Superman is supergay

CrAz3D · July 06, 2006, 10:54 PM

Superman's slogan thing is to fight for/defend "truth, justice, and the american way"

Also, I think you forgot the midol this mornin

disco · July 06, 2006, 11:09 PM

Doomsday COULD and DID kill Superman.

Rule · July 06, 2006, 11:20 PM

Quote from: warz on July 06, 2006, 10:04 PM
No, I think you've got Superman's motto confused with the guys motto from Tommy Boy. And what the fuck, I thought I told your dumb ass that there weren't any homosexual subtle hints at all in the movie. Wherever this fucking idiotic rumor was started, it's fucking dumb. Whether it was Invert, or some faggot on x86's forums, I don't know, but until you've seen the movie I will not respect anyones opinion. This movie was fucking good, and I don't usually rant about movies. It wasn't boring - hismajesty and his girlfriend are just emo faggots and would rather watch a movie about crying, makeup and cutting yourself like The Devil Wears Prada, as well as the bitches that walked out of their theater. What the fuck. Superman could kill all of you. Batman, Spiderman even the mother fucking Wolfman would get killed by Superman, god damned. Fucking fuck. I hate all of you except Rule, because he isn't hating on the movie.

And that picture at the top of this thread is fucking dumb. He's got a god damned speedo on, not a fucking wonder bra. Fuck. Why don't one of you queer 9 year olds go put a speedo on, you'll probably feel pretty confortable considering you all probably still wear those show toons fucking whitey tighties.

LOL. QFT. Best post of the year.

rabbit · July 07, 2006, 05:52 PM

Technically, Lex Luther also killed Superman.

Anyway, it was alright. I'm not a big fan of Superman in the first place, so I'm probably biased.

I didn't notice any homosexual references at all. I think people are just projecting.

And as for the "& the American Way" thing, that was around because Superman was created by American Jews during the Nazi era, and the slogan stuck throughout the Cold War. But let's not forget about Red Superman (an alternate story where he lands in the USSR and is named Stalin). So it's not always been "& the American Way", that was just propaganda.

Anyway, the best superhero is The Flash, just because he turns into speed and is immortal now.

Invert · July 07, 2006, 06:08 PM

OMG OMG OMG!!! warz!!!

Superman is a homo, a non-American and a COMMUNIST!!!

Invert · July 07, 2006, 06:15 PM

WARZ!!! If you support Superman you support this:

l2k-Shadow · July 08, 2006, 12:23 AM

That was a really unadequate response to his post..
That's like a person making an essay full of valid points on why they do not support president bush and then you come and say "you're wrong, you support communism" and post some dumbass comic picture.

Mitosis · July 08, 2006, 10:54 AM

Quote from: warz on July 06, 2006, 10:04 PM
It wasn't boring - hismajesty and his girlfriend are just emo faggots and would rather watch a movie about crying, makeup and cutting yourself like The Devil Wears Prada, as well as the bitches that walked out of their theater. What the fuck.

Dude I so <3 you Ryan, but, Spider-Man is my fav super hero

Networks · July 08, 2006, 01:34 PM

I thought the movie was okay, definitely nothing special. They certainly could have done much better. It was as cliche as it could get but I suppose a similar response would be: What do you expect, it's a Superman movie? Movies that surprise, shock, or make me say "wow that was pretty cool" are the movies I find as great movies. Superman was simply too much talk and rescuing rather than what I probably wanted which was him beating the shit out of something nearly as powerful as him. It's supposed to be an action movie with some tragedy I suppose. We all know he can fly and lift heavy stuff up and use X-ray vision, that's all the movie showed, it simply could've been better.

It's not one of those movies you rent, it's one of those movies you see on T.V. or download.

I don't think Superman is gay, at least not in this film, that guy wanted Lois Lane in the entire movie, the man was horny.

disco · July 08, 2006, 04:43 PM

Quote from: Networks on July 08, 2006, 01:34 PM
I don't think Superman is gay, at least not in this film, that guy wanted Lois Lane in the entire movie, the man was horny.

Not to mention that (SPOILERRR LOL) he got busy with Lois and had an illegitimate love child.

topaz · July 08, 2006, 04:45 PM

Quote from: Disco on July 08, 2006, 04:43 PM
Quote from: Networks on July 08, 2006, 01:34 PM
I don't think Superman is gay, at least not in this film, that guy wanted Lois Lane in the entire movie, the man was horny.
Not to mention that (SPOILERRR LOL) he got busy with Lois and had an illegitimate love child.

O RLY?

Invert · July 08, 2006, 07:18 PM

Quote from: l2k-Shadow on July 08, 2006, 12:23 AM
That was a really unadequate response to his post..
That's like a person making an essay full of valid points on why they do not support president bush and then you come and say "you're wrong, you support communism" and post some dumbass comic picture.

This is called the Fun Forum™. Get the fuck out.

rabbit · July 08, 2006, 08:25 PM

I should have just been called Superman II.5 -.-

UserLoser · July 09, 2006, 01:25 AM

This thread is supergay.

Spilled · July 09, 2006, 05:24 AM

Quote from: UserLoser on July 09, 2006, 01:25 AM
This thread is supergay.

Agreed.