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Title: Where do you fall?
Post by: jigsaw on January 21, 2006, 02:45 PM

(http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg)

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Warrior on January 21, 2006, 02:59 PM

I'll slap my penis on the screen nextime I get a woody.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: PaiD on January 21, 2006, 03:11 PM

LoL @ Warrior

What he said.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: CrAz3D on January 21, 2006, 04:12 PM

High Average.

Thanks, now I need to wipe my screen

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Explicit on January 21, 2006, 05:38 PM

High average.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: hismajesty on January 21, 2006, 09:36 PM

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 21, 2006, 05:38 PM
High average.

Lies. You're asian!

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Warrior on January 21, 2006, 09:46 PM

Extraordinarily large of course....ahem..

Slightly larger than average but not as large as High Average. Medium Average.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: disco on January 21, 2006, 11:34 PM

Let's just say this post is in no way compensating for something.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Explicit on January 22, 2006, 02:00 AM

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on January 21, 2006, 09:36 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 21, 2006, 05:38 PM
High average.

Lies. You're asian!

Stop stereotyping against me to what you see in porno videos.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Newby on January 22, 2006, 10:12 AM

A bit above average.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: jigsaw on January 22, 2006, 01:38 PM

I just like how the chart says: "Penis start line" lol its a race! What you do is get a couple of friends, put your penis at the start line, first one to get hard by not touching your penis wins!

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: 111787 on January 22, 2006, 05:34 PM

Larger than High Average.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 22, 2006, 08:38 PM

Well you have to remember, it's not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean... etc etc.

mid average, nothing monsterous... but hey, get's the job done right? Also, its about the gerth, not the length, right?

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Warrior on January 22, 2006, 09:25 PM

AKA UR PENIS IS SMALL..

Actually monsterous is a bit scary..

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 22, 2006, 10:16 PM

WELL IT GETS THE JOB DONE, DAMN IT. GIRLS LIKE A SMALL ONE, THEY DON'T WANT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO MAKE THEM SORE, THEY WANT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO FEEL NICE, SOMETHING RELAXING. SO STFU.

My girlfriend and I agree that my penis is very nice.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: CrAz3D on January 22, 2006, 10:20 PM

This thread is almost going a bit TMIesque.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 22, 2006, 10:25 PM

Quote from: CrAz3D on January 22, 2006, 10:20 PM
This thread is almost going a bit TMIesque.

what's the matter, not secure with your masculinity? The talk about penises making you feel a bit uncomfortable?

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: CrAz3D on January 22, 2006, 10:31 PM

Quote from: quasi-modo on January 22, 2006, 10:25 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on January 22, 2006, 10:20 PM
This thread is almost going a bit TMIesque.

what's the matter, not secure with your masculinity? The talk about penises making you feel a bit uncomfortable?

No, I'm not insecure, it just seems odd to be discussing it w/people online.
My girlfriend likes to discuss it w/whoever though so I spose here is fine too

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 10:00 AM

Girls dont *want* small boobs, girls don't *want* to drive a GEO Metro, they would rather drive a Tahoe. Girls don't *a super thin* guy. What makes you think girls want small things!? Thats obsurd, Girls want big things, its America!

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: QwertyMonster on January 23, 2006, 11:53 AM

Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 10:00 AM
its America!

I'm in England. :P Opposite i guess then? Most girls don't want BIG, neither SMALL, Average is what most girls want.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 23, 2006, 01:20 PM

Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 10:00 AM
Girls dont *want* small boobs, girls don't *want* to drive a GEO Metro, they would rather drive a Tahoe. Girls don't *a super thin* guy. What makes you think girls want small things!? Thats obsurd, Girls want big things, its America!

I'm not saying thin... im saying long. Look, who wants to be sore? If I were having something inserted in me I would certainly want it to be small so that I wouldn't be sore later.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: shout on January 23, 2006, 03:03 PM

I fall between my knees.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Warrior on January 23, 2006, 03:21 PM

You must have high knees.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: hismajesty on January 23, 2006, 04:01 PM

Quote from: quasi-modo on January 23, 2006, 01:20 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 10:00 AM
Girls dont *want* small boobs, girls don't *want* to drive a GEO Metro, they would rather drive a Tahoe. Girls don't *a super thin* guy. What makes you think girls want small things!? Thats obsurd, Girls want big things, its America!
I'm not saying thin... im saying long. Look, who wants to be sore? If I were having something inserted in me I would certainly want it to be small so that I wouldn't be sore later.

They don't even feel it after the first four inches or something like that. Most of the nerves are at the entrance and stuff, plus besides, girth contributes more to pleasure due to the placement of the nerves as well.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 23, 2006, 04:23 PM

Well duh, so why do I need a very long penis?

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: hismajesty on January 23, 2006, 04:28 PM

Quote from: quasi-modo on January 23, 2006, 04:23 PM
Well duh, so why do I need a very long penis?

So the girl doesn't laugh. :)

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 23, 2006, 06:01 PM

Well... if you don't let her see it, like the lights are out, she wont know until it's too late.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 11:56 PM

You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Explicit on January 24, 2006, 12:20 AM

Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 11:56 PM
You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good.

I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: CrAz3D on January 24, 2006, 12:36 AM

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 24, 2006, 12:20 AM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 11:56 PM
You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good.

I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see.

........................... :-X

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Explicit on January 24, 2006, 12:40 AM

Quote from: CrAz3D on January 24, 2006, 12:36 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 24, 2006, 12:20 AM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 11:56 PM
You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good.

I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see.
........................... :-X

I can find the old thread if you want to see. :P

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Warrior on January 24, 2006, 06:17 AM

Who wants to see? Fags.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 24, 2006, 08:49 AM

It was not man pr0n... it was... research.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Explicit on January 24, 2006, 09:40 AM

Quote from: Warrior on January 24, 2006, 06:17 AM
Who wants to see? Fags.

You know that in the pit of your heart and soul you're curious. ;)

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Meh on January 24, 2006, 02:31 PM

Well according to tht im lmost high averge and if I flex im high verge. I relly didnt think I was as long as that.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: CrAz3D on January 24, 2006, 04:41 PM

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 24, 2006, 12:40 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on January 24, 2006, 12:36 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on January 24, 2006, 12:20 AM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 23, 2006, 11:56 PM
You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good.

I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see.
........................... :-X

I can find the old thread if you want to see. :P

Quote from: jigsaw on November 16, 2005, 12:50 AM
enjoy

http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg (http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg)

edit--lol

Someone look @ the picture & tell if thats it, I'll take your word for it...I'm scared to open it myself

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 24, 2006, 04:53 PM

yeah, it is... id recognize it anywhere.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: CrAz3D on January 24, 2006, 04:55 PM

Quote from: quasi-modo on January 24, 2006, 04:53 PM
yeah, it is... id recognize it anywhere.

Dude, now yeah, that is sorta gayish

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: quasi-modo on January 24, 2006, 08:21 PM

lol jk, i didn't even click it. Im afraid too... I dont want pictures of penises in my temp internet files... and I dont feel like clearning those after I click it.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: Explicit on January 24, 2006, 08:35 PM

Mmmmm, penis.

Title: Re: Where do you fall?
Post by: shout on January 24, 2006, 10:14 PM

Jigsaw lost his foreskin.... :'(

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