphead picked up the soap, and there was bubba in the shadows, hit him like a rocket...

im sorry, but as they say, He'll get over it.

Absolutely awful...but funny.

MesiaH, get it right... It's not bubba, it's Big Black Bob