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Title: Superman is supergay
Post by: Invert on June 27, 2006, 10:41 AM
What can you expect from someone that wears little red tight underwear on the outside of his spandex pants?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,201060,00.html

(http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images_05a/superman%20spotlight.jpg)
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: disco on June 27, 2006, 07:34 PM
C'mon Lex, thith ithn't funny anymore!
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Hero on July 01, 2006, 01:02 AM
whats gay about it
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Joe[x86] on July 02, 2006, 03:17 AM
Normally there would be a bulge?
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Akamas on July 02, 2006, 08:51 AM
. . . . ?
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on July 02, 2006, 10:06 AM
Please see http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/HotGossip/0,,2-1343-1344_1849549,00.html
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: CrAz3D on July 04, 2006, 09:30 AM
I've heard he has gay qualities in the movie too.

A gay P.C. superman, wow, superman officially sucks.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: warz on July 04, 2006, 02:47 PM
You're all fucking retarded. You've 'heard' he has gay qualities in the movie? Go fucking see the movie - it's the best of any of the super hero ones released in the past few years. No, he doesn't act gay in the movie either. I don't know if you've noticed, but most of these DC / Marvel super heroes display traits of a tragic love story. They all are in love with some girl, but cannot let them know about it. Idiots, fuck.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Warrior on July 04, 2006, 06:03 PM
Quote from: warz on July 04, 2006, 02:47 PM
You're all fucking retarded. You've 'heard' he has gay qualities in the movie? Go fucking see the movie - it's the best of any of the super hero ones released in the past few years. No, he doesn't act gay in the movie either. I don't know if you've noticed, but most of these DC / Marvel super heroes display traits of a tragic love story. They all are in love with some girl, but cannot let them know about it. Idiots, fuck.

I bet you like superman. Yes you and him, his gay traits, and his bulge.

j/k :o
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Rule on July 05, 2006, 10:43 PM
What's this crap about him/the-movie being so politically correct?  Can someone be more specific?  This  sounds like irrational bitterness/indignance over something really stupid....
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: disco on July 06, 2006, 12:43 AM
Quote from: Rule on July 05, 2006, 10:43 PM
What's this crap about him/the-movie being so politically correct?  Can someone be more specific?  This  sounds like irrational bitterness/indignance over something really stupid....
Now he only stands for only truth and justice.  NOT truth, justice, and the American way!
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: CrAz3D on July 06, 2006, 11:35 AM
Quote from: Disco on July 06, 2006, 12:43 AM
Quote from: Rule on July 05, 2006, 10:43 PM
What's this crap about him/the-movie being so politically correct?  Can someone be more specific?  This  sounds like irrational bitterness/indignance over something really stupid....
Now he only stands for only truth and justice.  NOT truth, justice, and the American way!
;) yup



I dont know, between the political correctness, the subtle homosexual tendencies, and the over all quality of the movie itself  I hear about....I dont really want to see it.  I will maybe rent it/download it/see it @ our $2 theater or something similar....$7 isnt a good investment from what I hear


Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 05, 2006, 02:51 PM
This movie was so incredibly boring. A guy a few seats down from me and my girlfriend walked out, and we considered it.

I hate to say it, but The Devil Wears Prada was more interesting/entertaining.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Rule on July 06, 2006, 03:01 PM
I still don't get the pc reference....

Since when did superman stand for "the American way", in what way did he do this, and how has that changed, if he ever did stand for the american way in the first place?  More importantly, why should that affect whether you like a film or not at all?

Homosexual tendencies?  What?  I really doubt that they would intentionally suggest that superman "could be" gay, considering his love interest...

Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: CrAz3D on July 06, 2006, 04:51 PM
Quote from: Rule on July 06, 2006, 03:01 PM
I still don't get the pc reference....

Since when did superman stand for "the American way", in what way did he do this, and how has that changed, if he ever did stand for the american way in the first place?  More importantly, why should that affect whether you like a film or not at all?
....uhm, always?
His slogan was included it, it was removed for the movie inorder to make other audiences want to see it.

Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: warz on July 06, 2006, 10:04 PM
No, I think you've got Superman's motto confused with the guys motto from Tommy Boy. And what the fuck, I thought I told your dumb ass that there weren't any homosexual subtle hints at all in the movie. Wherever this fucking idiotic rumor was started, it's fucking dumb. Whether it was Invert, or some faggot on x86's forums, I don't know, but until you've seen the movie I will not respect anyones opinion. This movie was fucking good, and I don't usually rant about movies. It wasn't boring - hismajesty and his girlfriend are just emo faggots and would rather watch a movie about crying, makeup and cutting yourself like The Devil Wears Prada, as well as the bitches that walked out of their theater. What the fuck. Superman could kill all of you. Batman, Spiderman even the mother fucking Wolfman would get killed by Superman, god damned. Fucking fuck. I hate all of you except Rule, because he isn't hating on the movie.

And that picture at the top of this thread is fucking dumb. He's got a god damned speedo on, not a fucking wonder bra. Fuck. Why don't one of you queer 9 year olds go put a speedo on, you'll probably feel pretty confortable considering you all probably still wear those show toons fucking whitey tighties.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: CrAz3D on July 06, 2006, 10:54 PM
Superman's slogan thing is to fight for/defend "truth, justice, and the american way"

Also, I think you forgot the midol this mornin
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: disco on July 06, 2006, 11:09 PM
Doomsday COULD and DID kill Superman.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Rule on July 06, 2006, 11:20 PM
Quote from: warz on July 06, 2006, 10:04 PM
No, I think you've got Superman's motto confused with the guys motto from Tommy Boy. And what the fuck, I thought I told your dumb ass that there weren't any homosexual subtle hints at all in the movie. Wherever this fucking idiotic rumor was started, it's fucking dumb. Whether it was Invert, or some faggot on x86's forums, I don't know, but until you've seen the movie I will not respect anyones opinion. This movie was fucking good, and I don't usually rant about movies. It wasn't boring - hismajesty and his girlfriend are just emo faggots and would rather watch a movie about crying, makeup and cutting yourself like The Devil Wears Prada, as well as the bitches that walked out of their theater. What the fuck. Superman could kill all of you. Batman, Spiderman even the mother fucking Wolfman would get killed by Superman, god damned. Fucking fuck. I hate all of you except Rule, because he isn't hating on the movie.

And that picture at the top of this thread is fucking dumb. He's got a god damned speedo on, not a fucking wonder bra. Fuck. Why don't one of you queer 9 year olds go put a speedo on, you'll probably feel pretty confortable considering you all probably still wear those show toons fucking whitey tighties.

LOL.  QFT.  Best post of the year.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 05:52 PM
Technically, Lex Luther also killed Superman.

Anyway, it was alright.  I'm not a big fan of Superman in the first place, so I'm probably biased.

I didn't notice any homosexual references at all.  I think people are just projecting.

And as for the "& the American Way" thing, that was around because Superman was created by American Jews during the Nazi era, and the slogan stuck throughout the Cold War.  But let's not forget about Red Superman (an alternate story where he lands in the USSR and is named Stalin).  So it's not always been "& the American Way", that was just propaganda.

Anyway, the best superhero is The Flash, just because he turns into speed and is immortal now.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Invert on July 07, 2006, 06:08 PM
OMG OMG OMG!!! warz!!!

Superman is a homo, a non-American and a COMMUNIST!!!

(http://theages.superman.ws/History/redson/rescue.gif)
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Invert on July 07, 2006, 06:15 PM
WARZ!!! If you support Superman you support this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Red_sun_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: l2k-Shadow on July 08, 2006, 12:23 AM
That was a really unadequate response to his post..
That's like a person making an essay full of valid points on why they do not support president bush and then you come and say "you're wrong, you support communism" and post some dumbass comic picture.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Mitosis on July 08, 2006, 10:54 AM
Quote from: warz on July 06, 2006, 10:04 PM
It wasn't boring - hismajesty and his girlfriend are just emo faggots and would rather watch a movie about crying, makeup and cutting yourself like The Devil Wears Prada, as well as the bitches that walked out of their theater. What the fuck.

Dude I so <3 you Ryan, but, Spider-Man is my fav super hero :)
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Networks on July 08, 2006, 01:34 PM
I thought the movie was okay, definitely nothing special. They certainly could have done much better. It was as cliche as it could get but I suppose a similar response would be: What do you expect, it's a Superman movie? Movies that surprise, shock, or make me say "wow that was pretty cool" are the movies I find as great movies. Superman was simply too much talk and rescuing rather than what I probably wanted which was him beating the shit out of something nearly as powerful as him. It's supposed to be an action movie with some tragedy I suppose. We all know he can fly and lift heavy stuff up and use X-ray vision, that's all the movie showed, it simply could've been better.

It's not one of those movies you rent, it's one of those movies you see on T.V. or download.

I don't think Superman is gay, at least not in this film, that guy wanted Lois Lane in the entire movie, the man was horny.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: disco on July 08, 2006, 04:43 PM
Quote from: Networks on July 08, 2006, 01:34 PM
I don't think Superman is gay, at least not in this film, that guy wanted Lois Lane in the entire movie, the man was horny.
Not to mention that (SPOILERRR LOL) he got busy with Lois and had an illegitimate love child.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: topaz on July 08, 2006, 04:45 PM
Quote from: Disco on July 08, 2006, 04:43 PM
Quote from: Networks on July 08, 2006, 01:34 PM
I don't think Superman is gay, at least not in this film, that guy wanted Lois Lane in the entire movie, the man was horny.
Not to mention that (SPOILERRR LOL) he got busy with Lois and had an illegitimate love child.

O RLY?
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Invert on July 08, 2006, 07:18 PM
Quote from: l2k-Shadow on July 08, 2006, 12:23 AM
That was a really unadequate response to his post..
That's like a person making an essay full of valid points on why they do not support president bush and then you come and say "you're wrong, you support communism" and post some dumbass comic picture.

This is called the Fun Forumâ„¢. Get the fuck out.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: rabbit on July 08, 2006, 08:25 PM
I should have just been called Superman II.5 -.-
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: UserLoser on July 09, 2006, 01:25 AM
This thread is supergay.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Spilled on July 09, 2006, 05:24 AM
Quote from: UserLoser on July 09, 2006, 01:25 AM
This thread is supergay.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: CrAz3D on July 10, 2006, 01:11 AM
Quote from: rabbit on July 08, 2006, 08:25 PM
I should have just been called Superman II.5 -.-
II.5 just like that wouldve PWND!
Title: Re: Superman is supergay
Post by: Invert on July 14, 2006, 11:36 AM
Superman wears makeup and throws tantrums! How gay!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=395559&in_page_id=1773